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I claim this territory for Communism and the ideologically correct peoples of SA.
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2015 03:33 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 20:56 |
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paranoid randroid posted:you cannot loving hope to defeat me in a "migf is short" joke contest The skill you would need to defeat me on such a field is as great as the skill MIGF must employ daily to dodge the crushing keyboard keys as he scurries to collect the food crumbs from between them.
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2015 06:10 |
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MIGF transports himself by Chicagos many fine public dandelion seeds.
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2015 06:18 |
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Whenever you hear that annoying buzzing in your ear, that's MIGF riding a mosquito shouting "Vote Rahm"
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2015 06:20 |
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MIGF must regularly climb blades of grass, fighting hungry aphids along the way, in order to orient himself on his daily commute.
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2015 06:30 |
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MIGF regularly goes parasailing on the thermals created from termite farts.
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2015 06:32 |
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Most flea circuses were just cheap tricks using MIGF and an elaborate set of mirrors to make him seem bigger.
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2015 06:39 |
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paranoid randroid posted:our house salad tonight is hahahahahahahahah yeah right i know, this is chicago, hahaha *tosses menu over shoulder* so what kind of animal flank can i get started for you folks why are you asking me this question when you know its chicken inside duck inside pork inside beef?
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2015 07:35 |
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paranoid randroid posted:afraid we got a city injunction against serving the beerkuckicken *loudly pines for the days you could have someone whacked for that* *passes bribe to matire'd*
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2015 08:08 |
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Randler posted:Can I still get slow-motion headsplosions if I do not use VATS? This is important. You'll get headsplosions but they won't be slow motion.
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2015 23:09 |
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symbolic revolution, truly the best and most useful kind of revolution there is.
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2015 03:03 |
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Tesseraction posted:god if I knew how lovely political discourse would become 80 years later I'd never have voted for hitler So you're the one who blew the baby hitler op.
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2015 04:10 |
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Tesseraction posted:do you even UNDERSTAND how cute that baby was You're right. I don't understand...at all. How could you put a cute baby before All of the Jews Tesseraction? How?
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2015 04:14 |
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how do you even insult a swede I wonder? I'm struggling to think of anything. Way too Lutheran? Some of your food is gross?
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2015 09:25 |
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PupsOfWar posted:they cant clone him, he died on catholic turf and thus his cell cultures would be rejected by any good protestant cloning vat He'd probably just go all Frankenstein's monster when he finds out what his daughter got up to anyway.
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2015 09:26 |
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paranoid randroid posted:gods gonna kill my cat to make me pay for my transgressions or something Not if you kill gods first. You know what ya gotta do pr.
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2015 02:34 |
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Proposal: Instead of testing whether or not torture is ethical via various systems, we use being able to successfully justify torture within an ethical system as a litmus test for whether or not said system might be a giant pile of bullcrap.
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2015 06:41 |
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Disinterested posted:you need to be in debt to get a good credit score Yeah the way to get a good score is to get debt and then always pay on time. It's supposed to be a numeric representation of how likely you are to pay off your debts after all, and the scoring agencies can't give a lot of reasonable assurance on that front if you've got no history at all. The way to get the best score is to destroy all public records of your existence and join an off the grid socialist commune.
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2015 07:41 |
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Luigi Thirty posted:wouldn't that be a... Communist commune I'm not picky about doctrine just don't go join the preppers or racist militias instead of people who like to share things or whatever. You can purge the ideologically incorrect once your position is secure comrade.
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2015 07:47 |
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Luigi Thirty posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fx6vdKZ7hRU i have no words I do. They are "Boy I sure am glad that I will never be seriously asked to face "responsibility" for poo poo that other people who share a common trait with me did."
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2015 02:05 |
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Like what do these idiots even want them to do? Besides die/ convert to Christianity and become lily white I mean.
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2015 02:06 |
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Small Frozen Thing posted:They're poo poo
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2015 02:12 |
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Badger of Basra posted:she also says that western victims of terrorism are not innocent because we are responsible for the actions of our governments She's not entirely theoretically wrong.
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2015 02:13 |
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V. Illych L. posted:maybe you have bizarro ayn rand there Wouldn't bizzaro ayn rand refuse to form a cult or make money, and insist everyone stay in monogamous relationships? gently caress I don't know, I never really got bizzaro world rules.
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2015 02:14 |
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euphronius posted:I want to have a big not gay dad chat seven samurai movie watch Hell make it gay I don't care. Seven Samurai with friends is totally worth sucking some dick for.
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2015 02:17 |
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fade5 posted:at a certain point it stops being "I'm scared to post" and more "I know I have terrible opinions and don't want to be called out on them" A literal infant, so young as to never have even known the taste of a taco, is braver than some SA posters. Pathetic.
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2015 02:17 |
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I post in D&D for fucks sake, there are no standards worth even mentioning unless you suck incredibly badly as a human being.
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2015 02:23 |
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Gravel Gravy posted:Beverly Hills Cop taught me you can get in most anywhere with a knife and the foil wrapper from a stick of gum. Sounds like a good way to get shot for trying to do a terrorism.
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2015 02:24 |
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Gravel Gravy posted:I'd like to see them catch me when I stick a couple bananas up their tailpipe. Oh so you're interviewing detainees at Gitmo now? Pick a side already
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2015 02:26 |
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Give her the grade you were going to give her, but let her know internet Marxists liked her conclusion. Then get fired for whatever rule it is you are probably breaking by sharing this with us.
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2015 02:34 |
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I'm really getting sick of having to sit through hour long meetings of my team lead being angry at the other new people for not being able to handle poo poo I learned to do a month ago.
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2015 02:38 |
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Remember, it's not losing your job, it's throwing of the shackles of capitalist oppression to embrace True Freedom.
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2015 02:40 |
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Badger of Basra posted:the grading guidelines are four pages long w/point breakdowns for each section so you can all gently caress off the gently caress, how long are these essays supposed to be again?
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2015 02:41 |
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Badger of Basra posted:four pages ohhh I thought you meant there was four pages worth of grading guidelines
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2015 02:42 |
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Badger of Basra posted:no, there are the gently caress
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2015 02:43 |
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Jagchosis posted:is this really that hard of a concept to grasp Sorry, I'm unused to encountering instructions longer than the forms they are for outside of the context of paying taxes.
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2015 02:53 |
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Small Frozen Thing posted:You've never played a tabletop RPG then what kind of scrub goes on less than 200 pages of adventure
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2015 02:55 |
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icantfindaname posted:okay so it took less than 6 hours for me to find a gamebreaking, quest-won't-start/scripting-hosed bug in fo4. bethesda just load a save or punch them until they move
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2015 02:56 |
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icantfindaname posted:tried it, doesn't work. it's the part where you have to take the SAFE test to get into some shithole quest hub town, a guy tells you to sit in a chair to start the test and sitting down does nothing. and no restarting doesn't work. neither does pickpocketing the key, i tried it and the key disappeared despite being successful because once again lol bethesda i think it's neat that I've probably played like, god getting close to 20 hours now and I have no clue what part you are talking about.
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2015 03:03 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 20:56 |
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Badger of Basra posted:Tick, tick, tick. As in the ubiquitous hypothetical, a captured terrorist has planted a time bomb imminently threatening to destroy New York City, but his lips are sealed. Are government officials ethically allowed to torture him for the information, potentially saving the lives of thousands? Yes. In fact, they not only can, but should. Although ticking bomb scenarios are arguably infeasible, the ethical reasoning applied to this hypothetical can be more broadly applied to believable scenarios in which government officials know, beyond a reasonable doubt, that the terrorist has useful information, even without an imminent threat. In situations where a captured terrorist undoubtedly has specific, life-saving information, the U.S. government is not only ethically permitted but also morally obligated to torture him. This isn't just wrong. It's, like, fractally wrong.
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