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tripwood
Jul 21, 2003

"Cuno can see you're trying to shit him, but Cuno's unshittable, so fuck does Cuno care?"

Hint: He doesn't care.

from someone who can understand that it's breaking my brain how bad it is

this is the dub we had on tv its honestly v. good, lots of people who also worked on simpsons dub, which is considered excellent

Hank is renamed Henri and the title is literally "Hank and his gang"

lovely video quality ahead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAijP5A4kxY

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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
COOL! It's like Harry Potter


Dude, I JUST vouched for you

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Booblord Zagats posted:

COOL! It's like Harry Potter


Dude, I JUST vouched for you

The tall guy geeked hard...I cast a on spell on his rear end with my foot.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
KotH will be what I show kids when I'm like 70 as a 'here, you wanna know where it all went wrong? Watch this poo poo. MOST OF THE COUNTRY WAS ACTUALLY LIKE THIS.' grumpy old man status.

GAYS FOR DAYS posted:

KotH needs to be put back on Netflix.

For real. Fuckholes better do it soon, too.

Effsix
Aug 5, 2011

Keep it moving, chicken people! These knockoff purses ain't gonna make themselves!
Was that one with boomhauer talking normal the one where the guys tried to have a play date without hank and all ended up in the mental institute? Or were they firechiefs for a day? I remember boomhauer floating down the water asleep in a rubber ring for hours then was deemed insane at the other end

Shitbreak
Jun 20, 2005
IF you've never watched the show, how do you get into it? Just start from s1e1? Any seasons that are particularly good/any seasons that you want to avoid?

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Shitbreak posted:

IF you've never watched the show, how do you get into it? Just start from s1e1? Any seasons that are particularly good/any seasons that you want to avoid?

Just start at the beginning.

Humor is dry. Takes some learning who the characters are before it really gets funny for some people but it's good right from the start.

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

Shitbreak posted:

IF you've never watched the show, how do you get into it? Just start from s1e1? Any seasons that are particularly good/any seasons that you want to avoid?

Season 3 is when it hits full speed every epsode, for me. It's all really solid, except maybe 1, parts of 2, and parts of 9-12

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Moridin920 posted:

Just start at the beginning.

Humor is dry. Takes some learning who the characters are before it really gets funny for some people but it's good right from the start.

It's like Achewood. highly character driven. Not much of a punchline, but the humor comes from the characters and their interactions.

Effsix
Aug 5, 2011

Keep it moving, chicken people! These knockoff purses ain't gonna make themselves!

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

Moridin920 posted:

Just start at the beginning.

Humor is dry. Takes some learning who the characters are before it really gets funny for some people but it's good right from the start.

but when the joke hits it hits like nagasaki

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
season 1 has Keeping up with the Joneses which is one of the best episodes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=or_hWzxH9vc

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Gaunab posted:

season 1 has Keeping up with the Joneses which is one of the best episodes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=or_hWzxH9vc

Will putting pennies in a door frame actually trap people?

iSheep
Feb 5, 2006

by R. Guyovich
The episode where Hank becomes a pimp has my favorite Hank Hill meltdown of the entire series where he is trying to maintain a library voice while freaking out at Peggy.

Huge Lady Pleaser
Jun 17, 2005

hello how r u doing im just looking for ppl 2 chill wit relax go out n have funn if ur looking for da same thing hit me up
Nap Ghost
King Of The Hill Porn Story: Bobby’s First gangbang – Part 1

On a hot summer day Bobby Hill was sitting in his living room watching T.V. While he was watching T.V. his mom (Peggy Hill) walked in “Bobby why don’t you go outside?” she asked.
“Its too hot mom and besides even if i did go outside what would i do? Joseph is out with his dad at the gun range and i cant find dad anywhere so i cant play catch with him” he replied clearly not paying attention to is mom.
“Oh bobby don’t give me that you know you hate playing catch and you can go see Connie”
“We broke up, she wouldn’t give me what i wanted”
“BOBBY HILL! go to your room right now and think about what your doing to Connie” Peggy said clearly angry at Bobby. As Bobby walked to his room he could hear moans and grunts coming from Luanne’s room. He quietly walked over and peaked through a crack in the door. He saw his dad having sex with Luanne.
“That old bastard cheating on mom, but hey can i blame him? Luanne is loving hot”. he whispered. Bobby unzipped his pants and pulled out his dick (an impressive 10 inches) and started to masturbate. Boddy leaned a little to close and fell over through the door.
“Ahh Bobby what are you doing here!” Hank said embarrassed
“ME?! what about you, your having sex with Luanne you niece!”
“Ok ok fine don’t tell your mother and you can join in”
“Hey?!?! what about me i dont wanna get in trouble for having sex with a 13 year old boy” Luanne added
“Shut up bitch no one cares about what you feel like” Bobby said getting angry

To be continued...

egon_beeblebrox
Mar 1, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



My favorite episode is the one where Dale gets an office job, and fires everyone needing firing. That is some amazing poo poo.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






egon_beeblebrox posted:

My favorite episode is the one where Dale gets an office job, and fires everyone needing firing. That is some amazing poo poo.

The part where his supervisor (Lisa Kudrow!) is showing him around Stick Tech and ends the tour with "This is where ya sit.....and work" makes me so depressed I can barely blink.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

haljordan posted:

The part where his supervisor (Lisa Kudrow!) is showing him around Stick Tech and ends the tour with "This is where ya sit.....and work" makes me so depressed I can barely blink.

"GLADSTONE!!!"

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
It should be a crime that Adult Swim shows the Cleveland Show instead of more KOTH.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
I hate how the DVD's never went beyond Season 6. It's like nobody wants you to have legit access to Koth.

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

Wicker Man posted:

I hate how the DVD's never went beyond Season 6. It's like nobody wants you to have legit access to Koth.

sucks but at least they hit the high points

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Wicker Man posted:

I hate how the DVD's never went beyond Season 6. It's like nobody wants you to have legit access to Koth.

I was just wondering if there was a box set what a disappointment

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Every season had more good episodes than bad ones. Thats a miracle in and of itself\\

Isaac posted:

I was just wondering if there was a box set what a disappointment
I own every season on Prime Instant

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Booblord Zagats posted:

Every season had more good episodes than bad ones. Thats a miracle in and of itself\\

I own every season on Prime Instant

I dont know what that is but im guessing you can't get it in australia

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

Wicker Man posted:

I hate how the DVD's never went beyond Season 6. It's like nobody wants you to have legit access to Koth.

???
I've got 8 and 9. Live in U.S, wife got them on Amazon

Edit: just checked. I've got 9 for sure

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
I think they just take a while to release each season, like simpsons did

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Can someone please find the KoTH dickgirl on the lawnmower pic

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Drunk Nerds posted:

???
I've got 8 and 9. Live in U.S, wife got them on Amazon

Edit: just checked. I've got 9 for sure

Hmm, this was years ago in like 2008, but at the time there was something about how they had to stop making the dvds.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Isaac posted:

Can someone please find the KoTH dickgirl on the lawnmower pic

gis 'KoTH dickgirl on the lawnmower' for hot peggy action

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Oh god how has no one mentioned the episode where Kahn snaps and turns into a redneck?

"Hey Hank, Buck Strickland here. Yeah, I'm thinkin' about bettin' a fistful of money on that little Asian neighbor of yours."

"Kahn?"

"Uh yeah yeah. He looks like he's got real crafty ninja moves, but can he take a board to the head?"

"Where are you sir?"

"At the stick fights, down behind the lumber yard. Kahn's on the card three fights from now! He's up against a soft-spoken go-rilla man..."

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Moridin920 posted:

gis 'KoTH dickgirl on the lawnmower' for hot peggy action

Ladybird! No! :ohdear:

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Moridin920 posted:

gis 'KoTH dickgirl on the lawnmower' for hot peggy action

Im trying to avoid that by requesting it here.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

haljordan posted:

Oh god how has no one mentioned the episode where Kahn snaps and turns into a redneck?

"Hey Hank, Buck Strickland here. Yeah, I'm thinkin' about bettin' a fistful of money on that little Asian neighbor of yours."

"Kahn?"

"Uh yeah yeah. He looks like he's got real crafty ninja moves, but can he take a board to the head?"

"Where are you sir?"

"At the stick fights, down behind the lumber yard. Kahn's on the card three fights from now! He's up against a soft-spoken go-rilla man..."

Lol this show

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

haljordan posted:

Oh god how has no one mentioned the episode where Kahn snaps and turns into a redneck?

"Hey Hank, Buck Strickland here. Yeah, I'm thinkin' about bettin' a fistful of money on that little Asian neighbor of yours."

"Kahn?"

"Uh yeah yeah. He looks like he's got real crafty ninja moves, but can he take a board to the head?"

"Where are you sir?"

"At the stick fights, down behind the lumber yard. Kahn's on the card three fights from now! He's up against a soft-spoken go-rilla man..."

that episode had a really killer cover of that tom petty song "rebels" by the drive-by truckers

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
Three words:

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Purse

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Amazing characters:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caqc9slUkHY

Guancho
Aug 23, 2010

You don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery
Last Man Standing is the best show currently on television

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Effsix posted:

Was that one with boomhauer talking normal the one where the guys tried to have a play date without hank and all ended up in the mental institute? Or were they firechiefs for a day? I remember boomhauer floating down the water asleep in a rubber ring for hours then was deemed insane at the other end

"A firefighting we will go", I believe. I mentioned it in my previous posts, or one of them. I don't know, get off my back, I DON'T KNOW YOU! *kick*

Anyway, another favourite joke of mine is in the episode where Hank tries to get Ladybird IVF. He sees two obviously gay guys at the park with their dog, they mention it, and Hank's just :allears:

Hank: Hey, would you and your brother want to go grab a beer and tell me more about this?

*the two guys just look at each other awkwardly*

Cut to Hank coming into his house all excited to tell Peggy.

Hank: Oh Peggy! Two guys at the park told me about IVF, and before every went horribly wrong, I was able to get more information!

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