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Dogs are of the physical realm; companionship, adoration and love. Cats are of the mystical realm; they do weird poo poo and kill. 
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I don't want a dog to guard my body what good's that going to do? Daft thing should eat me or bury me.
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Nov 14, 2015 04:26
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OwlFancier posted:I don't want a dog to guard my body what good's that going to do? Daft thing should eat me or bury me. Keep coyotes from dismembering you so your family has something to discover and bury so they can secure closure? loving typical human attitude, so self centered! When its up to the dog to consider the emotional well-being of your family as a whole you know you hosed up as a person.
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Nov 14, 2015 06:31
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If they made the show Lassie and it was a cat then it would just be a 30 minute drama each week about a family who is dealing with the death of their child.
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Nov 14, 2015 08:38
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It would be a show about parental negligence. 
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Nov 14, 2015 08:54
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Star Man posted:My housemate has a tiny yippee poodle that nips at your feet and barks at everything. She also dresses her in dog skirts and puts silk flowers on her ears to make them look like pigtails. I want to do some psychotic butcher poo poo to this dog because I hate it so much. My aunt's dog (some sort of terrier) used to bark/"scream" any time any sort of human or animal came within like a 100 meter radius of her apartment. It was the most godawful sound, you'd think the dog was dying, and he would do it constantly. It took a lot of self control to keep myself from hitting that dog. Fortunately he chilled out when he got older and is a cool dog now. Flowers For Algeria posted:On one side you have retarded degenerate wolves that got too lazy to hunt and evolved to forage in human trash Um, pretty sure "able to survive on their own" applies to literally every non-pack animal and isn't exactly some desirable trait in a pet (unless you plan on abandoning it or something). Ytlaya fucked around with this message at 09:31 on Nov 14, 2015 |
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Nov 14, 2015 09:29
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Cats are gay
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Nov 14, 2015 11:28
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Who What Now posted:Never before have I seen so many Literal Hitlers in one thread. I hope you dog-lovers are proud of your horribleness.
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Nov 14, 2015 15:27
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LeJackal posted:Keep coyotes from dismembering you so your family has something to discover and bury so they can secure closure? Coyotes are a kind of dog so I think dogs are inventing their own problems tbh.
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Nov 14, 2015 17:38
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I wouldn't mind if all cats were to die.
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Nov 14, 2015 17:46
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My Imaginary GF posted:I wouldn't mind if all cats were to die. Wrap it up, Mr Terrible Opinions has just settled the debate once and for all. Cats own.
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Nov 14, 2015 17:56
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Flowers For Algeria posted:Wrap it up, Mr Terrible Opinions has just settled the debate once and for all. Cats own. Are you French, by any chance?
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Nov 14, 2015 18:00
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My Imaginary GF posted:Are you French, by any chance? Yes, but what does this have to do with anything?
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Nov 14, 2015 18:20
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Flowers For Algeria posted:Yes, but what does this have to do with anything? Its explains a lot about your admiration for cats. Are you jealous because they can be trained not to piss in the streets?
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Nov 14, 2015 18:53
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I have a dog and a cat. They are anipals and it is pretty adorable. Both are equally dumb, affectionate, and playful. The cat just shows its excitement with tearing things apart.
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Nov 15, 2015 01:46
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Flowers For Algeria posted:Wrap it up, Mr Terrible Opinions has just settled the debate once and for all. Cats own.
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Nov 15, 2015 14:12
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My pet experience Hamster - D- Don't remember the name, it sucked and bit and didn't' play with those fancy hamster toys much and then chewed through them and escaped and died. Rabbits - D Took care of one for a summer. Almost braindead and useless but requiring a huge cage. I guess you can eat them but if that's not the plan there is little point. Beta Fish - B Tough bastards. We had one in my father's apartment which was a dump and the fish bowl ended up the same way. You could barely see it through the dirty water but it kept going for a long time. Pretty much the minimum work for a pet possible. Jake the Snake - C Scared the poo poo out of the neighboring old lady when I walked by carrying it so that was a plus but not much else going on. Only lasted a month. C for the novelty factor. Also requires keeping live food which meant surprisngly disgusting crickets. Myrtle the Turtle - C Life routine: Sleep, eat peas (only peas), climb into water bowl take a dump then drink the water. Climb back under cardboard house and repeat tomorrow. The scary things about turtles is that this cycle can repeat for 25+ years. Don't get a turtle unless you want a cold-blooded life long non-friend. Myrtle got donated to a petting zoo that got shut down for mistreating animals. Browny and Blacky the Rats - B Rats are the standout small rodent pet. They get super excited when you come home or walk to the cage and love licking your fingers or hands. Never bite and are very clean though they usually die of a horrible huge leg tumor and the males have testicles far closer to your own in size than is comfortable. Get the females. Molly the Cat - B+ When my father was unemployed and deep in depression the kitten I showed up with one day made a huge difference (after various initial threats of disownment etc.). Though it turned out his physical decline wasn't depression but was undiagnosed lung cancer that killed him a year later. The cat was a great companion in that year though and then moved on to my grandparents where it outlasted my grandmother too. My grandfather says it's a lifesaver to have the cat around in the empty house despite recognizing that it's probably going to outlive him too. With his current back problems, a dog wouldn't be possible. So while it seems to bring death the cat gets pretty high marks as a pet. Wife - TBD By the standards of this thread in terms of "ability to show affection" she has that. Though along with those verbal skills comes the ability to show various forms of [not affection] as well, often in larger quantities. Human Child - ask in a year. I hear mixed reports.
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Nov 15, 2015 16:13
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Just get a dog the size of a cat.
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Nov 15, 2015 19:48
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PenisMonkey posted:Just get a dog the size of a cat. Surprisingly my parents bought two small toy dogs over the past few years and they're basically the best dogs I've ever interacted with, whereas their previous three mid sized dogs were mostly awful. The two beagle mixes were the grossest and most annoying animals I've ever been around and it was a relief when they died. The terrier mix is still alive and not as bad but still really neurotic and annoying most of the time. So I guess sometimes tiny dogs are cool. The cat at their house is like a spider monkey that mostly lives outside and she's by far the coolest animal out of all of them though
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Nov 16, 2015 01:43
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Cats own, they're just more subtle. You don't hear it called a cat whistle, do you? Check and mate.
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Nov 16, 2015 02:04
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Chokes McGee posted:Cats own, they're just more subtle. You don't hear it called a cat whistle, do you? Check and mate. Just because you ain't ever been catcall'd, don't mean the rest of us ain't
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Nov 16, 2015 02:42
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Aesop Poprock posted:The two beagle mixes were the grossest and most annoying animals I've ever been around and it was a relief when they died. Beagles are not dogs. They are noses with the minimum required equipment for life support on one end.
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Nov 16, 2015 02:47
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Are we still making GBS threads on poodles? Because my half-poodle disagrees.     HootTheOwl fucked around with this message at 03:05 on Nov 16, 2015 |
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Nov 16, 2015 03:01
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You don't take cats with you to war, you leave them home with women.
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Nov 16, 2015 03:33
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My Imaginary GF posted:You don't take cats with you to war, you leave them home with women. You're a loving idiot.
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Nov 16, 2015 04:13
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My Imaginary GF posted:You don't take cats with you to war, you leave them home with women. Yes you do if you're on a ship.
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Nov 16, 2015 04:50
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HootTheOwl posted:Are we still making GBS threads on poodles? Because my half-poodle disagrees. This is a good poodle.
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Nov 16, 2015 04:56
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My Imaginary GF posted:You don't take cats with you to war, you leave them home with women. You can take cats on a ship
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Nov 16, 2015 05:26
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:You can take cats on a ship We didn't take cats to kill Bin Laden
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Nov 16, 2015 05:31
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My Imaginary GF posted:We didn't take cats to kill Bin Laden If someone shot a bunch of cats at him, I guarantee that the woukd have surrendered
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Nov 16, 2015 05:36
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My Imaginary GF posted:We didn't take cats to kill Bin Laden Source please
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Nov 16, 2015 05:59
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:If someone shot a bunch of cats at him, I guarantee that the woukd have surrendered We didn't want him to surrender, we wanted him dead. So we sent in the dogs. Aesop Poprock posted:Source please http://nypost.com/2013/04/14/zero-bark-thirty/
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Nov 16, 2015 06:04
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I have never seen any of my cats eat poo poo. However, my dog eats poo poo daily
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Nov 16, 2015 06:04
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My Imaginary GF posted:We didn't want him to surrender, we wanted him dead. We could have interrogated him afterwards
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:I have never seen any of my cats eat poo poo. However, my dog eats poo poo daily He eats poo poo AND HE LIKES IT OORAH GUNNY
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Nov 16, 2015 06:05
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:We could have interrogated him afterwards We didn't want to sit down and have a conversation with Bin Laden, we wanted him dead. So we sent in Cairo Who was a good boy? Who got some? Thats right, Cairo!
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Nov 16, 2015 06:06
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My Imaginary GF posted:We didn't want to sit down and have a conversation with Bin Laden, we wanted him dead. Sure, if you believe the "official" statement
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Nov 16, 2015 06:09
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Dogs are cuter than cats even when in jail.
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Nov 16, 2015 08:14
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PenisMonkey posted:Dogs are cuter than cats even when in jail. One of the greatest criminal masterminds of our era
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My Imaginary GF posted:You don't take cats with you to war, you leave them home with women. Cats are too valuable to risk taking to war, left home with the superior gender. Dogs and men are expendable to an extreme. A good post.
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