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Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
What about boys to men?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDKO6XYXioc

:synpa:

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nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

nomadologique posted:

they have 2 btw them

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

i want to gently caress dammit

someone bring me a moist hole or by god there will be holy hell to pay

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

ScrotoTurboSperg posted:

i want to gently caress dammit

someone bring me a moist hole or by god there will be holy hell to pay

:goatse:

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007


:capitainpop:

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


boys: yo bitch lets suck face and listen to rap music

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
boys: what kind of music do you like

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Airborne Viking posted:

boys: what kind of music do you like



Boyz II Men

(see above)

a hole-y ghost fucked around with this message at 08:10 on Nov 12, 2015

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

great another transformation fetishist. keep it to fetlife plz

DenizenKane
Nov 6, 2013

Please. Go on.
Let me holla at u girl . u want sum gently caress?

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Digital Fingers posted:

Boys: orders a kids meal from McDonalds

Men: has a kid named Donald

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
SKYLARK IS A 43 YEAR OLD MAN FROM NEW JERSEY

A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

lets suck face and listen to rap music

ok

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Digital Fingers posted:

boys: collecting pokemon cards and playing in a sandbox

men: collecting magic cards and playing in an open world sandbox mmo

Digital Fingers posted:

boys: scared of monsters under their bed when they go to sleep at night

men: starts the morning by grabbing a monster energy drink from a 48 pack they keep under their bed

Digital Fingers posted:

Boys: orders a kids meal from McDonalds

Men: has a kid named Donald

ayyyyyy

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer

Skylark posted:

Make her feel like a princess

You mean locking her in a tower?
Lacking that, will a basement do?

momerath
Nov 15, 2014
stay safe poverty ghost

mehmedbasic
Jul 6, 2015
boys: ask girl out to dinner
men: let women cook them food

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

momerath posted:

stay safe poverty ghost

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=063RGou-P_8

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
boys only have two balls
men grow in their wisdom balls and their child ones molt away like the beauty of spring

mehmedbasic
Jul 6, 2015

Monstrous Dooklord posted:

men grow in their wisdom balls and their child ones molt away like the beauty of spring

wisdom = body hair

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

ghetto wormhole posted:

so is Skylark actually a lady IRL or not I can't figure it out

all that matters is he/she is some sadbrain fyad loser

Medieval Medic
Sep 8, 2011

mehmedbasic posted:

wisdom = body hair

I realized I was a man the day I saw nose hairs peaking out. Now I have to keep that poo poo trimmed until I'm like 40 y/o and I don give a gently caress.

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
boys : are nice to girls just for sex
men : just dont want to die alone

boys : zero foreplay and cum in 60secs
men : 1hr foreplay while they try desperately to get an erection

boys : spend time styling their hair
men : spend time shaving their nose hair

spud fucked around with this message at 14:45 on Nov 12, 2015

ballistics statistics
Nov 27, 2003

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:


Ayyyyyy baybee u wan sum fuk?

FuckenPunchOn
Nov 9, 2013
my dick: bigger than a bridge
yo dick: look like a little kid's

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Keep on postin kids, and stay safe, poverty ghost

goatse.cx haver
Oct 17, 2010

precious metals
stay safe poverty ghost

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

spud posted:

boys : spend time styling their hair
men : spend time shaving their nose hair

qft

rejutka
May 28, 2004

by zen death robot
Boys: Always want to know what she said about meeeeeeeee

Men: Always want to know where the remote is

Boys: What's a refractory period?

Men: Viagra is fuckin great.

Boys: Tee hee hee boobs

Men: Tee hee hee boobs

RNG
Jul 9, 2009

boys: post in gbs

men: post in r/mensrights

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
boys like women
men like men

Big Black Brony
Jul 11, 2008

Congratulations on Graduation Shnookums.
Love, Mom & Dad
Boys: spend all patents money

Men: wife spend all your money

Big Black Brony
Jul 11, 2008

Congratulations on Graduation Shnookums.
Love, Mom & Dad
Boys: have hobbies for fun

Men: have hobbies to avoid family

Medieval Medic
Sep 8, 2011
Boys: Have a boipussy

Men: Have a gaping stretched out anus.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

rejutka posted:

Boys: Always want to know what she said about meeeeeeeee

Men: Always want to know where the remote is

Boys: What's a refractory period?

Men: Viagra is fuckin great.

Boys: Tee hee hee boobs

Men: Tee hee hee boobs and butts

ftfy

RNG
Jul 9, 2009

Medieval Medic posted:

Boys: Have a boipussy

Men: Have a gaping stretched out anus.

the proper terminology is mancave

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

im a man in the streets and a boy in the sheets

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
What about boys 2 men?

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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
sspg

i'm down to chill w/ a woman but also would like to take somebody out to dinner? so what does this mean what even am I?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

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