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Nathilus posted:BTW im bi. All the good pussy AND all the good dick is mine. U can root through the leftovers tho i guess. sorry bud i'm afraid you're gonna have to share with me.
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Mental-Rectangle posted:sorry bud i'm afraid you're gonna have to share with me. But i dun wanna. 
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blainestereo posted:I have a little green piece of flannel cloth, i always keep it in my pocket. I use it to clean bits of feces off the tip of my gay penis after I finish making passionate gay buttlove. It's like a cumrag, but for poop. It's a pooprag. I call it Franco. So I guess this could explain Gene Wilder's character in The Producers when he freaks out about his blankie. "MY BLANKIE! MY BLANKIE! I WANT MY SMEGGIE DEAR BLANKIE!"
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Nathilus posted:But i dun wanna. hey if you share... i'll share back if you catch my drift 
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zimboe posted:So I guess this could explain Gene Wilder's character in The Producers when he freaks out about his blankie. please do not trivialize my gay poop-wiping experiences with your frankly inappropriate movie comparisons
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blainestereo posted:please do not trivialize my gay poop-wiping experiences with your frankly inappropriate movie comparisons Heh. You know he's shegay.
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Mental-Rectangle posted:sorry bud i'm afraid you're gonna have to share with me. It's rare, but a guy here or there sure is fun. I mean wouldn't you?
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Nov 13, 2015 21:25
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Have you ever smelled another man's rear end?
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Nathilus posted:But i dun wanna. Gonna have to share with me too. Or fight for the prime tits, vag, dick and rear end. All mine
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How would you feel if I called you a granny fucker? Turns out people don't like being labeled things that oppose their identity. There's nothing wrong with being gay.
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It's only wrong if you're like 9 years old and looking for a sick diss for your nemesis dude. For anyone who has since grown up there's nothing wrong with it dude, suck as many dicks as makes you happy.
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Hey this question has been bothering me for a really long time. Okay, when you jack off, it feels good, right? But as a straight guy, I really don't want a buff handsome dude's hand on my schlong even if it's my hand, I just tolerate it because it's the only way I can get a handjob alone. Does a handjob feel better once you turn gay because you can appreciate getting a hot dude's hand on your dick? (Now I know the PC brigade and political correctness SJW crowd would have you believe that you can't turn gay but that's bullshit. Posting in GBS turns everybody gay eventually, I can tell from all the guys who post "I'm gay" when they didn't used to. Can some of them weigh in on this?)
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Nathilus posted:BTW im bi. All the good pussy AND all the good dick is mine. U can root through the leftovers tho i guess. I feel like the dick cancels out the pussy so you are effectively a virgoon to me
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Nov 13, 2015 22:14
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ha ha a franco good one
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its not bad, but it is kinda gross but whatever floats your boat OP, do yo thang
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Because I went on a spree of homosexual fueled rampages in the 60s, the "Miami city man muncher" is what the media dubbed me and what Charles manson did to the hippies I did to the gays.
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Being gay or having gender dysphoria is not bad or evil, but there is something wrong with you. Everyone has something wrong with them to one extent or another. Every time DNA is copied, there's the potential for an error. I would have died in my teens if not for modern medicine, being gay is nothing compared to that. I would trade my condition for being gay if it were possible, I think it would probably be less hassle. Just accept yourself for who and what you are and have a happy life. You only get the one. Don't gently caress with other people, either. Just be excellent to everyone.
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you can be gay and not be a human being and you can be straight and be a gigantic human being
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Also, gays are no longer suspected of trying to molest straight men now that there is a new generation of tumblr-genders who actually literally are trying to do that.
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CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:Being gay or having gender dysphoria is not bad or evil, but there is something wrong with you. Everyone has something wrong with them to one extent or another. Every time DNA is copied, there's the potential for an error. I would have died in my teens if not for modern medicine, being gay is nothing compared to that. I would trade my condition for being gay if it were possible, I think it would probably be less hassle. did you almost die of aids? it's possible you've been gay the whole time and didnt know.
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Khorne posted:How would you feel if I called you a granny fucker? that's a pretty good point more people should know about this i think they would be less sad about this sort of thing if they thought about it that way
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Mad Monk posted:Do gay guys announce "don't have to poop! Poop hole open for loving!"? yea usually
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merAch posted:Have you ever smelled another man's rear end? Yeah I don't know that I'd recommend it often
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fyodor posted:did you almost die of aids? it's possible you've been gay the whole time and didnt know. I'm not sure. I got really sick one time and went to the hospital but the doctors said I have the diabeetus, which is similar to AIDS in many ways.
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Mostly Cus of aids
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CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:I'm not sure. I got really sick one time and went to the hospital but the doctors said I have the diabeetus, which is similar to AIDS in many ways. Did you grow a big mustache like Wilford Brimley
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One thing I never got is why insecure heterosexuals hate gays so much. I mean, they are guys who don't want to bang women, and therefore are no competition anymore. If you're one of these alpha male retards then gays are like the best thing that can happen, they're not even on the chart.
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Gays incessantly prattle about trite things such as lifestyle and fashion, and their partners rear end in a top hat, which can tend to be annoying after a time. Idunno.
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TEAH SYAG posted:Gays incessantly prattle about trite things such as lifestyle and fashion, and their partners rear end in a top hat, which can tend to be annoying after a time. Idunno.
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/\/\/\ being a boring rear end in a top hat transcends sexuality I guessSon of Rodney posted:One thing I never got is why insecure heterosexuals hate gays so much. I mean, they are guys who don't want to bang women, and therefore are no competition anymore. If you're one of these alpha male retards then gays are like the best thing that can happen, they're not even on the chart. It's probably because of their own thoughts about, and animal urges towards, women to have those thoughts directed at them scares them I guess. Hector Beerlioz posted:Did you grow a big mustache like Wilford Brimley I don't think it's possible for my mustache, were I to let it grow, to even approach the majesty of Wilford's. I know when I'm beat.
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lol if you're not constantly ravaging nubile maidens with your pulsating monolith to male privilege
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ChrisHansen posted:Mostly Cus of aids Excuse me, I believe you mean GRIDS
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My only wish, OP, is that we could all be gay, create robot pregnancy machines, and be one big, badass gay world full of dudes skateboarding, fist fighting, and having hook up encounters, smh (Satan, make it happen)
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ElGroucho posted:My only wish, OP, is that we could all be gay, create robot pregnancy machines, and be one big, badass gay world full of dudes skateboarding, fist fighting, and having hook up encounters, smh (Satan, make it happen)
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Christians believe that our souls are made in a similar way to our bodies. We have to workout our souls in order to make them strong and healthy. If you sit around all day eating junk food and never exercise your body get's fat and unhealthy. You have to do hard work of denying yourself treats and working hard to make your body look and feel great. Our souls also require the workout of denying our own lusts and impulses. If we deny ourselves and live a chaste life then our souls will be healthy. Straight people also have to deny themselves of lust. A straight married man can't go around even just looking at other women with lust or he will hurt his soul with sin. He can't even use his own wife as a mere sex object if he wants his soul to stay healthy. Gay sex is about disordered lust that hurts our souls much the same way junk food hurts our bodies.
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olin posted:Christians believe that our souls are made in a similar way to our bodies. We have to workout our souls in order to make them strong and healthy. If you sit around all day eating junk food and never exercise your body get's fat and unhealthy. You have to do hard work of denying yourself treats and working hard to make your body look and feel great. Our souls also require the workout of denying our own lusts and impulses. If we deny ourselves and live a chaste life then our souls will be healthy. Straight people also have to deny themselves of lust. A straight married man can't go around even just looking at other women with lust or he will hurt his soul with sin. He can't even use his own wife as a mere sex object if he wants his soul to stay healthy.
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