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Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


MeLKoR posted:



close thread ban OP

shes a real pretty lady but thats a doofy lookin haircut

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Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.

DenizenKane
Nov 6, 2013

Please. Go on.
Sorry about your wrong opinions op

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Profondo Rosso posted:

shes a real pretty lady but thats a doofy lookin haircut

The goofy haircut is what makes her cute. If she let her hair grow she'd be generic blond #386.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

MeLKoR posted:



close thread ban OP

Counterpoint:



Typical Pubbie
May 10, 2011
None of them can be saved by long hair.

naem
May 29, 2011

Baba Ganoush posted:

Short hair is for women who want to compete on a different playing field than with the 10/10 long haired models while simultaneously signaling that they're at least bisexual

All of this is probably because they were horribly rejected by a man at some point. So while you may see 'short hair' I see a broken individual

This is all in a textbook

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Baba Ganoush posted:

Short hair is for women who want to compete on a different playing field than with the 10/10 long haired models while simultaneously signaling that they're at least bisexual

All of this is probably because they were horribly rejected by a man at some point. So while you may see 'short hair' I see a broken individual

This is all in a textbook

First sentence is a good thing. Second sentence is a good thing.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer

:love::h::kimchi:

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006


Proof of a cruel and unforgiving god

Pannus
Mar 14, 2004

you know if you widened the array of acceptable specs for human females, you might one day end up touching a boob

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
op is just trolling for responses to a silly thing he said but it was time for a referendum on girl hair length anyway so its all good

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009

women with short hair is a lot like life. It can be good, it can be bad and sometimes it just kicks you in the nuts.

A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty

Panniculus Rift posted:

you know if you widened the array of acceptable specs for human females, you might one day end up touching a boob

the gently caress would you wanna go and do that for

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

all of these cute short haired girls you are posting would look just a cute but better with long hair.

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

OP girls with short hair look like really cute guys so it's hot as gently caress. What is wrong with you

Saint Drogo
Dec 26, 2011

so you can't grab it when you're chasing them through the woods with your dick in your hand op?

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
Hair dont really matter tbh. I only like long hair because it gives me something to grab onto during doggy.

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!
Short hair on women is cute but women with abs look wrong

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
lol if you care about hair and aint lookin at boobs and butts

Irony.or.Death
Apr 1, 2009


A Stupid Baby posted:

the gently caress would you wanna go and do that for

It was a warning, not advice. Eternal vigilance and all that.

Abrahamsen
Jul 1, 2009
Are you guys talking about head hair ør bouddy here?

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

vyst
Aug 25, 2009




I too would speak to the manager

Million Ghosts
Aug 11, 2011

spooooooky
short hair owns cause i'm a huge closet fag who pretends its a dude when fuckin FTB (from the back)

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
men originally wore their hair short so it couldn't be grabbed in battle

motherfucker are you a warrior? no? grow it out then who cares

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
more like

Karl L
Nov 9, 2015

I spent money on an image and a few lines of text.

Hot drat. This is what I came here for.

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill
soemtimes women with short hair keep that look because their long hair would interfere with their dancing career

aw yeah

mmmhmmmmmm

Faux-Ass Nonsense
Feb 9, 2013

by Lowtax
the thing with short hair is is that it makes women more aerodynamic for when you're flinging them around the place.also doesn't get all snarled up in Machinery

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Entropic posted:

more like


see hollywood? you don't have to kick women to the curb when they turn 35

that is a good looking 40 year old woman

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
short hair can be very hot and not just because the girl is hot.


generally though i dont give a gently caress as long as she isnt bald OP

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

A misanthrope posted:

men originally wore their hair short so it couldn't be grabbed in battle

motherfucker are you a warrior? no? grow it out then who cares
It's never a bad precaution.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

A misanthrope posted:

see hollywood? you don't have to kick women to the curb when they turn 35

that is a good looking 40 year old woman

you know hollywood is based on profits, and its not their responsibility to be a guiding moral hand in society (STOP - do you really want to go down that hole), and they are just providing what people want. you should be punching yourself in the face

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh



Go gently caress you are self, op.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

Bowlcutbarricade posted:

OP girls with short hair look like really cute guys so it's hot as gently caress. What is wrong with you

This is the only thing I hate about short hair on women. Sometimes I'll be walking through the store and I'll think "shazam look at the rear end on him!", but then they round a corner and I realize its a girl not a hottie guy.

Doctor Butts
May 21, 2002

I think that it depends on the woman. Some look good with short hair, others don't. Also, the actual hairstyle makes a difference as well.

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extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

Panniculus Rift posted:

you know if you widened the array of acceptable specs for human females, you might one day end up touching a boob

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