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https://translate.google.com/transl...n%2F&edit-text= (translated from danish)quote:For years, doctors and other professionals advised people suffering from depression, to exercise. A simple Google search on the words 'exercise' and 'depression' also leads to countless repetitions of the mantra that physical exercise helps to make the depressed healthy. Turns out the advice you've been doling out on E/N was a waste of time. 
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but people who exercise of their own volition tend not to be depressed if exercise is not the cause of their lack of depression, what other connection could there be  
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Nov 13, 2015 23:21
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so they should stay inside and eat Cheetos in the dark instead, sounds fine to me
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Nov 13, 2015 23:21
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actually, youre wrong OP
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Nov 13, 2015 23:24
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Beef Turret posted:https://translate.google.com/transl...n%2F&edit-text= (translated from danish) You are probably a fat gently caress
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Nov 13, 2015 23:25
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bruvs be4 luvs
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drugs help with depression and exercise is a drug. done! just proved this moron is wrong
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Nov 13, 2015 23:27
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you're right, exercise is useless *is an ugly fat slob*
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Nov 13, 2015 23:28
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all this time spent sadly lifting weights... wasted...
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Nov 13, 2015 23:28
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No you see you have to spend a lot of time doing these repetitive motions over and over until your brain is tricked into thinking your life is good
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Nov 13, 2015 23:42
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exercise fuckin blows
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Nov 13, 2015 23:48
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Exercise in and of itself won't cure depression. It's establishing a routine, slowly working on yourself and spending time thinking about things other than your sad brain that helps. Plus, if you exercise you'll meet people and slowly start coming out of your shell. The whole "exercise helps because of [whatever medical reason] is pretty much just a sham to get idiot sadbrains to get out of bed, stop crying and go do something. If you told these weak idiots that what they need is human contact, a hobby and a break from their weirdo thought patterns they'd never believe you.
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Nov 13, 2015 23:52
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What a biased study. A danish scientist? Of course a scientist who studies food is going to try to make you believe exercise won't help you. He's probably a fatty.
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Nov 13, 2015 23:54
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Nubile Hillock posted:Exercise in and of itself won't cure depression. It's establishing a routine, slowly working on yourself and spending time thinking about things other than your sad brain that helps. Plus, if you exercise you'll meet people and slowly start coming out of your shell. The whole "exercise helps because of [whatever medical reason] is pretty much just a sham to get idiot sadbrains to get out of bed, stop crying and go do something. If you told these weak idiots that what they need is human contact, a hobby and a break from their weirdo thought patterns they'd never believe you. Your brain literally works better if you live a healthy lifestyle. This isn't a loving debate.
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Nov 13, 2015 23:55
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How much do you weigh
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Nov 13, 2015 23:56
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Exercise makws me feel really good about myself OP so that doctor us wrong
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Nov 13, 2015 23:58
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Beef Turret posted:No you see you have to spend a lot of time doing these repetitive motions over and over until your brain is tricked into thinking your life is good Same but for going to work
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Nov 14, 2015 00:01
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Nubile Hillock posted:Exercise in and of itself won't cure depression. It's establishing a routine, slowly working on yourself and spending time thinking about things other than your sad brain that helps. Plus, if you exercise you'll meet people and slowly start coming out of your shell. The whole "exercise helps because of [whatever medical reason] is pretty much just a sham to get idiot sadbrains to get out of bed, stop crying and go do something. If you told these weak idiots that what they need is human contact, a hobby and a break from their weirdo thought patterns they'd never believe you. Yeah really, if you're just sadly shuffling between home and the gym to lift weights three times a day of course it isn't going to help.
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Nov 14, 2015 00:03
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Depression isn't real. The sad brains need 2 pull themselves up bi their bootstraps and go face the world like a real man imo
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Nov 14, 2015 00:03
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quote:They do not come quickly out of the depression, and physical activity does not mitigate the symptoms.
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Nov 14, 2015 00:04
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Vengarr posted:Yeah really, if you're just sadly shuffling between home and the gym to lift weights three times a day of course it isn't going to help. at least you'll be fit and sad which is better than being fat and sad imho, plus you have to be loving DEDICATED to being sad as poo poo to not ever interact with anybody at the gym in a positive way well adjusted gym guy: "hey bro can you spot me?" Goon: 'mneughghhg' *shuffles off to bathroom*
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Nov 14, 2015 00:06
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Nubile Hillock posted:well adjusted gym guy to a disheveled depressed weirdo wearing a soiled purple sweats: "hey bro can you spot me?"
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Nov 14, 2015 00:09
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what if he was the only one in the gym?? when I was a poorly dressed fat goon at the gym I got asked to spot a bro a few times
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Nov 14, 2015 00:11
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Nov 14, 2015 00:12
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Like I'ma listen a Danish person talk about how to cure depression. LOL, good job on not even knowing what sunshine is, you Vitamin D unhaving pale stick people. Chuh. Also, nicotine is really good for depression. Everyone should start smoking or vaping and getting they nic' on and they can toss those xannies in the trash or give them to some high school kids.
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Nov 14, 2015 00:25
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I'd like to see the study rather than some danish newspaper bullshit. Confounding variables and other science poo poo could have led to a type I or type II error depending on the douches hypothesis. Plus, there will have to be multiple studies to add merit to this study. If multiple researchers at multiple universities replicate the study and they too come out with the same answer, then I"ll believe it. Until then I'm gonna keep working out so I can bang hot chicks and be happy. If not, then I'll continue to do it because being fat is stupid.
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Nov 14, 2015 00:33
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I find if I'm bummed out, getting a nice workout session, especially with some cardio, is a great mood lifter
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Nov 14, 2015 00:37
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exersize doesnt cure depression, being hot and having lots of sex does. its a delayed reaction
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Nov 14, 2015 00:37
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CuRvY G0oNeTTe posted:Depression isn't real. The sad brains need 2 pull themselves up bi their bootstraps and go face the world like a real man imo Indeed, depression is all in your head.
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Nov 14, 2015 00:48
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depression is likely an evolved response to stressful living conditions and the only reason it presents psychologically is its conflict with modern society oh and also a lot of things that get called depression are probably other mechanisms both physiological and mental that are poorly understood if at all and anyone with a cure for "depression" should be viewed as skeptically as anyone who claims to have a cure for cancer
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Nov 14, 2015 00:58
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Not surprised, OP. These studies were all carefully fabricated to sell more yoga mats, energy drinks, supplements, and tapout tshirts.
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Nov 14, 2015 01:02
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i think they meant exorcism not exercise the power of christ compels you to just stop being a sad gay okay? a healthy diet combined with exercise while working with your doctor on what anti depressants you need might actually help you with your depression. or try watching your fave anime.
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Nov 14, 2015 01:06
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Suicide remains the most effective cure for depression.
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Nov 14, 2015 01:23
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VectorSigma posted:depression is likely an evolved response to stressful living conditions and the only reason it presents psychologically is its conflict with modern society oh and also a lot of things that get called depression are probably other mechanisms both physiological and mental that are poorly understood if at all and anyone with a cure for "depression" should be viewed as skeptically as anyone who claims to have a cure for cancer Hmm. Agreed.
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Nov 14, 2015 01:29
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Smelly Bohemian posted:Suicide remains the most effective cure for depression. I'll have some of that.
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Nov 14, 2015 01:29
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not exercising makes you stupid and sluggish and ugly, though, which can be contributing factors to a negative self image, which is a big part of many ppls depressions.
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Nov 14, 2015 01:34
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It gets you off your loving fat rear end, though.
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Nov 14, 2015 01:35
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Yeah let me just do this laborious poo poo resulting in my body aching and sweating, gently caress off
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Nov 14, 2015 01:37
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Oh poo poo, next they're going to figure out that swatting your dog with a rolled up magazine actually works and that Pet Island is making retarded poo poo up when they claim that the standard dog-raising method of the last 150,000,000,000 years is bad and wrong
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Nov 14, 2015 01:40
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Ffffuck I guess I'd better go regain all the weight I lost because it clearly did nothing to improve my health and happiness
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Nov 14, 2015 01:41
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i always feel a lot happier during the weeks where i exercise a lot as opposed to when i'm taking it easy and being lazy. think i'm going to keep exercising anyway but thanks for the heads up OP.
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