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Bob James posted:I was fourteen, just a little older than Bobby. But I knew Uncle Sam needed me, so I lied and signed up. We had beat the Nazis in Italy, and they shipped me to the Pacific theater. A Tojo torpedo sent our troupe's ship to the bottom. I could only save three of my buddies, Fatty, Stinky, and Brooklyn. They were kind of like you fellas, only one of them was from Brooklyn. Out of the sun came a Tojo Zero and put fifty bullets in my back. The blood attracted sharks. I had to give 'em Fatty. Then things took a turn for the worse. I made it to an island, but it was full of Tojos! They were spittin' on the U.S. flag! So I rushed 'em, but it was a trap. They opened fire and blew my shins off. Last thing I remember, I beat 'em all to death with a big piece of Fatty. I woke up in a field hospital, and they were sewing my feet to my knees. Now, what was it you wanted to talk to be about, Hank? Whats this one callrd i want to watch it again
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Feb 22, 2016 10:03
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Bob James posted:Shins of the Father Ty
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Requesting someone make a GIF of Dale putting I <3 NY on hanks bumper. Thats the best piece of animation i have ever seen i tell you hwat.
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KOTH really eased the shock of the Simpsons turning into a pile of goo.
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Preoptopus posted:Requesting someone make a GIF of Dale putting I <3 NY on hanks bumper. 
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was just watching season 10 episode 2, "Bystand Me" and saw this great face
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Feb 24, 2016 06:06
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oh my god, its so juicy!
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Hank's probably all up in them guts
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Dale is unironically the coolest dad ever.
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Feb 24, 2016 06:22
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Bobby! You don't want these laughs. This laughter is ill informed!
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buuuhaawwwwaaaahhh boy isnt right
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Amuse your friends and thrill the ladies with an authentic Nazi skull, priced to move!
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I had a bad dream, I dreamt Lenore came back and stole Lenore and then Lenore drove off with Lenore and I ran down the street after them and I yelled Lenore!, Lenore! and then my teeth fell out... Oh yeah, Peggy, you were there... Can I sleep in your living room?
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Just saw the Canadian neighbor episode lastnight, they painted Canadians and Texans exactly right
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egon_beeblebrox posted:I had a bad dream, I dreamt Lenore came back and stole Lenore and then Lenore drove off with Lenore and I ran down the street after them and I yelled Lenore!, Lenore! and then my teeth fell out... Oh yeah, Peggy, you were there... I'm so depressed I can't even blink.
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Trump: Buck Strickland Rubio: Chane Wassanasong Cruz: King Philip Kasich: Principal Moss Carson: Dr. Vayzosa
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Mojo Threepwood posted:Trump: Buck Strickland O'Malley: Cotton Hillary: Thatherton Bernie: Liberal Strawman of the week
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oh man where do i get one
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whose purse is it? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NOdkMRniig
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Jim Webb is Cotton
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reallivedinosaur posted:oh man where do i get one I need it in my life
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some say there are bad episodes but i think the whole show is ridiculously sliced
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Smash it Smash hit posted:some say there are bad episodes but i think the whole show is ridiculously sliced I have no idea what this means aside from you need to go play Halo or make a tumblr or listen to a Macklemore rap. Whatever millennials are doing now
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Smash it Smash hit posted:some say there are bad episodes but i think the whole show is ridiculously sliced you should take a cue from volume and try to make your neck ridiculously sliced
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The Larsen Pork Products episode was on last night. That one is so crazy weird and dark, so good especially at the end when LuAnn is like "he's in a better place now" and Peggy is like "being a sausage is not a better place" hahaha
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I wish I had a son to kick me in the nuts.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1cKcSXINPE Hank is quite unreasonable over the phone...
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Ryoshi posted:you should take a cue from volume and try to make your neck ridiculously sliced Bruh with my chains and tats my neck is already ridiculously sliced, bruh.
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What is it with you beautiful Asian girls and that stupid redneck boy?
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