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Demonachizer posted:

Just bought tickets earlier today to travel to France and Spain in January. I hope they open the borders before then because otherwise it would be super inconvenient for me.

well if the french muslims don't kill you you're still going to die in the war of catalan secession

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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

Apparently the photos of the refugee camp that was on fire was real, but then it wasn't real, but now a dutch reporter says they are real again

man if we're doing a multiple timelines thing i'm out

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BanhMi posted:

a cafe table, with a baguette on it. there is blood splatter on the table.

for sale
bloody baguette
never eaten

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Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Eagles of Death Metal are officially labelled as missing by their management :(

Their facebook says they're fine.

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neato burrito posted:

Band is in a police station, some crew is unaccounted for.

rightyo

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yeah all i'm seeing are discounts on concert tickets

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Tendai posted:

But if I don't I theoretically get to look forward to 72 cocks to suck so if I'm a cocksucker why would I do that???

dude just get grindr, it's way less hassle

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Tendai posted:

I don't think dudes on grindr are looking for women to suck their dicks but maybe I just know weird gays

Oh I didn't realize you were a lady. I thought you were implying that you were a closeted gay muslim dude who was waiting until the afterlife to get what you really want.

carry on then

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Trig Discipline posted:

Oh I didn't realize you were a lady. I thought you were implying that you were a closeted gay muslim dude who was waiting until the afterlife to get what you really want.

carry on then

although now i kinda want to see a movie with this premise

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Blue Raider posted:

to quote a movie they were living in tents cutting each others heads off a hundred years ago and likely will be back to doing that in another hundred. gently caress that part of the world and the people that live there

you'd think that, but france is actually quite nice

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listen if we let them turn kebab against burrito, the terrorists will have truly won

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http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/calais-migrant-camp-on-fire-6830330

quote:

Fire has reportedly broken out at the 'jungle' refugee camp in the port of Calais in the hours following the terror attacks in Paris.

At around 11pm volunteers at the camp began sharing pictures of the blaze on social media.

And soon after an anti-migrant group known as 'The Angry of Calais' posted videos of the inferno on Facebook.

One video appears to show emergency services vehicles arriving at the camp, which houses around around 6,000 migrants - mainly young men from Syria and North Africa.


welp

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Brannock posted:

this was a knocked over candle that set the tent on fire

where'd you get that? I haven't found anything but speculation

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Super.Jesus posted:

Actual quote:
« Nous allons mener le combat et il sera impitoyable. »

Better translation:

''We will lead the fight and it will be pitiless.''


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paris attacks were a false flag by the kkk, calling it now

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well yeah i mean anything that fatty and salty is bound to be p tasty

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LazyDivey posted:

So did a Eagles of Death Metal band member die?

they all died and so did dave grohl

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PowerBeard posted:

How long till Fox News (or other crackpot outlet) shows how the terrorists used Battlefield 3 to train for the attacks, seeing as a good portion was in Paris and the Multiplayer maps as well?

oh so actually it's about ethnics in games journalism

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u2 just cancelled their upcoming paris concert, i guess they thought the city had suffered enough

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Nation posted:

Race warrrr

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIcsk2ZoaTY&t=59s

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EXTREME INSERTION posted:

I read it initially as Queefing Black History

well no that would require some sort of huge pussy making an awful noise wait a second never mind that's fine

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Feranon posted:

uh wow, close this dang thread

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effectual posted:

News saying the terrists used new communication apps to get around internet censors. Did someone use snapchat for something other than dick pics? :wow:

they wrote message on their dicks and then sent pictures

the hard part was staying erect without doing anything haram

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Germstore posted:

lol you think you're educating someone lol

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unicef estimates 350,000 babies born every day so we're going to have to launch a little over 4 babies per second into the sun if we want to really deal with the world's issues that way

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i mean i guess we could just launch them into orbit but then any actual space exploration is going to have to penetrate the dead baby layer before it gets anywhere

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plus there's no way that all of those dead baby orbits are going to be stable so the night sky will be lit with a bunch of tiny flame trails from reentry

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various cheeses posted:

A Dyson sphere of baby skeletons

yeah, good thinking. just wasteful to throw them away. a newborn infant is about three kilos, right? that's a million kilos per day that we could be using to build floating habitats for wealthy white people

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the more i think about the baby habitat idea though, the more i start to wonder whether the tensile strength of a baby is really up to that. there's going to have to be some sort of pre-processing involved because there's no way you can just use them raw

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i'm thinking processing them into some sort of carbon fiber for walls and stuff, and then maybe use that lifegem technology for windows

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Hogge Wild posted:

france has been bombing syria for a while, and the aircraft carrier was already heading there

they lack the capabilities to really gently caress with isis

in theory they could use nukes, or prepare for a real war, but neither of those things are going to happen

at most they're going to send a bit special forces there and ask usa to give them bombs for their bombers

ugh stop posting about this we're trying to establish whether there's life on the sun

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Crazy Ted posted:

Ironic vampires

fuckin' nipsters

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gentrifying the photosphere with their goddamn artisanal hydrogen farms

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Digital Fingers posted:

Whats the time scale on this, btw?

shortly after the army of rome is defeated at dabiq BOOM CALLBACK

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etalian posted:

Actually the French response will be sending hots guys to gently caress their girlfriends and wives when the ISIS guys are off committing jihad.

and they're going to announce it by dropping leaflets over ISIS territory with offensive cartoons and sayings like

GUESS WHO JIHAD SEX WITH YOUR WIFE LAST NIGHT

ALLAHU BACKDOOR

GOD IS GREAT BUT YOUR WIFE WAS EVEN BETTER

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finally this thread is going somewhere

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