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Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

how do we know it wasnt jingle all the way that ruined his life


i mean sinbad was in that and where is he now

hear hes in rehab
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CClYz4Km5es

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

dudes facial hair

worth millions

antipsychotics

a mom that wont press charges

livin the dream

jet sanchEz
Oct 24, 2001

Lousy Manipulative Dog
Nobody worth $3.9 million drives a Nissan

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtkM2JPcHPo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEmgio0VV1E

Awkward nerd stars in bad movie, gets bullied as kid, grows up with brain problems, grows the worst facial hair, endangers people in traffic, hopefully dies soon

A pretty good life story imo

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

Robo Reagan posted:

so what's the over-under on lloyd murdering lucas and wearing his skin in an attempt to make the voices stop?

He could make an entire suite just from his neck goblet alone.

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012



drat this interview is sad and the interviewers a dick

Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010


Him and the home alone guy and the terminator 2 guy should all get together and make a movie where they come to terms with their life or something

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

we probably shouldnt have ruined a childs life because he wasnt star wars enough

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest
lol he looks like gg allin

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
how come kid stars look really hosed up when they turn into adults

macaulay culkin, haley joel osment, and jake lloyd all have that "i was a child actor" look

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
Laughing at someone because they have schizophrenia is a pretty lovely thing imho.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

gagelion is back posted:

The report about Lloyd's mental health issues came as dramatic dash cam footage from the high-speed chase that led to his arrest showed Lloyd driving like he was trying to relive his pod-racing glory.

I know it's not polite to laugh at people in the throes of psychosis but :laugh:

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

Uncle Wemus posted:

we probably shouldnt have ruined a childs life because he wasnt star wars enough

I think it was probably the schizo brain probs that ruined his life

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Profondo Rosso posted:

drat this interview is sad and the interviewers a dick

my fav fan story is the time a goon told Robert Picardo he was the only good thing about Voyager

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Flannelette posted:

Him and the home alone guy and the terminator 2 guy should all get together and make a movie where they come to terms with their life or something

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Maldoror posted:

Laughing at someone because they have schizophrenia is a pretty lovely thing imho.

mentally ill guy who played the lovely kid in the worst star wars movie has a qualifiably better life than everyone posting in this thread.

crazy millionaire walks away from 100 mph car wreck with bond villain facial hair. anonymous man defends him on the internet.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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etalian posted:

The report about Lloyd's mental health issues came as dramatic dash cam footage from the high-speed chase that led to his arrest showed Lloyd driving like he was trying to relive his pod-racing glory.

i lol'd at this line

hope he never sees this article because if he does a relapse is guaranteed

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

does schizophrenia count as retardation?

asking for a friend

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Fojar38 posted:

i lol'd at this line

hope he never sees this article because if he does a relapse is guaranteed

you kidding he has a clippong of literally every article ever written about him in any language

they're all in this notebook see...

wait one sec not that one...

hold on...

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Profondo Rosso posted:

drat this interview is sad and the interviewers a dick

Actor goes to convention. Is pissed off people ask him about his acting days. Particularly the movie he was in that's featured at the convention.

Don't know why he agreed to be interviewed. What else they gonna talk about?

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
looks like that child actor got tr*ggered

the future is WOW
Sep 9, 2005

I QUIT!
$3.9 million or not, I can't help but feel sorry for someone that's been poo poo on that hard by life. Cant buy a cure for schizophrenia and you definitely can't buy friends when you're a violently psychotic, painfully awkward weirdo who's widely regarded as one of the worst characters from the worst Star Wars film. Poor kid just got spit roasted by George Lucas and genetics/mother nature and there's not a drat thing he can do about it.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

The Mentalizer posted:

a violently psychotic, painfully awkward weirdo

based on your username, i suggest we buy him an account

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Method acting lol.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Robo Reagan posted:

so what's the over-under on lloyd murdering lucas and wearing his skin in an attempt to make the voices stop?

lucas can afford better security than obama

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

1redflag posted:

I just wish I could get Out of Africa.
You're a really good driver, Meryl.

Chemtrailologist
Jul 8, 2007

Robo Reagan posted:

so what's the over-under on lloyd murdering lucas and wearing his skin in an attempt to make the voices stop?

3.5

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"

Brannock posted:

how come kid stars look really hosed up when they turn into adults

macaulay culkin, haley joel osment, and jake lloyd all have that "i was a child actor" look

Ron Howard turned out fine

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



Zzulu posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtkM2JPcHPo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEmgio0VV1E

Awkward nerd stars in bad movie, gets bullied as kid, grows up with brain problems, grows the worst facial hair, endangers people in traffic, hopefully dies soon

A pretty good life story imo
podracer on the n64 was fuckin good as hell

Also :wow: the last five seconds of that interview.

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

You know, I think the guy might have some legitimate reason to accuse his parents of ruining his life. Considering their decision to pimp him out to star wars means that even years later he can't have a schizophrenic breakdown without it being turned into an extended series of star wars jokes by the media.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

Maldoror posted:

Laughing at someone because they have schizophrenia is a pretty lovely thing imho.

Okay, so people were laughing, haha... good.. good... I, uh, was worried for a minute that.. you know, nevermind.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
News reports just coming reveal that the Dark Lord of failed child acting careers, Jake Lloyd, was scene running rampant through an area Piggly-Wiggly. Shoppers reported that Lloyd, looking very scruffy and playing with the Nerf toys in the toy aisle, was screaming obscenities and threatened to pull the arms off a cashier. Two off-duty police officers in the store at the time heard the commotion, and made the jump to light speed as they tackled the young padawan. Lloyd managed to slip free though, and exited the store, running across the interstate and ran through a trench into the nearby woods. Police are asking residents to stay indoors as they hunt down this twisted and evil young man. Noted star destroyer George Lucas was sought for comment, but only expressed his wishes that Lloyd give himself over to the force, the Wisconsin Police Force that is, and that this matter be brought to swift conclusion. WPD have doubled their efforts to bring in the accused.

[/references]

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

gagelion is back posted:


But stardom seems a long time ago and a galaxy far, far away: His last movie credit will be a part in the 2025 drama, "Manson."


RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

ScrotoTurboSperg posted:

mentally ill guy who played the lovely kid in the worst star wars movie has a qualifiably better life than everyone posting in this thread.

crazy millionaire walks away from 100 mph car wreck with bond villain facial hair. anonymous man defends him on the internet.


good point although on the other hand maybe my life is better than this guy with severe mental illness

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

In war, innocence is lost. This is particularily true of the Star Wars...

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
i wonder if star wars made him schizophrenic

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
it doesn't say he hit the tree at 100mph. please read more carefully

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer

Robo Reagan posted:

so what's the over-under on lloyd murdering lucas and wearing his skin in an attempt to make the voices stop?

That's not how over/under works

Barrington
Oct 5, 2010

Mo' shekels

sinking belle posted:

podracer on the n64 was fuckin good as hell

Also :wow: the last five seconds of that interview.

Ever play the arcade machine version with the tilty pod bike? That was so good.

I also don't think it's fun to laugh at mental illness but the puns in that article were tremendous!

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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
you fuckres are overreacting, he's just in character preparing for his role as the villain in episode 8 or whatever

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