Microsoft's Emotion Detection Tool

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givepatajob: Apr 8, 2003; One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.

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sluggo is mad: Jan 14, 2012; Buglord

this thing is broke

# ? Nov 13, 2015 15:04

proof of concept: Mar 6, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

so far what we've found is that the best way to be happy is to get locked into a room against your will for a decade
#2 best way is to be a pretty lady at the beach

e. oh poo poo that jared photo is even happier

# ? Nov 13, 2015 15:09

King Vidiot: Feb 17, 2007; You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Yeah, this checks out.

# ? Nov 13, 2015 15:15

givepatajob: Apr 8, 2003; One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.

King Vidiot posted:

Yeah, this checks out.

Whoa!

# ? Nov 13, 2015 15:15

Tarkus: Aug 27, 2000

King Vidiot posted:

Yeah, this checks out.

Maybe that's the calibration image.

# ? Nov 13, 2015 15:22

King Vidiot: Feb 17, 2007; You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

# ? Nov 13, 2015 15:29

Putty: Mar 21, 2013; HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

i haven't gotten this to work on a single image yet

# ? Nov 13, 2015 15:30

proof of concept: Mar 6, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Nov 13, 2015 15:33

Putty: Mar 21, 2013; HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

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ghosTTy: Sep 22, 2008

# ? Nov 13, 2015 15:33

proof of concept: Mar 6, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Nov 13, 2015 15:36

serious norman: Dec 13, 2007; im pickle rick!!!!

# ? Nov 13, 2015 15:39

sluggo is mad: Jan 14, 2012; Buglord

# ? Nov 13, 2015 15:57

Commie NedFlanders: Mar 8, 2014

serious norman posted:

# ? Nov 13, 2015 16:11

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Don't hide it, Angela, we always knew you actually enjoyed it!

# ? Nov 13, 2015 16:19

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

They should probably remove neutral, scale everything up to sum to 100, and then list 1-neutral as intensity or something.

# ? Nov 13, 2015 16:22

circ dick soleil: Sep 27, 2012; by zen death robot

King Vidiot posted:

Yeah, this checks out.

That's it I'm converting.

# ? Nov 13, 2015 16:25

Yvershek: Nov 15, 2000; and there are no
diamonds in the
mine

sluggo is mad posted:

this thing is broke

Probably shouldn't use it on incredibly broken people.

# ? Nov 13, 2015 16:59

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Give Pat a Job posted:

He regrets nothgin

# ? Nov 13, 2015 17:14

sluggo is mad: Jan 14, 2012; Buglord

Give Pat a Job posted:

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Flyball: Apr 17, 2003

sluggo is mad posted:

this thing is broke

You wouldn't like him when he's happy.

# ? Nov 13, 2015 18:31

space chandeliers: Apr 8, 2008

space chandeliers fucked around with this message at 18:39 on Nov 13, 2015

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proof of concept: Mar 6, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

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Vernatio: Nov 13, 2015; Questionable!

# ? Nov 13, 2015 18:42

space chandeliers: Apr 8, 2008

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Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

The emotional journey of one Mr. Jameson "Johnny" Ricovitz

# ? Nov 13, 2015 18:54

quantum_squirrel: Aug 9, 2006

Yes, it checks out

# ? Nov 13, 2015 19:01

raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Baller Time posted:

Error:"0 face detected"

This is the most disgusting picture I've seen in loving years, loving bile is coming up my throat

# ? Nov 13, 2015 19:03

raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Someone put in Tim Heidecker smirking

# ? Nov 13, 2015 19:04

Rutibex: Sep 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

this thing is fun and cool

# ? Nov 13, 2015 19:44

Rambling Robot: Sep 13, 2011; Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Give Pat a Job posted:

i'm glad this photo is cropped.

# ? Nov 13, 2015 19:47

and the claw won!: Jul 10, 2008

and the true face of contempt:

and the claw won! fucked around with this message at 20:12 on Nov 13, 2015

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the holy poopacy: May 16, 2009; hey! check this out; Fun Shoe

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SPACE HOMOS: Jan 12, 2005

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klapman: Aug 27, 2012; this char is good

Gabriel Pope posted:

lol

# ? Nov 13, 2015 20:47

Yvershek: Nov 15, 2000; and there are no
diamonds in the
mine

I have discovered the secret to pure happiness. It's through channeling Willem Dafoe.

# ? Nov 13, 2015 20:50

olaf2022: Feb 19, 2003; Fun Shoe

Error:"0 face detected"

# ? Nov 13, 2015 20:56

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

See if neutral was left out, it would be like; 50% contempt, 20% disgust 20% sadness, which seems about right.

# ? Nov 13, 2015 21:02

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Squatch Ambassador: Nov 12, 2008; What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?

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