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in the future you will have an app that controls your boner so you can set it at quarter chub all day just to look big
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ThePriceIsRight posted:in the future you will have an app that controls your boner so you can set it at quarter chub all day just to look big would you have to turn it all the way down when they play the national anthem?
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Nov 14, 2015 22:44
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VikingSkull posted:would you have to turn it all the way down when they play the national anthem? you don't have to as long as you have the paid app you can do whatever you want with your cock
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Nov 14, 2015 22:53
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instead of an engagement or promise ring you give the app to your s/o
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bulges arent penises op but they can be probable penis cause. contact your lawyer before going outside again
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Nov 14, 2015 23:54
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wear a cup, OP
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Nov 15, 2015 00:13
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Popping boners is extremely illegal.
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The Kraken posted:bulges arent penises op but they can be probable penis cause. contact your lawyer before going outside again does my lawyer have to be specifically trained in boner law or what?
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Nov 15, 2015 00:20
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Meowbot posted:I dont want some no good cop to whip out his baton and whack away at your pecker and shout get out of here The cops where you live sound pretty harsh.
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FIRST TIME posted:does my lawyer have to be specifically trained in boner law or what? yes, luckily its really easy to find boner lawyers as they are quite friendly just find your local Manhole establishment and talk to anyone wearing a tie, if hes sweaty that also means hed a real hard worker
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Nov 15, 2015 00:55
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just dont pop boners anywhere near kids and you should be fine tbh
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Nov 15, 2015 01:09
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Kuato posted:My boner is tiny because of my tiny cock, its anecdotes such as this that makes me see that theres some utility to having a micropenis. you cant catch a small fish with a big hook 
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Nov 15, 2015 02:35
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Ahundredbux posted:just dont pop boners anywhere near kids and you should be fine tbh what about when have sex with pragnent wife
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Nov 15, 2015 02:47
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lol look how small it is
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Nov 15, 2015 03:08
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VikingSkull posted:would you have to turn it all the way down when they play the national anthem?
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Nov 15, 2015 03:20
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There was some old guy in England who went to a "naked bike ride" and got arrested for popping wood while everyone else was just flopping. So I guess it does make the difference in some cases but you would really have to try to get busted.
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Nov 15, 2015 03:27
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSPzsV2YN6Q
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Nov 15, 2015 03:29
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All guys should have to wear pants with a clear plastic dome over the crotch. You could get your first pair as an 18th birthday present from your folks. I enjoy looking at limp wieners, but I also like to know how sore my rear end and mouth are gonna be the next day, so the dome should be large enough to display the boner properly. Naturally, uggos would be exempt from this law. In todays rape culture, knowing when men around you have boners would be heralded by the librocrats and lamestream media.
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dick dorkins
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