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Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
This thread is for GBS pals getting to know each other and helping each other answer small questions that don't deserve their own thread. Here are things you can post here:

* A question you would like answered. Try to avoid posting another question directly after someone else's question. If their question has been answered at least once, go for it.

* An answer to a question!

* A story or fact about yourself. But don't doxx yourself or give enough information that crazy people can find you! Also, don't post your genitals or face, no matter how much a former GBS mod begs you to. At the conclusion of your story or fact- list another GBS pal that you would like to hear a story or fact from!

* You can also ask for a story or fact from a GBS pal in a question or answer post, but you don't have to.

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subhuman filth
Nov 1, 2006

Typing becomes more difficult as the hiv eats away at my brain..sorr...

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
That is an interesting thing that I did not know about you, subhuman filth! What GBS pal would you like to know an interesting fact or anecdote about?

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

tell us about yourself, Maoist

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

my names jerry mumphrey and im here to say
i make sweet posts all frickin day

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

my names jerry mumphrey and im here to say
i make sweet posts all frickin day
Are you a top or bottom.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Omi-Polari posted:

Are you a top or bottom.

you tell me

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
my names Terry Stevens and i live in a hole
i like to post threads and i like to eat dole
pinnaples that is, they go on my pizza
well thats my story and its nice to meet ya

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I'm confused by the instructions

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Darth123123 posted:

I'm confused by the instructions

i think its a rap-off

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

got powers of sight from a navajo's blessing
eat my pizza with lots of ranch dressing
postin on the forums and having some fun
while a wise old dog is minding my son

HollywoodDialysis
Jan 19, 2005

not doing nothing
Grimey Drawer
Dad Gay & Jerry Mumphrey, what is the lil brown cartoon in your respective AVs?

What's the source of that because I don't think I've seen it before I saw it on SA?

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

oh poo poo, it's getting heated in here!

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

HollywoodDialysis posted:

Dad Gay & Jerry Mumphrey, what is the lil brown cartoon in your respective AVs?

What's the source of that because I don't think I've seen it before I saw it on SA?

hey there fag, that's quite a dumb query
why would you ask that of mumphrey comma jerry?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

HollywoodDialysis posted:

Dad Gay & Jerry Mumphrey, what is the lil brown cartoon in your respective AVs?

What's the source of that because I don't think I've seen it before I saw it on SA?

ill write a little rap about it.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i live in a bog
i like to eat frog
i got a nice hog
say hi to my dog

my dogs name is steve
hes a real pet peeve
he likes to weave
his name is steve

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

dad gay. so what posted:

i live in a bog
i like to eat frog
i got a nice hog
say hi to my dog

my dogs name is steve
hes a real pet peeve
he likes to weave
his name is steve

k you win

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
my names mc gay and im here to say
i got more ryhymes than chicken mole

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

HollywoodDialysis posted:

Dad Gay & Jerry Mumphrey, what is the lil brown cartoon in your respective AVs?

What's the source of that because I don't think I've seen it before I saw it on SA?
iirc i's a really bad Swedish drawing of Pedobear named Spurdo Spärde

i wish i was making this up

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

symbolic posted:

iirc i's a really bad Swedish drawing of Pedobear named Spurdo Spärde

i wish i was making this up

get off my case
or ill punch you in the face
you suck with the posts
you should be some ghosts

BrawndoTQ
Oct 18, 2001
I bicycled from NYC to SF solo. it was perhaps the best 2 months of my life.

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

brizna posted:

I bicycled from NYC to SF solo. it was perhaps the best 2 months of my life.

this guy likes to bike
probably on a trike
tricycle that is cause this guys a baby
first 2 months of his life and he dont mean maybe

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
what rhymes with "gams"?

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
as long as it's still fine to post other posters' faces ad n gentials

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

dad gay. so what posted:

get off my case
or ill punch you in the face
you suck with the posts
you should be some ghosts
suck my wiener
you beaner

ooohhhhhh

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

symbolic posted:

tell us about yourself, Maoist

I am white but I grew up in the South and went to public school, so most of my school chums were black. Black women are my "type" and I married a black lady. I am strongly anti-racist and I believe that you cannot, as an American, truly understand your own culture so long as you are alienated from black Americans.

I would like to know something about dad gay. so what? It can be in the form of a rap, but it cannot be JUST a rap!

BrawndoTQ
Oct 18, 2001

dad gay. so what posted:

this guy likes to bike
probably on a trike
tricycle that is cause this guys a baby
first 2 months of his life and he dont mean maybe

:slick:

BrawndoTQ
Oct 18, 2001

dad gay. so what posted:

what rhymes with "gams"?

logjams

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
someone should write a fresh-rear end rap about glad trash bags

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

symbolic posted:

iirc i's a really bad Swedish drawing of Pedobear named Spurdo Spärde

i wish i was making this up
Finnish

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

i'm sorry mr. meme connoisseur

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I'm sitting naked on the wiry carpet rolling a pill bug back and forth like I'm a baby but I'm not a baby ama

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Also, I have a question that perhaps a goon can answer:

Why is it that when you do heroin, your poop afterwards is a pale color? Like, I understand that heroin slows down your gastrointestinal processes, but what about that makes your poop lose color? Thanks in adv

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
my names tom bosley and im here to say
i got more trash than robert goulet
glad bags help me keep all my trash in one spot-sie
looks like i finally found a way to get rid of potsie

Lemon
May 22, 2003

Could someone tell me what the H is going on here

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
hi op how are you doing today? or gbs in general?

HollywoodDialysis
Jan 19, 2005

not doing nothing
Grimey Drawer

symbolic posted:

iirc i's a really bad Swedish drawing of Pedobear named Spurdo Spärde

i wish i was making this up

Makes about as much sense as anything.
Gonna get some lunch now (chicken wings)

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Lemon posted:

Could someone tell me what the H is going on here
iiiitttt's RAP BATTLE MANIA in GBS right now, dawg!

ya better join in if you wanna be cool!

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

symbolic posted:

iiiitttt's RAP BATTLE MANIA in GBS right now, dawg!

ya better join in if you wanna be cool!

I'm pasty white so i'll just sit over there in that chair on the side

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

HollywoodDialysis posted:

Dad Gay & Jerry Mumphrey, what is the lil brown cartoon in your respective AVs?

What's the source of that because I don't think I've seen it before I saw it on SA?

I think it's some kind of potato walrus.

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