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Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

Whenever I look for rooms on Craigslist I'm more often seeing things like "room available for live in girlfriend" or something like that. I remember seeing occasionally seeing them a year ago but now there are like several posted a week. Does anyone know where they came from and who posts this poo poo and what kind of results they expect? Are they axe murderers? Are they sad incels? Are they playas who are just tired of the game? :iiam:

For reference, I live in Seattle where there are a poo poo ton of sad antisocial nerds so I can kind of understand how this is a thing here. Does anyone else in other cities deal with it?

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Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

i love craigs list, its like a crazy drug market in my city

you can just get online and check the list and there are tons of weed dealers, its great

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
my live in girl friend is a body pillow and we always fight :(

Smelly Bohemian
Aug 20, 2015

by Lowtax
It's because it works, OP. I posted an ad looking for a girl to move in and suck my dick every night and I'm getting my dick sucked by her right now as I write this.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
It's so the live in girlfriend can eventually move into the home owner's bedroom, and the room can again be rented out to another girl so homeowner can have his fantasy of two chick's at the same time come to fruition.
It's sound financial thinking, with benefits.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I used to see those in NYC a lot.

Basically the deal is the girl pays rent but not that much and also gets hosed in the rear end once in a while. The thinking that leads to this is "gee rent is expensive""

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
sorry ladies no more room in this basement

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Sheep-Goats posted:

I used to see those in NYC a lot.

Basically the deal is the girl pays rent but not that much and also gets hosed in the rear end once in a while. The thinking that leads to this is "gee rent is expensive""

sounds like a win win. anal sex on the side AND cheaper rent? sign me up!

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Xaris posted:

sounds like a win win. anal sex on the side AND cheaper rent? sign me up!

Ur not a girl, the rear end hole is not good if its a boys

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
loving privileged rear end holes

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

The trick is to get a fat chick in the room then feed her Sonic mega value meals and slushies with nerds in them until she gets so big she can never leave.

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


Guys sometimes take the plots of their porn films way too seriously and think it might actually work.

Basically I am saying that porn needs more nuanced and realistic plots.

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
it's because people in seattle are sleepless

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
I too look for live in whores on craigslist

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
A lot of people treat online dating sites as lottery tickets.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
They all got lucky one time ans the rush of a live in sex kitten got them addicted.

Harrower
Nov 30, 2002

leica posted:

The trick is to get a fat chick in the room then feed her Sonic mega value meals and slushies with nerds in them until she gets so big she can never leave.

Yeah the hotel california maneuver, a real classic.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Harrower posted:

Yeah the hotel california maneuver, a real classic.

Lol

Dr. Snuggles
Dec 3, 2012

Tbh some of us (Pick) use this website more than others and I feel that I am unfairly subsidizing picks posting. Unless some kind of fee by post usage is enabled were basically instituting a forced welfare state of posting.
Iama live in cat.

abigserve
Sep 13, 2009

this is a better avatar than what I had before
I currently give out a spare room of my house for free to a girl in exchange for the occaisional sexual act.

THE GIRL IS MY WIFE HYUCK HYUCK HYUCK (the joke is I have not felt her touch in years)

Dr. Snuggles
Dec 3, 2012

Tbh some of us (Pick) use this website more than others and I feel that I am unfairly subsidizing picks posting. Unless some kind of fee by post usage is enabled were basically instituting a forced welfare state of posting.
A friend of mine met a girl who would gift dudes she met on tinder. In exchange for sex she'd live off then but she was upfront in the entire situation.

So the ads exist cuz not all females fit goon fantasies of chaste virgins waiting for their IT manager to come sweep them off their feet.

u fink u hard Percy
Sep 14, 2007

Almost as pathetic as random acts of blowjob on reddit.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

abigserve posted:

I currently give out a spare room of my house for free to a girl in exchange for the occaisional sexual act.

THE GIRL IS MY WIFE HYUCK HYUCK HYUCK (the joke is I have not felt her touch in years)

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Simple Math OP: GAS, GRASS, OR rear end

Whereby GAS is in short supply and GRASS is thus affected, rear end becomes the only option for desperate young Millenials entering our dystopian adult existence! :engleft:

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

Aferisan posted:

the ads exist cuz not all females fit goon fantasies of chaste virgins waiting for their IT manager to come sweep them off their feet.

blumpkinhead
Nov 10, 2014

aint got no time for bird sex
I would totally be a live in girlfriend. but I have a history of making horrible and reckless decisions so I could not promise his safety, but I think I would tell him that.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

Maoist Pussy posted:

A lot of people treat online dating sites as lottery tickets.

Like, put insanely high hopes in your listing and maybe a really naive person will go for it.

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop

Fonzarelli posted:

i love craigs list, its like a crazy drug market in my city

you can just get online and check the list and there are tons of weed dealers, its great

"Snow Bunny" is a big thing in NYC's Craiglist. Get hosed, and blow coke with me! (FREE!)

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



I posted the creepy live-in maid ad I saw in my local listings in the thread where a guy was getting e-mailed by a Craigslist weirdo.

Finding a good roommate situation in my area is loving impossible if you're a female:

1) 90% of the roommate ads involve men,
2) 90% of those roommate ads involving men are ones wanting a "live in girlfriend", usually asking for freaky sex poo poo and/or a live in maid,
3) The remaining 10% may be cool but rooming with a single male stranger as a single female is awkward,
4) There are almost zero loving female ads on Craigslist, and if you find the rare unicorn that is a legitimate female ad,
5) You still have to filter out things you may not want to deal with like pets, smoke, kids, a bad location, or price.

Like I know all men who want a roommate aren't moustache-twirling supervillains waiting to lure in and rape all females within their presence, but who the gently caress wants to take their chances off of a semi-anonymous Craigslist ad?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Free kennel for live in sex slave. All u can eat cereal + celery and ranch dressing. Must be comfortable with hose washing, house broken.

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

Cuckoo posted:

I posted the creepy live-in maid ad I saw in my local listings in the thread where a guy was getting e-mailed by a Craigslist weirdo.

Finding a good roommate situation in my area is loving impossible if you're a female:

1) 90% of the roommate ads involve men,
2) 90% of those roommate ads involving men are ones wanting a "live in girlfriend", usually asking for freaky sex poo poo and/or a live in maid,
3) The remaining 10% may be cool but rooming with a single male stranger as a single female is awkward,
4) There are almost zero loving female ads on Craigslist, and if you find the rare unicorn that is a legitimate female ad,
5) You still have to filter out things you may not want to deal with like pets, smoke, kids, a bad location, or price.

Like I know all men who want a roommate aren't moustache-twirling supervillains waiting to lure in and rape all females within their presence, but who the gently caress wants to take their chances off of a semi-anonymous Craigslist ad?

hello are u looking for lodging? I offer discounted rates for vulnerable femailes and femboys

Dr. Snuggles
Dec 3, 2012

Tbh some of us (Pick) use this website more than others and I feel that I am unfairly subsidizing picks posting. Unless some kind of fee by post usage is enabled were basically instituting a forced welfare state of posting.
Renting is stupid. Anyways hth.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

Cuckoo posted:

I posted the creepy live-in maid ad I saw in my local listings in the thread where a guy was getting e-mailed by a Craigslist weirdo.

Finding a good roommate situation in my area is loving impossible if you're a female:

1) 90% of the roommate ads involve men,
2) 90% of those roommate ads involving men are ones wanting a "live in girlfriend", usually asking for freaky sex poo poo and/or a live in maid,
3) The remaining 10% may be cool but rooming with a single male stranger as a single female is awkward,
4) There are almost zero loving female ads on Craigslist, and if you find the rare unicorn that is a legitimate female ad,
5) You still have to filter out things you may not want to deal with like pets, smoke, kids, a bad location, or price.

Like I know all men who want a roommate aren't moustache-twirling supervillains waiting to lure in and rape all females within their presence, but who the gently caress wants to take their chances off of a semi-anonymous Craigslist ad?

This, but also if you are male.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Cuckoo posted:

I posted the creepy live-in maid ad I saw in my local listings in the thread where a guy was getting e-mailed by a Craigslist weirdo.

Finding a good roommate situation in my area is loving impossible if you're a female:

1) 90% of the roommate ads involve men,
2) 90% of those roommate ads involving men are ones wanting a "live in girlfriend", usually asking for freaky sex poo poo and/or a live in maid,
3) The remaining 10% may be cool but rooming with a single male stranger as a single female is awkward,
4) There are almost zero loving female ads on Craigslist, and if you find the rare unicorn that is a legitimate female ad,
5) You still have to filter out things you may not want to deal with like pets, smoke, kids, a bad location, or price.

Like I know all men who want a roommate aren't moustache-twirling supervillains waiting to lure in and rape all females within their presence, but who the gently caress wants to take their chances off of a semi-anonymous Craigslist ad?

I tear down the apartment ads that say "women only" that I see put up around town.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Fight the power.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Sheep-Goats posted:

I tear down the apartment ads that say "women only" that I see put up around town.

are you making a scrapbook, or do you need kindling for your pomo cookouts??

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
How else am I supposed to meet my waifu

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum

Aferisan posted:

A friend of mine met a girl who would gift dudes she met on tinder. In exchange for sex she'd live off then but she was upfront in the entire situation.

So the ads exist cuz not all females fit goon fantasies of chaste virgins waiting for their IT manager to come sweep them off their feet.

Quite the contrary, I view all women as sex workers and would have gladly kept your friend in my spare room.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I have a continuous add for thick bbws up, basically its a way to get laid nonstop IMO. Pretty sweet deal. Thank god for CL.

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Dr. Snuggles
Dec 3, 2012

Tbh some of us (Pick) use this website more than others and I feel that I am unfairly subsidizing picks posting. Unless some kind of fee by post usage is enabled were basically instituting a forced welfare state of posting.
Nah it's probably not as good as it sounds having a homeless person leech off you.

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