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paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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I claim this territory for Communism and the ideologically correct peoples of SA.

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paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW

paranoid randroid posted:

you cannot loving hope to defeat me in a "migf is short" joke contest

The skill you would need to defeat me on such a field is as great as the skill MIGF must employ daily to dodge the crushing keyboard keys as he scurries to collect the food crumbs from between them.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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MIGF transports himself by Chicagos many fine public dandelion seeds.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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Whenever you hear that annoying buzzing in your ear, that's MIGF riding a mosquito shouting "Vote Rahm"

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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MIGF must regularly climb blades of grass, fighting hungry aphids along the way, in order to orient himself on his daily commute.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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MIGF regularly goes parasailing on the thermals created from termite farts.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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Most flea circuses were just cheap tricks using MIGF and an elaborate set of mirrors to make him seem bigger.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW

paranoid randroid posted:

our house salad tonight is hahahahahahahahah yeah right i know, this is chicago, hahaha *tosses menu over shoulder* so what kind of animal flank can i get started for you folks

why are you asking me this question when you know its chicken inside duck inside pork inside beef?

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW

paranoid randroid posted:

afraid we got a city injunction against serving the beerkuckicken

*loudly pines for the days you could have someone whacked for that*

*passes bribe to matire'd*

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW

Randler posted:

Can I still get slow-motion headsplosions if I do not use VATS? This is important.

You'll get headsplosions but they won't be slow motion.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW

symbolic revolution, truly the best and most useful kind of revolution there is.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW

Tesseraction posted:

god if I knew how lovely political discourse would become 80 years later I'd never have voted for hitler

So you're the one who blew the baby hitler op.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW

Tesseraction posted:

do you even UNDERSTAND how cute that baby was


I... i coudltn do ipt

You're right. I don't understand...at all.

How could you put a cute baby before All of the Jews Tesseraction? :colbert: How?

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW
how do you even insult a swede I wonder?

I'm struggling to think of anything.

Way too Lutheran?

Some of your food is gross?

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW

PupsOfWar posted:

they cant clone him, he died on catholic turf and thus his cell cultures would be rejected by any good protestant cloning vat

He'd probably just go all Frankenstein's monster when he finds out what his daughter got up to anyway.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW

paranoid randroid posted:

gods gonna kill my cat to make me pay for my transgressions or something

Not if you kill gods first.

You know what ya gotta do pr.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW
Proposal: Instead of testing whether or not torture is ethical via various systems, we use being able to successfully justify torture within an ethical system as a litmus test for whether or not said system might be a giant pile of bullcrap.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW

Disinterested posted:

you need to be in debt to get a good credit score

:capitalism:

Yeah the way to get a good score is to get debt and then always pay on time. It's supposed to be a numeric representation of how likely you are to pay off your debts after all, and the scoring agencies can't give a lot of reasonable assurance on that front if you've got no history at all.

The way to get the best score is to destroy all public records of your existence and join an off the grid socialist commune.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW

Luigi Thirty posted:

wouldn't that be a... Communist commune

I'm not picky about doctrine just don't go join the preppers or racist militias instead of people who like to share things or whatever.

You can purge the ideologically incorrect once your position is secure comrade. :ssh:

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW

I do. They are "Boy I sure am glad that I will never be seriously asked to face "responsibility" for poo poo that other people who share a common trait with me did."

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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Like what do these idiots even want them to do? Besides die/ convert to Christianity and become lily white I mean.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW

:agreed:

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW

Badger of Basra posted:

she also says that western victims of terrorism are not innocent because we are responsible for the actions of our governments

i'm wondering if she's a radical or if she just kind of stumbled into that argument, hard to tell

She's not entirely theoretically wrong.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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V. Illych L. posted:

maybe you have bizarro ayn rand there

this is an opportunity to form a cult and make a bundle imo

Wouldn't bizzaro ayn rand refuse to form a cult or make money, and insist everyone stay in monogamous relationships?

gently caress I don't know, I never really got bizzaro world rules.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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euphronius posted:

I want to have a big not gay dad chat seven samurai movie watch

Hell make it gay I don't care. Seven Samurai with friends is totally worth sucking some dick for.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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fade5 posted:

at a certain point it stops being "I'm scared to post" and more "I know I have terrible opinions and don't want to be called out on them"

liker seriously, posting in D&D isn't loving hard, Rollofthedice dropped in like less than a month ago

A literal infant, so young as to never have even known the taste of a taco, is braver than some SA posters. Pathetic.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW
I post in D&D for fucks sake, there are no standards worth even mentioning unless you suck incredibly badly as a human being.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW

Gravel Gravy posted:

Beverly Hills Cop taught me you can get in most anywhere with a knife and the foil wrapper from a stick of gum.

Sounds like a good way to get shot for trying to do a terrorism.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW

Gravel Gravy posted:

I'd like to see them catch me when I stick a couple bananas up their tailpipe.

Oh so you're interviewing detainees at Gitmo now?

Pick a side already

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW
Give her the grade you were going to give her, but let her know internet Marxists liked her conclusion. Then get fired for whatever rule it is you are probably breaking by sharing this with us.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW
I'm really getting sick of having to sit through hour long meetings of my team lead being angry at the other new people for not being able to handle poo poo I learned to do a month ago.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW
Remember, it's not losing your job, it's throwing of the shackles of capitalist oppression to embrace True Freedom.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW

Badger of Basra posted:

the grading guidelines are four pages long w/point breakdowns for each section so you can all gently caress off

the gently caress, how long are these essays supposed to be again?

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW

ohhh I thought you meant there was four pages worth of grading guidelines :doh:

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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Badger of Basra posted:

no, there are

the essays are also four pages long

the gently caress

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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Jagchosis posted:

is this really that hard of a concept to grasp

Sorry, I'm unused to encountering instructions longer than the forms they are for outside of the context of paying taxes.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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Small Frozen Thing posted:

You've never played a tabletop RPG then

what kind of scrub goes on less than 200 pages of adventure

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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icantfindaname posted:

okay so it took less than 6 hours for me to find a gamebreaking, quest-won't-start/scripting-hosed bug in fo4. :bravo: bethesda

just load a save or punch them until they move

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW

icantfindaname posted:

tried it, doesn't work. it's the part where you have to take the SAFE test to get into some shithole quest hub town, a guy tells you to sit in a chair to start the test and sitting down does nothing. and no restarting doesn't work. neither does pickpocketing the key, i tried it and the key disappeared despite being successful because once again lol bethesda

i think it's neat that I've probably played like, god getting close to 20 hours now and I have no clue what part you are talking about.

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paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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Badger of Basra posted:

Tick, tick, tick. As in the ubiquitous hypothetical, a captured terrorist has planted a time bomb imminently threatening to destroy New York City, but his lips are sealed. Are government officials ethically allowed to torture him for the information, potentially saving the lives of thousands? Yes. In fact, they not only can, but should. Although ticking bomb scenarios are arguably infeasible, the ethical reasoning applied to this hypothetical can be more broadly applied to believable scenarios in which government officials know, beyond a reasonable doubt, that the terrorist has useful information, even without an imminent threat. In situations where a captured terrorist undoubtedly has specific, life-saving information, the U.S. government is not only ethically permitted but also morally obligated to torture him.

This isn't just wrong. It's, like, fractally wrong.

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