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Today is "Singles Day" which is apparantly a completely made up one day event of the little borther of Alibaba.com (fun place to purchase dangerous research chemicals and human hair) - Aliexpress What can you buy here? IDK. Its the Amazon of China that Yahoo bought last year or something to breathe a little bit of life into their netscape era business structure. No idea how that is working out, but that is irrelevant. However as you might imagine, the ebay of china can be as strange as you expect. You will find regular products made in china and normally marketed to the US for less than you would find them in retail. Including such favorites as: Weaponized False Nails Real (Fake) Google 3D Goggles Comically Large PCI Wifi Stealer Opposite Tank Top There are many normal and many abnormal things for sale on this crazy e-commerce webspace. Many of my favorite are in the men's t-shirt section. Its the sort of shock and bewliderment you may remember from walking into a spencer's so many years ago but somehow less explainable. Curturally Appropriated Kanye http://imgur.com/VLMdnOa For the Fab goon too extreme for regular swole garments http://imgur.com/rOhP9kG Cold Chill http://imgur.com/YTObFR7 Holiday Conversation Starter http://imgur.com/DXSUy7J Prefect for every goon on your list http://imgur.com/DvMcikv Obligatory http://imgur.com/Chjoaj4 After browsing all the odd items of questionable safety and respect for intellectual property and you may actually want to buy something, today is the places "Black Friday". quote:Here's some tips for shopping at AliExpress: Post good and fun things you find among the wonders of the orient or just enjoy some cheap buys on poorly made but comical things!
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Nov 10, 2015 19:51
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If they have a book on correctly posting images, buy that OP E: sorry for being snarky. Good thread idea OP. God bless
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Nov 10, 2015 19:54
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I was looking into importing brazilian mangos so I could sell dried mango at the farmer's market for obscene sums to idiots, and they were selling them by the 20 or 40 foot container, your choice.
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Nov 10, 2015 20:03
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alibaba could be a godsend for SA secret santa
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Nov 10, 2015 20:04
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They have a lot of fake sports jerseys. Including some you just can't find anywhere else!
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Nov 10, 2015 20:05
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http://www.aliexpress.com/item/1pc-...archweb201560_9
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Nov 10, 2015 20:17
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 Uhhh, WTF?
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Nov 10, 2015 20:18
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I remember a few years ago I needed an incredibly specific PC part. It was a 3.5" bay that was a card reader and also had an ir port for Windows Media Center. Literally the only place on the entire Internet that had it was that site. Except they only sold this $40 peripheral in batches of 100. Not wanting to spend $4,000 and then having to sell 99 on ebay, I gave up. Nice to see if they sell in normal qualities now. Awesome thread idea by the way That wifi stealer looks like a chainsaw. jenny jones fan fucked around with this message at 20:22 on Nov 10, 2015 |
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Nov 10, 2015 20:19
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Oh man, that is going on my Christmas list for sure.
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Nov 10, 2015 20:20
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Basic Poster posted:Cold Chill This is the best stoner shirt in a long time.
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Nov 10, 2015 20:22
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I literally cannot navigate their mobile site.  There's no way to get rid of that floating menu lol
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Nov 10, 2015 20:31
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is there any goatse merchandise
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Nov 10, 2015 20:55
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I have gotten some super cute dresses from aliexpress dirt cheap. I love that site.
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Nov 10, 2015 20:55
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E Equals MC Hammer posted:is there any goatse merchandise Don't think so. Although their search auto complete thinks "goat sex" has been searched before...but I ain't clicking that.
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Nov 10, 2015 20:57
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74,907 results for male masturbator
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Nov 10, 2015 20:57
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303 Laser verde 532nm Laser Pen Pointer 10000mw green high powered instantly burning matchs presenter apresentador de slides That cant be right, a 10 watt laser pen???
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Nov 10, 2015 20:59
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Icept posted:This is the best stoner shirt in a long time. 
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Nov 10, 2015 21:02
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:If they have a book on correctly posting images, buy that OP
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Nov 10, 2015 21:04
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Well if some shady mporter/exporter says this pen can burn through paper, thén why doubt?
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Nov 10, 2015 21:04
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In trying to get out of exporting
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Nov 10, 2015 21:26
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this guy i know bought a cycling jersey from AliExpress and it gave him a rash lol
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Nov 10, 2015 21:28
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Ali Baba rules because you can set up to buy a shitload of horse head masks http://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/ANIMAL-HALLOWEEN-BLACK-HORSE-HEAD-LATEX_858356275.html?spm=a2700.7724838.35.1.NTVM24&s=p or like a shipping container of instant ramen noodles: http://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/factory-wholesale--65g-3-flavors_60325121999.html?spm=a2700.7724838.30.1.nukqNW&s=p If a carton is 12 cups of noodles, that equates to a 246 year supply of noodles.
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Nov 10, 2015 21:33
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Lay egg is true motherducker.
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Nov 10, 2015 21:45
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Just to save some people the trouble... http://m.aliexpress.com/search.htm?keywords=waifu
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