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Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
You might as well turn in your woman card if you cut your hair short, girls. Totally unfeminine, totally unattractive. True, some women look good with short hair, but, like men with long hair, it's always in spite of their hair, not because of it.

Feel free to dispute, but you know in your heart I'm right. :)

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mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
long hair is a pain in the rear end gently caress you op

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

i like women with short hair

you are wrong OP

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

symbolic posted:

i like women with short hair

you are wrong OP

You are either secretly gay or a pedophile.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Horniest Manticore posted:

You are either secretly gay or a pedophile.
the former

also psyop sends her regards

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

symbolic posted:

also psyop sends her regards

I said women.

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax

Hashtag GBS
May 10, 2015

by Lowtax

symbolic posted:

the former

also psyop sends her regards



that chick is fine

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Hashtag GBS posted:

that chick is fine

Careful! She's packin' a surprise.

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Thats the "I just dumped my bf" haircut, it means shes reinventing herself and cutting the loser years out of her hair to make room for your bigger much better cock

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


sorry dudes with long hair own

Cardamommy Issues
Feb 16, 2005

I've waited around for more important things
Short hair can be really cute. Girls that have long hair down their back are probably into horses or something and don't have real jobs.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
It took me an hour to straighten this poo poo, now it takes fifteen minutes.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Horniest Manticore posted:

You might as well turn in your woman card if you cut your hair short, girls. Totally unfeminine, totally unattractive. True, some women look good with short hair, but, like men with long hair, it's always in spite of their hair, not because of it.

Feel free to dispute, but you know in your heart I'm right. :)

Boys, is there a problem with short hair in here?

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
ikta looka sexya!!

i likea the girlsa with the shorta hair!!

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Profondo Rosso posted:

sorry dudes with long hair own
thanks ily

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
I like short hair a lot
I'm prob gay

Smelly Bohemian
Aug 20, 2015

by Lowtax
Yes, let's have a very emotional argument about this, OP. A very, very emotional argumet.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Profondo Rosso posted:

sorry dudes with long hair own

Own what? A badass longcoat? An Ibanez electric guitar (just like Vai!)?

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.

Microwaves Mom posted:

Boys, is there a problem with short hair in here?


best looking green goblin imo

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Horniest Manticore posted:

Own what? A badass longcoat? An Ibanez electric guitar (just like Vai!)?
____________________/

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
Cornrows are the best solution for women...retaining the femininity of long hair but without the hassle of getting into your eyes n stuff

Dr Tran
Dec 17, 2002

HE'S GOT A PH.D. IN
KICKING YOUR ASS!

Microwaves Mom posted:

Boys, is there a problem with short hair in here?


Combo

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


Horniest Manticore posted:

Own what? A badass longcoat? An Ibanez electric guitar (just like Vai!)?

professions men with long hair have:
rock star, samurai, professional wrestler

can;t argue the facts

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Horniest Manticore posted:

Own what? A badass longcoat? An Ibanez electric guitar (just like Vai!)?
i actually do own an ibanez

stop spying on me

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Profondo Rosso posted:

professions men with long hair have:
rock star, samurai, professional wrestler

can;t argue the facts

Bounty hunter.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

symbolic posted:

i actually do own an ibanez

stop spying on me

The poor man's strat. :smug:

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Horniest Manticore posted:

The poor man's strat. :smug:
i am also poor

stop it :negative:

a gay lion named Tangiers
Jul 30, 2013

Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe
I used to think like you, but then I got short hair. Now short hair's the best. I also like long hair on dudes, maybe I'm a lesbian?

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

symbolic posted:

i am also poor

stop it :negative:

:agesilaus:

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

she is my deepest hollywood crush :swoon:

ASSASSINS!
Jan 2, 2009
skinbyrds are superior

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

ASSASSINS! posted:

skinbyrds are superior


A reverse mullet? Gotta admit, I'm intrigued.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

ASSASSINS! posted:

skinbyrds are superior


This is really popular with nazis

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
also w orthodox jews, who woulda thunk

ASSASSINS!
Jan 2, 2009

Horniest Manticore posted:

A reverse mullet? Gotta admit, I'm intrigued.

its insanely good

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

ASSASSINS! posted:

its insanely good


Is that you?

ASSASSINS!
Jan 2, 2009

that's my white nationalist waifu

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Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

ASSASSINS! posted:

that's my white nationalist waifu

Hot.

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