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Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Orkin Mang posted:

i gave up porn for watercoloring years ago.

I prefer paint-by-numbers boobies

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Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
Was anyone seriously buying Playboys for the nudity anymore anyways

They are really losing out on the "dirty old man who doesn't know what the internet is" demographic I guess

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Hadaka Apron posted:

Yeah, he's ended the era when Playboy models wore nothing at all.

Nothing at all.

Nothing at all.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Monkey Fracas posted:

Was anyone seriously buying Playboys for the nudity anymore anyways

They are really losing out on the "dirty old man who doesn't know what the internet is" demographic I guess

I did. I travel a lot and it's nice to have a backup for if the hotel doesn't have decent internet.

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

jfc what is this flanders guy even talking about? Yes porn addiction is a thing but so is everything. Americans seem to have no problems loving and spreading STDs & kids still so we're fine.

Dr. Snuggles
Dec 3, 2012

Tbh some of us (Pick) use this website more than others and I feel that I am unfairly subsidizing picks posting. Unless some kind of fee by post usage is enabled were basically instituting a forced welfare state of posting.
Maxim is already better than playboy in pretty much every way. Also playboy sells smut online still?

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
just think, some future child will think they are finding woods porn but the ancient, sodden playboy has no nudity in it

this is a tragedy in the making

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"
If the internet is killing your iconic print magazine with its abundance of similar content on offer (and for free), you can:

-go online-only and keep your audience with your exclusive articles (and maybe the user community) like any other successful site; or

-find a way to step up your game, really compete, and keep your physical product selling, just like you've done all along for years against your print competition

If enthusiast mags with a very internet-savvy readership can do the latter (PC Gamer, Guitar World, Rolling Stone) and keep on thriving in print, there's no reason something as popular and iconic as Playboy can't. Surely devout social leftists like Hef and co. haven't become conservative in their thinking/business practices...?

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Im kind of sad for kids who have access to HD porn of all kinds any time. Just like zero to 100 as soon as you start getting boners.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
When i was 14 i worked how to use referral spoofing to access pay pornsites and 2mb videos of porn where mindblowing.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Porn good.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Thats my fathers name

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Isaac posted:

Thats my fathers name

Porn B. Good? Aw heeeelllllllllll naw. Had no idea.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

BigBoss posted:

That's a 15 year old photo though. Playboy doesn't look at all like that anymore. It's super fashion-y and gay because this Flanders guy thinks that's what people who look at magazines with nude women want. Now he thinks that people will suddenly ignore like 60 years of brand equity and stop considering Playboy a nudie mag. He's really dumb and I can't believe he has a better job than I do.

Here's a recent fashion-y pic from Playboy

http://i.imgur.com/VeYOJKY.jpg

Well it goes to show that I stopped giving a poo poo about Playboy forever ago because their models were basically nude paintings and I wanted to see nude women when I was a horny teenager. They had that issue with naked video game characters that looked more realistic than their regular models and that's when I just totally gave up.

And also Penthouse was way better and cheaper.

Edit: Oh yeah who remembers this depressing moment?

Jamesman fucked around with this message at 08:57 on Nov 12, 2015

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
:nws:Hi diddly Ho!:nws:

yoloer420
May 19, 2006
So I tried to purchase a copy of playboy when they released the Simpsons issue.

What I learned was that no stores near me even stock it anymore.

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Jorbe
Jul 29, 2006
I bet Hugh Hefner is spinning in his grave at this news.

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