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So my boss came in today and makes a big scene saying such-and-such person is "A-1" priority (which he just made up on the spot -thats not even a thing) and tell the whole team he wants all city surveillance cams routed through our room to find the guy and a full work-up on the guy's past. He stats rattling off ridiculous stuff he wants yelling out meaningless garbage like he wants to know the target's 2nd grade gym teacher (everyone here knows he doesn't know the first thing about tracking a person down from stuff like that). So he walks by my desk and Alt-F4s my browser window while hes talking as if he would even know if I'm doing work-related stuff and slaps a paper map on the wall that we thought he had put up there a long time ago as a novelty or decoration and tells us he wants all the location data up there. I don't even know what hes asking for about that last bit. Thumb tacks I guess? Color coded thumb tacks and maybe post-its? If you have ever wanted to see the quintessential manager that did not communicate with his staff or know how to manage in any respect you should meet this guy. gently caress. Sorry about the venting. Any of you guys have to put up with stuff like this?
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i dunno op i scream at videogames for a living so
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funny you say that op just last week my boss came in today and makes a big scene saying such-and-such person is "A-1" priority (which he just made up on the spot -thats not even a thing) and tell the whole team he wants all city surveillance cams routed through our room to find the guy and a full work-up on the guy's past. He stats rattling off ridiculous stuff he wants yelling out meaningless garbage like he wants to know the target's 2nd grade gym teacher (everyone here knows he doesn't know the first thing about tracking a person down from stuff like that). So he walks by my desk and Alt-F4s my browser window while hes talking as if he would even know if I'm doing work-related stuff and slaps a paper map on the wall that we thought he had put up there a long time ago as a novelty or decoration and tells us he wants all the location data up there.
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Nov 14, 2015 06:54
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I'm 007's fluffer.
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Helical Nightmares posted:I'm 007's fluffer.
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Nov 14, 2015 06:56
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Putty posted:i dunno op i scream at videogames for a living so you can't even make a gold thread in let's play, how do make a living out of it?
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Nov 14, 2015 06:56
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My boss slapped a big wad of papers on my desk and its a whole dossier trying to nail some kind of spinnoff group of the gamefaqs lulinks 'eti'
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Nov 14, 2015 06:57
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GOONS IN INTELLIGENCE BUSINESS HEH
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Nov 14, 2015 06:57
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i was surveillance at a casino, i usually just focused on really hot slutty chicks and prostitutes.
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Nov 14, 2015 06:58
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Brandon? Is that you?
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Nov 14, 2015 06:59
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i heard that people constantly poo poo themselves at casinos is it true
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Nov 14, 2015 07:00
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do you guys have a Pam at your office? Pam is my favorite character, she's so funny!
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Nov 14, 2015 07:00
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Putty posted:i heard that people constantly poo poo themselves at casinos is it true shut up you moron
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Nov 14, 2015 07:00
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i know how to crack an office 2010 excel password if that what u mean op 
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Nov 14, 2015 07:00
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wait so what industry do you actually work in, op?
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Weird, my boss came in today and makes a big scene saying such-and-such person is "A-1" priority (which he just made up on the spot -thats not even a thing) and tell the whole team he wants all city surveillance cams routed through our room to find the guy and a full work-up on the guy's past. He stats rattling off ridiculous stuff he wants yelling out meaningless garbage like he wants to know the target's 2nd grade gym teacher (everyone here knows he doesn't know the first thing about tracking a person down from stuff like that). So he walks by my desk and Alt-F4s my browser window while hes talking as if he would even know if I'm doing work-related stuff and slaps a paper map on the wall that we thought he had put up there a long time ago as a novelty or decoration and tells us he wants all the location data up there. I don't even know what hes asking for about that last bit. Thumb tacks I guess
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Nov 14, 2015 07:03
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please raise your hand if you have defecated your bushiness pants while gambling at a casino, let's find out the truth once and for all
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Nov 14, 2015 07:04
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Aralan posted:Weird, my boss came in today and makes a big scene saying such-and-such person is "A-1" priority (which he just made up on the spot -thats not even a thing) and tell the whole team he wants all city surveillance cams routed through our room to find the guy and a full work-up on the guy's past. He stats rattling off ridiculous stuff he wants yelling out meaningless garbage like he wants to know the target's 2nd grade gym teacher (everyone here knows he doesn't know the first thing about tracking a person down from stuff like that). Id like to hear more about this. Will the OP approve this poster or should they make a new thread?
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Nov 14, 2015 07:04
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mdm posted:do you guys have a Pam at your office? Pam is my favorite character, she's so funny!
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Putty posted:please raise your hand if you have defecated your bushiness pants while gambling at a casino, let's find out the truth once and for all Putty. you suck and no one likes you. Stop posting
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Nov 14, 2015 07:05
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thumb tax *winx*
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Nov 14, 2015 07:05
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Putty posted:i heard that people constantly poo poo themselves at casinos is it true Actually I find that most people in casinos excrete by crying blood while playing baccarat.
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Nov 14, 2015 07:15
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im nsa
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Nov 14, 2015 07:17
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Helical Nightmares posted:Actually I find that most people in casinos excrete by crying blood while playing baccarat. please do not quote putty
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Nov 14, 2015 07:21
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im nasa
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Helical Nightmares posted:im nasa *hi*
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Nov 14, 2015 07:32
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YEAH ABSOLUTELY LEMME TELL YOU ABOUT ALL THE poo poo THE NSA SPECIFICALLY TOLD ME NOT TO TELL ANYONE ABOUT WHY HELLO BLACK HELICOPTERS AND MEN IN BLACK HOW ARE YOU *arrested*
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Nov 14, 2015 07:32
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Helical Nightmares posted:im nasa im drunk
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Nov 14, 2015 07:33
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Helical Nightmares posted:im nasa  Hey lets hang out tomorrow. We'll hit the flea market and try to find you a new slide rule.
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Holy poo poo! This morning I show up to work and before I even get a coffee my boss comes in and makes a big scene saying such-and-such person is "A-1" priority (which he just made up on the spot -thats not even a thing) and tells the whole team he wants all city surveillance cams routed through our room to find the guy and a full work-up on the guy's past. He starts rattling off ridiculous stuff he wants yelling out meaningless garbage like he wants to know the target's 2nd grade gym teacher (everyone here knows he doesn't know the first thing about tracking a person down from stuff like that). So he walks by my desk and Alt-F4s my browser window while hes talking as if he would even know if I'm doing work-related stuff and slaps a paper map on the wall that we thought he had put up there a long time ago as a novelty or decoration and tells us he wants all the location data up there.
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Nov 14, 2015 07:55
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Wow lots of intelligence workers itt. Can i learn from you
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Nov 14, 2015 07:58
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I want to be 'the brains of the operation'
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Nov 14, 2015 07:59
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EWqTym2cQU
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Nov 14, 2015 08:04
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Isaac posted:I want to be 'the brains of the operation'
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Nov 14, 2015 08:17
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gary oldmans diary posted:im gonna ask you point-blank: do you have what it takes? No.
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Nov 14, 2015 08:21
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I bet every other applicant says yes.
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Nov 14, 2015 08:22
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I get it now, OP is talking in riddles. Which is typical for the industry. His boss came in still drunk from the night before and made a pass at him He was invited to dinner at a steak restaurant. Where said boss wants to get to know him. Followed by a night of vigorous (gym teacher) homosexual sex. He indicted that he wanted the encounter to be videotaped so he could analyze it later and go over performance issues. Ect He seemed to be in higher spirits when he exited than when he entered
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Nov 14, 2015 08:23
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your sense of honesty was the real test all along theres no substitute for it if your handshake is as strong as your words welcome aboard
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Nov 14, 2015 08:26
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Somehow this thread was bookmarked without my consent 
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Last time I talked about this openly helicopters were flying over my house at weird hours and programmed chat-bots left vague, threatening messages on my phone for months
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