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News reports just coming reveal that the Dark Lord of failed child acting careers, Jake Lloyd, was scene running rampant through an area Piggly-Wiggly. Shoppers reported that Lloyd, looking very scruffy and playing with the Nerf toys in the toy aisle, was screaming obscenities and threatened to pull the arms off a cashier. Two off-duty police officers in the store at the time heard the commotion, and made the jump to light speed as they tackled the young padawan. Lloyd managed to slip free though, and exited the store, running across the interstate and ran through a trench into the nearby woods. Police are asking residents to stay indoors as they hunt down this twisted and evil young man. Noted star destroyer George Lucas was sought for comment, but only expressed his wishes that Lloyd give himself over to the force, the Wisconsin Police Force that is, and that this matter be brought to swift conclusion. WPD have doubled their efforts to bring in the accused. [/references]
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Lord of Pie posted:No visible neck tat so he still has a ways to go before he's on the same level as Worf's kid God-dammit! It was that mudbath with Lwaxana that turned the boy all weird!
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