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raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

subhuman filth posted:

Thanks for all the hot pictures of teenagers you loving weirdos

Here enjoy these carefully curated pictures of 45 year old women

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BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

Sheep-Goats posted:

fake but idgaf



Yes. I too masturbate to Ferngully.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

BigBoss posted:

Yes. I too masturbate to Ferngully.

brb googling Ferngully

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

Pththya-lyi posted:

If you don't want your dick bitten, you should probably not put it in someone's mouth :colbert:

I think if you feel so strongly about someone touching your head, you should not put their genitals in your mouth, since head-touching is a thing that is very likely to happen in that scenario.

Roy
Sep 24, 2007

Sheep-Goats posted:

Here enjoy these carefully curated pictures of 45 year old women

Where are the pictures?

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
Short hair looks good on petite women with the right face shape, yep.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Irony.or.Death
Apr 1, 2009


Maoist Pussy posted:

I think if you feel so strongly about someone touching your head, you should not put their genitals in your mouth, since head-touching is a thing that is very likely to happen in that scenario.

I don't think we need to take such a hard line on this one, I mean do you really want to discourage someone from putting genitals in their mouth? Just get your head-touching issues on the table up front and then eat all the genitals you want imo.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008


see, there's short hair and then there's fratboy hair

This girl has the latter

If you want to imagine you're nailing a fratboy with a huge rear end I guess this is the look for you but it's not really my thing

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax
The guys who want to do it with the girls in short hair are like the women who get the hots for dudes in deep v necks and caprese pants

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

a bay posted:

The guys who want to do it with the girls in short hair are like the women who get the hots for dudes in deep v necks and caprese pants

Slightly derogatory but I can deal with it.

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

girls can certainly be hot with short hair but 9.5 times out of 10 they'd be hotter with long hair

and for the love of god please stop posting pics of 14 y/os trying to prove otherwise you goddamn pedos

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

a bay posted:

The guys who want to do it with the girls in short hair are like the women who get the hots for dudes in deep v necks and caprese pants

what does this mean

Roy
Sep 24, 2007

Gaunab posted:

what does this mean

I believe caprese is a kind of salad so apparently some men wear salad pants

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
some of these women arent too bad but there nto to my taste, for u see i like my women with a bit more 'cariage'. nice ad massive w/o their original knees

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
I think some girls don't look so good with short hair, but some girls look really good with it. :ovr:

4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994

Maoist Pussy posted:

I think some girls don't look so good with short hair, but some girls look really good with it. :ovr:

>dookie howser theme plays<


we learned a lot today

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
their hair isnt 'short' its just most if its buried deep in their skulls.next time ur giving ur gf the d from behind, grab her hair and give it a tug and watch it unspool like a vacuum cleaner cable, leaving her with beautiful flowing hair the length of ur choosing.

Mooktastical
Jan 8, 2008

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Tokyo Decadence has some interesting things to say about the relationship between women and their hair

4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994

I would let her squeeze the life out of me with her thighs

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

4outof5 posted:

I would let her squeeze the life out of me with her thighs

if she tried that on me id beat the poo poo out of her

Karl L
Nov 9, 2015

I spent money on an image and a few lines of text.

Orkin Mang posted:

if she tried that on me id beat the poo poo out of her

That's kinky

Mooktastical
Jan 8, 2008

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

4outof5 posted:

I would let her squeeze the life out of me with her thighs

Good socks and haircut. Form is soso on the clean and jerk.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Good socks and haircut. Form is soso on the clean and jerk.

yeah i usualy clean after the jerk. *wiggles monobrow*

flerp
Feb 25, 2014

Maoist Pussy posted:

I think some girls don't look so good with short hair, but some girls look really good with it. :ovr:

wow makes you think

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
A man who say "hurr durrv better with long hair" a cliched dumbshit man

wane tendo
Mar 19, 2005

Buglord
i prefer girls w/ short, black hair. also atheist.



;)

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Maoist Pussy posted:

No. Rather, all bisexual men are gay. Men are mostly straight. Women are all bisexual.

nope all gays are just sexist, and all straights are just homophobic

women can be honest about it because it's hot to be a bi girl. men shut themselves up, but really we can gently caress anything it's p easy. basically figuring this out will be the next step for society.

Karl L
Nov 9, 2015

I spent money on an image and a few lines of text.

carrion kit posted:

i prefer girls w/ short, black hair. also atheist.



;)

I prefer just girls

Cartouche
Jan 4, 2011


So basically you like your women to look like 9 year old boys.




What is wrong with you?

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

Roy posted:

some men wear salad pants

My time is now

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

loquacius posted:

see, there's short hair and then there's fratboy hair

This girl has the latter

If you want to imagine you're nailing a fratboy with a huge rear end I guess this is the look for you but it's not really my thing

Are you telling me you wouldn't want to bang a frat boy with a big butt and a nice set of tits? Lol whatever homo

Mooktastical
Jan 8, 2008

Cartouche posted:

So basically you like your women to look like 9 year old boys.




What is wrong with you?

Trap sprung

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
next topic: Man buns

wane tendo
Mar 19, 2005

Buglord
my first crush was a girl w/ short hair..... *sigh*

wane tendo
Mar 19, 2005

Buglord
any goonettes w/ short hair please PM me I'm feeling really sentimental

ASSASSINS!
Jan 2, 2009

Cartouche posted:

So basically you like your women to look like 9 year old boys.




What is wrong with you?

umm most 9 year olds can't beat me up and crush my testicles :rolleyes:

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Ferdinand Bardamu
Apr 30, 2013
Ex-goon Roosh V weighs in on the subject:

http://www.rooshv.com/long-hair-in-women-correlates-to-beauty-fertility-and-health

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