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Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Everyone in the "GBS" forum please share your favorite Jihadi John memories in this thread.

edit: he was eviscerated

Fat Lowtax fucked around with this message at 04:44 on Nov 13, 2015

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ASSASSINS!
Jan 2, 2009
i liked the time he got bombed to death.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



this forum is actually GBS2: OTM

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
he spoke all funny lol

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
He stole my Capri Sun in 4th grade, gently caress him

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

ASSASSINS! posted:

i liked the time he got bombed to death.

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

he had the softest lips

RadioactiveKid
Aug 12, 2005

Gato Rebelde
who?

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
His favorite tv show was secretly Curb Your Enthusiasm.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

for twelve years you've been asking "who is Jihadi John?" this i-*boom*

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Does anyone get ad money for ISIS execution videos

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Fat Lowtax posted:

Everyone in the "GBS" forum please share your favorite Jihadi John memories in this thread.

what is it with all these terrible ops who should be banned not posting links/pics

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
They done Duked n Nuked em.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Fat Lowtax posted:

Does anyone get ad money for ISIS execution videos

How do you think this website is still alive? ISIS loves that grenade logo.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Robo Reagan posted:

what is it with all these terrible ops who should be banned not posting links/pics
lazy americans, probably

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

meanwhile ben ghazi is still on the loose

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Man, America keeps droning on and on and on...starting to get boring.

ASSASSINS!
Jan 2, 2009

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Man, America keeps droning on and on and on...starting to get boring.

while this is a good start there's still 52,999,999 brits to go

www
Aug 4, 2010

ASSASSINS! posted:

while this is a good start there's still 52,999,999 brits to go

Yea but this guy killed 3 americans so we are winning

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i hope he got facefucked before he died

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
I hope he was livestreaming some executions and then he was like, "Oh poo poo I'm the one being executed- AHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" *Dies*

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:
Jihadi John Cena nooooo

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Microwaves Mom posted:

I hope he was livestreaming some executions and then he was like, "Oh poo poo I'm the one being executed- AHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" *Dies*

that would be pretty lol

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


There was a guy in Syria who got mortared while giving an on-camera interview about how cool he was but he might not have been ISIS

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Fat Lowtax posted:

There was a guy in Syria who got mortared while giving an on-camera interview about how cool he was but he might not have been ISIS
that was my father, you dick

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Fat Lowtax posted:

There was a guy in Syria who got mortared while giving an on-camera interview about how cool he was but he might not have been ISIS

was it this guy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upyjlOLBv5o

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

symbolic posted:

that was my father, you dick

Was he as cool as he said?

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Microwaves Mom posted:

Was he as cool as he said?
well now he's dead and gay

so i guess

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
was he gay before he died?

hypothetically if youre gay and achieve martyrdom will you get 72 virgin twinks?

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Robo Reagan posted:

was he gay before he died?

hypothetically if youre gay and achieve martyrdom will you get 72 virgin twinks?
this is a good question

go ask ISIS

Ferdinand Bardamu
Apr 30, 2013
four lions executioner gay, so what

Slapdash
Mar 30, 2010
Jihadi John showed up at my house during dinner on a weeknight. He was canvassing the neighborhood selling CutCo knife sets. I asked him why he was selling knives door to door because he was famous and all and he said that hosting ISIS videos really gets your name out there but doesn't pay the bills. And now that he's got a wife and a kid on the way he really needs to start thinking about the future. I let him go through his spiel for a few minutes and politely declined. When I told him he looked positively crestfallen. His shoulders sagged and he turned to leave. Halfway down the walk I shouted out to him. He turned back to me for a brief second with a little gleam in his eye when I told him there was a nice Christian family next door.

Never saw him again. Not a great salesman that guy.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is Jihadi John Galt? This is Jihadi John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are perishing -- you who dread knowledge -- I am the man who will now tell you.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Hector Beerlioz posted:

For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is Jihadi John Galt? This is Jihadi John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are perishing -- you who dread knowledge -- I am the man who will now tell you.
stop stealing my jokes or i will post about you stealing my jokes

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum

quote:

The official called it a "flawless" and “clean hit” with no collateral damage and that Emwazi basically "evaporated."

that's how I want to die, tbh

but I know it won't ever happen like that so I find myself in the odd position of being jealous of a dead person

www
Aug 4, 2010

JJ is still alive, dont listen to western propaganda

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

symbolic posted:

stop stealing my jokes or i will post about you stealing my jokes

Bring it, Ayn

BrawndoTQ
Oct 18, 2001

www posted:

JJ is still alive, dont listen to western propaganda

can't blow away the JJ

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Hector Beerlioz posted:

For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is Jihadi John Galt? This is Jihadi John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are perishing -- you who dread knowledge -- I am the man who will now tell you.

HOpefully the drone would have hit him before he got too started in that spiel

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drowningidiot
Sep 27, 2014

brizna posted:

can't blow away the JJ

Can't slay the Double Jay

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