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i wasn't a drunk for a while there. now i am again. it kinda blows. i've got an interview for a good job in a week or so, holding on that as my 'get out of the shithole' card. gotta have something to work towards, right? i mean you can stop for a couple of days and it's like what the gently caress. gotta work towards a job or some kinda goal and it can't be loose and self defined, cos you'll betray those. that's the kinda stuff that was built to be rescheduled. any gently caress up drank stanks on the forums? i mean i know there's about 4000 of them, the question is, do YOU know
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good luck get drunk before the interview show them you like to have a good time edit: first post lol cucked
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i know i'm gonna end up in some financial hole and drink myself to near death in the future so i want to know: how do you pay bills when you're deep in a hole? like when do i have to borrow money from a drug dealer or start committing hard crime
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momerath posted:i know i'm gonna end up in some financial hole and drink myself to near death in the future so i want to know: how do you pay bills when you're deep in a hole? like when do i have to borrow money from a drug dealer or start committing hard crime quitting that drank is a good start, friend. after that, it's all up to how many ps vitas you can pass up. i know that probably isn't many, but you need to be strong.
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Nov 12, 2015 12:07
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real_slime posted:quitting that drank is a good start, friend. after that, it's all up to how many ps vitas you can pass up. i know that probably isn't many, but you need to be strong. i gave my mom my ps3
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Nov 12, 2015 12:11
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as an irishman i spend most of my time basically drunk
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Nov 12, 2015 12:15
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lol I don't give a gently caress about your life, go blog somewhere else
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Nov 12, 2015 12:33
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lol at coping with the despair of life without getting drunk all the time
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Nov 12, 2015 12:37
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i see i've come to the right place. was gonna hold off for a bit and see if people were up for a normal talk but i guess everybody has to get their poo poo in.
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Nov 12, 2015 12:40
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Seriously, making GBS threads up a forum so you can whine about your lovely boring life is annoying as hell. We don't care.
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Nov 12, 2015 12:40
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you know you're all really lame and not funny? sometimes you can think of the most obvious joke literally anybody could come up with then think 'ah, yeah. won't post that. i'll either come up with a better joke or, if i'm not funny, just make a normal post' other times you can post for the lulz like a 15 year old who just figured out nobody on the internet punches you in the face
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Nov 12, 2015 12:41
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Bowlcutbarricade posted:Seriously, making GBS threads up a forum so you can whine about your lovely boring life is annoying as hell. We don't care. this forum is hell on earth, my topic is an improvement. like 50 of you are alcoholics, you post about it all the time. was gonna make some jokes about being an alkie, how to work it out, etc. but everything must be for the lulz. let's post topics about how feminism and tumbler is dumb instead. it's fresh and insightful.
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Nov 12, 2015 12:43
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been off the sauce for 10 days and it ends today 10 days is a long time for me as sad as that is
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real_slime posted:let's post topics about how feminism and tumbler is dumb instead. it's fresh and insightful. ebin trolling kid.
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Nov 12, 2015 12:44
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lmao drinking rules ahhh another hot post well time to go smirk at the news like '....really?'
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Nov 12, 2015 12:45
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real_slime posted:i wasn't a drunk for a while there. now i am again. it kinda blows. i've got an interview for a good job in a week or so, holding on that as my 'get out of the shithole' card. gotta have something to work towards, right? i mean you can stop for a couple of days and it's like what the gently caress. gotta work towards a job or some kinda goal and it can't be loose and self defined, cos you'll betray those. that's the kinda stuff that was built to be rescheduled. I'll drink to this cheers mate.
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Nov 12, 2015 14:09
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The other guy at work told me the best way to deal with work is to "shoot" a beer in the parking lot before work. He's kinda dyslexic.
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Nov 12, 2015 14:14
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If a single beer before work does it for you then your tolerance is crap unless it's like a 40 or Mickey's or something then, like, holy God, dude, seek help.
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Nov 12, 2015 14:17
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Maybe he was injecting the beer... Or butt chugging it?
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Nov 12, 2015 14:19
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real_slime posted:you know you're all really lame and not funny? when im real drunk, i like to write about how im feeling while im drinking. this is because its invariably loving retarded and embarassing and while it needs to come out it shouldn't come out in a social setting. hth op
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Nov 12, 2015 14:27
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klapman posted:when im real drunk, i like to write about how im feeling while im drinking. this is because its invariably loving retarded and embarassing and while it needs to come out it shouldn't come out in a social setting. hth op yeah good point. this isn't a social setting at least.
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Nov 12, 2015 14:37
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real_slime posted:lmao drinking rules smirkin at the bottle like "... really? u all empty inside already, i just brought u home usuallyt this doesnt happen until 2 weeks into a relationship"
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Nov 12, 2015 14:40
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I woke up hungover on Sunday and figured I'd have a beer to take the edge off. Ended up making breakfast burritos and chugging 9 PBRs before 2PM, then passed out the rest of the day.
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Nov 12, 2015 15:28
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Why would you ever separate work and drinking?
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Nov 12, 2015 15:30
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op stop posting until you get sober, then when you get sober post in that thread that gets y ou permabanned
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Nov 12, 2015 20:10
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No OP I cant relate 
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Nov 12, 2015 20:17
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real_slime posted:i wasn't a drunk for a while there. now i am again. it kinda blows. i've got an interview for a good job in a week or so, holding on that as my 'get out of the shithole' card. gotta have something to work towards, right? i mean you can stop for a couple of days and it's like what the gently caress. gotta work towards a job or some kinda goal and it can't be loose and self defined, cos you'll betray those. that's the kinda stuff that was built to be rescheduled. you should drink more than you have ever drank and steal a helicopter and crash it into the sun
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Nov 12, 2015 20:19
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yesterday was the first day in like 12 years that i didnt get drunk. i was in bed by 7 
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Nov 12, 2015 20:24
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e/n is over there, you probably ended up misposting because your're a worthless drunk but that's ok buddy, you keep working to better yourself
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Nov 12, 2015 20:28
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well i dont really drink that much but the only way i manage to cope with life is through handfuls of xanax, maybe try that op? also lmao if you go to work for any reason other than keeping a roof over your head and purchasing substances that take the edge off of your miserable existence.
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Nov 12, 2015 20:40
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfzAB1lDGgg
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Nov 12, 2015 20:51
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It's 3 in the afternoon
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Nov 12, 2015 21:00
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Work on becoming a functioning alcoholic, like the other 80% of people on earth.
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Nov 12, 2015 21:02
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:It's 3 in the afternoon um no it's just barely past noon and it is WAY too late in the day for me to be this sober
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Nov 12, 2015 21:03
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drinking is for idiots, smoke weed instead
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Nov 12, 2015 21:06
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i have the day off work i should probably get some wine
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Nov 12, 2015 21:08
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ANAmal.net posted:I woke up hungover on Sunday and figured I'd have a beer to take the edge off. Ended up making breakfast burritos and chugging 9 PBRs before 2PM, then passed out the rest of the day. i love days like that
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good on you op
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