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I went to high school with this idiot and showed him some neato Powershell once or twice. Last time I saw him he waved me down as I was driving past him on the street, he got into my truck and I drove him around for a while as he went on incoherent, drugged out of his mind rants about how he's god and sees the future. Eventually I dumped him on the side of the road and drove away. Randomly a year after that incident he's emailing me again. What should I respond with.quote:Brandon there already almost stealing my idea. imagine it and this is my idea. MOM management of motherbase. Your entire home run by one system and a system that learns and rewrites its code to manage anything and everything on your wireless network just automatically takes Code Priority Override. and that's a term I made up to. I really don't want anyone stealing this idea. I trust you but we should do it man. MOM would be the A in the J.A.G.E.R. Program. Alicia. I got it all figured out. I didn't take programming engineering though I need your help. but yuno I'm a genius too, just as much as you are we can do it man make 5 Virtual Intelligence's and I'm sure it will just evolve into an AI. J.A.R.V.I.S. A.L.I.CIA. G.E.N.E.S.I.S. E.PS.Y.LO.N R.AP.T.OR. 5 uniquely programmed VI's all different but running in perfect sync. I've been putting this together for a while. It makes sense I think we could do it. Brandon the limits are non-existent. couls have each VI operate a different section of day to day life one for homes. one for government. one for millitary. Brandon get a hold of me and this is my idea. and anything like it get ahold of me its bigger then life itself
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send him goatse
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Nov 13, 2015 20:32
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take a picture of your stanky wang and email it to the cops
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Nov 13, 2015 20:36
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did brandon ever call you back
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Nov 13, 2015 20:36
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Methanar posted:
wut
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Nov 13, 2015 20:37
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This sounds like a pretty spectacular idea which I'm going to steal and implement before you can OP 
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Nov 13, 2015 20:38
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Your friend sounds fun as get out. You should go drinking with him. Like really, are youmdoing something more interesting or fun than getting hammered with a crazy dude?
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Nov 13, 2015 20:39
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You should buy a gun, OP, and shoot him if he comes into your house.
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Nov 13, 2015 20:39
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But first can you please give me more details? Specifically concerning the J.A.C.K.O.F.F. AI?
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Nov 13, 2015 20:39
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So, you quit Team Rocket and just abandoned your partner?
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Nov 13, 2015 20:41
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P-P-P-Powerbook! but instead of a fake laptop it's your dick.
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Nov 13, 2015 21:35
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You should suck his dick, IMO
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Nov 13, 2015 21:37
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gently caress Brandon he has the acronyms figured out, not really sure why you're dragging your feet
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Nov 13, 2015 21:47
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buy him an SA account and direct him to GBS say that we are all engineers that you hired to help him
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Nov 13, 2015 21:52
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You should link your old thread or at least the audio upload, for those of you who don't remember this guy let a crazy person in his truck to give him a ride or something, and recorded the whole 20 some minute ride on his cell phone, and the other guy is definitely tweaking out and full blown schizophrenic. I remember I thought it was really funny, but goons being goons didn't feel like listening to the full audio and the thread died. Also the way he's definitely out of his loving mind and always says your name a lot made me read his words like Rick Morty I need these blurrrp Morty I need the mega seeds you uhh don't know what I could do with those seeds Morty
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Nov 13, 2015 21:54
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Publish him as some kind of cyberpunk/beat generation crossover
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Nov 13, 2015 21:56
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Seriously though, what kind of drugs have you been taking?
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Nov 13, 2015 22:03
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extra stout posted:You should link your old thread or at least the audio upload, for those of you who don't remember this guy let a crazy person in his truck to give him a ride or something, and recorded the whole 20 some minute ride on his cell phone, and the other guy is definitely tweaking out and full blown schizophrenic. I remember I thought it was really funny, but goons being goons didn't feel like listening to the full audio and the thread died. I send him a file saying it was a diagram of the hierarchy of the AI. it was actually goatse.
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Nov 13, 2015 22:05
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Kill him, OP. It must be done.
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Nov 13, 2015 22:07
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This Jacket Is Me posted:Your friend sounds fun as get out. You should go drinking with him. Like really, are youmdoing something more interesting or fun than getting hammered with a crazy dude? Why aren't ypu doing this yet?
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Nov 13, 2015 22:23
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That's funny I had a similarly named guy pester me with his drug induced delusional plans for a robotic revolution to take over the world or some stupid poo poo he had come up with. Don't give your kids stupid names, this will happen.
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Nov 13, 2015 22:24
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Tell him that email isn't a safe channel for communication. Tell him to get an SA account so you can sort out the details over pm. Stop being so selfish and look out for the forums Brandon, how do you think lowtax gonna feed his family?
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Nov 13, 2015 22:31
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This really dumb girl who had mutual friends with me but is several years younger than me contacted me once to say that I looked smart and we should build a time machine to help her undo the mistakes of her past. I can never tell if these sorts of people are dumb and just believe in movies or if they're completely schizophrenic. You should try to direct him to a decent mental health practitioner. Or help him build the AI since you'll get a "friend of the family then billion dollar[s]" and who doesn't want to own a human being AND be rich?
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Nov 13, 2015 22:31
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Welcome him to his new online community! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bdd74kLxgGo
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Nov 13, 2015 22:32
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Egg him on and post the results
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Nov 14, 2015 02:33
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City of Tampa posted:buy him an SA account and direct him to GBS this a billion times
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Nov 14, 2015 02:36
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Okay 
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Nov 14, 2015 02:43
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Where does he live that his phone number is only 5 digits?
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Nov 14, 2015 03:05
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Shouldn't have posted here I just stole his idea, I've got the military on the phone and am skyping the government right now they're pretty stoked ty for posting this
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Nov 14, 2015 03:17
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Jager bombs gently caress yea
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Nov 14, 2015 03:20
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lmao your name is brandon
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Nov 14, 2015 03:26
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Wall Balls posted:lmao your name is brandon What's wrong with that?
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Nov 14, 2015 03:58
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im sorry your friend is schizoohrenic op its devastating disease
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Nov 14, 2015 04:04
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Methanar posted:What's wrong with that? It is sort of a weenie name.
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Nov 14, 2015 04:04
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it sounds like he uses the n word a lot and that got autocorrected from "bigger"
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Nov 14, 2015 20:05
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yo what's up bran-dawg
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sucks about your mom op
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Nov 14, 2015 20:17
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Tell him those GBS engineers meet at the local mental health facility as a cover, and if you want to talk to them, you'll need to go through the "initiation" of being committed.
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Nov 14, 2015 22:01
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Actually, op, in the end it turns out the plot twist was you mailed yourself
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Methanar posted:I went to high school with this idiot and showed him some neato Powershell once or twice. Last time I saw him he waved me down as I was driving past him on the street, he got into my truck and I drove him around for a while as he went on incoherent, drugged out of his mind rants about how he's god and sees the future. Eventually I dumped him on the side of the road and drove away. Randomly a year after that incident he's emailing me again. What should I respond with. Is there any chance this happened in orange county? I was chilling at a coffee shop last week, and I bummed a smoke off this dude and he started going off in a similar way. Stuff like he was god (or, every god at one point in his many past lives) and he gave me some business idea about e-cards and said if I did it I had to give some of the money to this guy in jail. He followed me in and kept talking that kinda poo poo, I already had my word processor open so I started taking notes on everything he said. Here is the dropbox: https://www.dropbox.com/s/9ghz58zwsc1it16/rapping%20with%20god?dl=0
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