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Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Go to an aviary, botanical garden or butterfly exhibit. Bring an iPod loaded with Whitesnake.

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Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Acquire a couple of xan-bars ahead of time so that you can shut it down if things turn wrong.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Cover yourself in body oil and glitter and start writhing.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Light some little magnesium sparklers and make tracers.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Do not listen to this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujPzvylY1GA&feature=youtu.be&t=35

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