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hey everyone I have this girl friend who ive been crushing on pretty hard ever since she broke up with her boyfriend. we hang out alot and get along really well and I was planning on making a move soon. The other night there was a party at my house and I was really drunk and texting her jokes and stupid poo poo. Well at one point I was quoting memes to her and figured she implicitly understood I was currently in joke mode and texted 'im gay', there was a long pause and she sent this text that was so large it came in over 3 messages. Saying how brave I am and ill always be her friend and shell love me no matter what. I tried to explain it was a joke but I think she thinks I just got cold feet and tried to backpedal. how the gently caress do I get out of this one goons.
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Nov 13, 2015 07:08
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did you just cockblock yourself
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Nov 13, 2015 07:09
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you don't get out of it. Now to her you're either gay or a loving idiot.
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Nov 13, 2015 07:09
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you offered her an escape hatch and she ran straight for it
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Nov 13, 2015 07:09
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gagelion is back posted:hey everyone I have this girl friend who ive been crushing on pretty hard ever since she broke up with her boyfriend. we hang out alot and get along really well and I was planning on making a move soon. The other night there was a party at my house and I was really drunk and texting her jokes and stupid poo poo. Well at one point I was quoting memes to her and figured she implicitly understood I was currently in joke mode and texted 'im gay', there was a long pause and she sent this text that was so large it came in over 3 messages. Saying how brave I am and ill always be her friend and shell love me no matter what. I tried to explain it was a joke but I think she thinks I just got cold feet and tried to backpedal. how the gently caress do I get out of this one goons. Lol ur hosed
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Nov 13, 2015 07:11
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the only way for you to get out of this one is to  her
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Nov 13, 2015 07:12
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Vulture Culture posted:you offered her an escape hatch and she ran straight for it
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Nov 13, 2015 07:12
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Become gay, problem solved
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Nov 13, 2015 07:14
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Just hire a male escort. If you don't get hard when he starts sucking and your both 69, then your not gay.
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Nov 13, 2015 07:20
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explain gbs in detail and put some context around the "im gay" meme and then shell understand
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Nov 13, 2015 07:20
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understanf that your a dork! lol
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Nov 13, 2015 07:21
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prove you're a man op. oil up real good.
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Nov 13, 2015 07:21
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How did you try to explain it was a joke
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Nov 13, 2015 07:22
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whip it out she'll understand GBS then
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Nov 13, 2015 07:22
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nice one op now you can go to all the secret underwear pillow parties that girls have and look at their boobs and stuff! that is cool imo
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Nov 13, 2015 07:23
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a real jerk posted:whip it out Whip what out?
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Nov 13, 2015 07:25
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You've made your bed now have gay sex in it.
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Nov 13, 2015 07:25
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did you try telling her "tane"? maybe she just needs a few more memes before she rly gets it
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Nov 13, 2015 07:25
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thats not a meme you dickhead
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Nov 13, 2015 07:26
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Hector Beerlioz posted:How did you try to explain it was a joke i was trying to explain that its just a stupid thing me and my friends say all the time as a joke and she was like "you sit around with guys and talk about how youre gay?" she just sounded really confused and i think honestly it might have made it worse
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Nov 13, 2015 07:31
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gagelion is back posted:i was trying to explain that its just a stupid thing me and my friends say all the time as a joke and she was like "you sit around with guys and talk about how youre gay?" she just sounded really confused and i think honestly it might have made it worse i think your best bet is to buy her an account and introduce her to gbs.
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Nov 13, 2015 07:33
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gagelion is back posted:i was trying to explain that its just a stupid thing me and my friends say all the time as a joke and she was like "you sit around with guys and talk about how youre gay?" she just sounded really confused and i think honestly it might have made it worse You did! You're not alone though I also sometimes accidentally say "im gay" in real life but its never caused trouble like it did for you, sucker.
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Nov 13, 2015 07:33
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This girl I have a crush on thinks I'm a gynecologist.
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Nov 13, 2015 07:33
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maybe suggest that she "get's REAL beefy bitch" idk just spitballin'
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Nov 13, 2015 07:34
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gagelion is back posted:i was trying to explain that its just a stupid thing me and my friends say all the time as a joke and she was like "you sit around with guys and talk about how youre gay?" she just sounded really confused and i think honestly it might have made it worse
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Nov 13, 2015 07:34
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The only option now is to start loving dudes. Otherwise, you are a liar.
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Nov 13, 2015 07:36
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Just suck her dick you homo.
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Nov 13, 2015 07:39
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was better way back when when it was just a bomb ths dropped in a 1st post to destroy an ops wall of text
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Nov 13, 2015 07:41
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e/n bullshit
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Nov 13, 2015 07:41
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i too bust out the dankest memes for chicks i want to sex, gets em all wet, maybe your chick is frigid
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Nov 13, 2015 07:42
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Suck a dick so she knows it's all a joke.
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Nov 13, 2015 07:43
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gagelion is back posted:hey everyone I have this girl friend who ive been crushing on pretty hard ever since she broke up with her boyfriend. we hang out alot and get along really well and I was planning on making a move soon. The other night there was a party at my house and I was really drunk and texting her jokes and stupid poo poo. Well at one point I was quoting memes to her and figured she implicitly understood I was currently in joke mode and texted 'im gay', there was a long pause and she sent this text that was so large it came in over 3 messages. Saying how brave I am and ill always be her friend and shell love me no matter what. I tried to explain it was a joke but I think she thinks I just got cold feet and tried to backpedal. how the gently caress do I get out of this one goons. What a wacky happenstance!
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Nov 13, 2015 07:44
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gagelion what's up with you threads
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Nov 13, 2015 07:45
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Anderron Shi posted:gagelion what's up with you threads what are you trying to say
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Nov 13, 2015 07:46
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w0w, just w0w
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Nov 13, 2015 07:46
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gnarlyhotep posted:What a wacky happenstance! Fact is usually stranger than fiction
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Nov 13, 2015 07:46
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gagelion is back posted:what are you trying to say imgay
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Nov 13, 2015 07:47
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You could still turn this in your favor, by imitating like every sitcom from the last 20 years. Now that she thinks you're gay, get drunk with her and tell her that you're really confused because you're having feelings for her. She'll think she turned a gay, which is like every woman's wet dream. You'll just have to be considerate and neat and never look at other women or watch sexy scenes in movies to help with the ruse. Then when you two are engaged she can find pictures on your hard drive of you working the glory hole in the Toolbox bathroom.
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Nov 13, 2015 07:47
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Anderron Shi posted:imgay That is very brave of you, I will always be your friend and be there for you
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Nov 13, 2015 07:48
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Fact is usually stranger than fiction But not here
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