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Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
My sister is sick and she asked me to feed her goats. Im going to do it. I have to put a few buckets of food and chaff i their feeders its raining at the moment so i might have another spliffo.


Post any requests you have before i go to feed the goats.

Ie I could take a pic of me flipping a goat the rude finger.

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Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer
Are they cute goats or big piss-covered male goats?

Take pictures if they're cool non-piss-covered goats.

You can be giving them whatever rude gesture you prefer. Maybe base it on the origin of the goat breed.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
mail me a goat

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Tendai posted:

Are they cute goats or big piss-covered male goats?

Take pictures if they're cool non-piss-covered goats.

You can be giving them whatever rude gesture you prefer. Maybe base it on the origin of the goat breed.

They are very nice looking toggenburgs. Its only 1 mummy and 3 kids atm. Perfect goats to tale picture of

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

proof of concept posted:

mail me a goat

I think this wont work in practise

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Okay my spliff is done. My idea so far is to pet the goats

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer

Isaac posted:

They are very nice looking toggenburgs. Its only 1 mummy and 3 kids atm. Perfect goats to tale picture of
Okay so google says those are Swiss goats. Learn a rude Swiss gesture and make it at them and take a picture.

Take many pictures.

EDIT man I'd like to get high and pet a goat too :saddowns:

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Tendai posted:

Are they cute goats or big piss-covered male goats?

Take pictures if they're cool non-piss-covered goats.

What .... what is this business about piss covered goats. :ohdear:

stinkypete
Nov 27, 2007
wow

I suggest you sing a tune to the goats and see if they respond! Also how many goats?

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer

Flesh Forge posted:

What .... what is this business about piss covered goats. :ohdear:
The goat/farm threads in TFR and PI made me learn that male goats totally just piss all over themselves to attract ladies

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
Well my horizons have been broadened, thanks.

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

Isaac posted:

Okay my spliff is done. My idea so far is to pet the goats

I second this idea. Report back with results.

stinkypete
Nov 27, 2007
wow

I would still feed them after giving them a pet. They are looking up to you.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe






a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
put the blind chicken on the goat, put the goat on your back and walk thru town asking people for money

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

A misanthrope posted:

put the blind chicken on the goat, put the goat on your back and walk thru town asking people for money

I meant to take a photo of the chicken for the chicken thread but forgot. Might do it later.

autism ZX spectrum
Feb 8, 2007

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
hell yeah goats rule

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Isaac posted:

I meant to take a photo of the chicken for the chicken thread but forgot. Might do it later.

do it do it do it

put a hat on the chicken maybe or a gold chain

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

A misanthrope posted:

do it do it do it

put a hat on the chicken maybe or a gold chain

I dont remember if i posted this already but pecky becky had a bow and a bell for 2 days but she didnt appreciate how stylish it was and kept trying to get it off.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Isaac posted:

I dont remember if i posted this already but pecky becky had a bow and a bell for 2 days but she didnt appreciate how stylish it was and kept trying to get it off.

i didnt see it but thats outstanding

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!
There appears to be an aborted monkey fetus in the foreground there.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

The Dregs posted:

There appears to be an aborted monkey fetus in the foreground there.

I think its goat poo poo

autism ZX spectrum
Feb 8, 2007

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe

Isaac posted:

pecky becky

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
Did you ever give them oats?

By this I mean regular dried rolled oats, like Quaker Oats.

My ex gf had goats and would give them oats occasionally as a treat.

They would go completely insane for it. If the goats were not tied up or restrained, she would actually be unable to put the dish down for them; their heads were attracted to the bowl of oats like a strong electromagnet. And this was with only two female goats.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



feed the goats

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Maldoror posted:

Did you ever give them oats?

By this I mean regular dried rolled oats, like Quaker Oats.

My ex gf had goats and would give them oats occasionally as a treat.

They would go completely insane for it. If the goats were not tied up or restrained, she would actually be unable to put the dish down for them; their heads were attracted to the bowl of oats like a strong electromagnet. And this was with only two female goats.

Goats are normally like that. They can climb trees to eat poo poo it kind of defies physics.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
I could make a photo where pecky becky is standing on a goat as a cute photo but you have to understand both animals will be loving hating it.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

what the hecks with your life man, these threads make it sound cool

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Isaac posted:

I think this wont work in practise

you just have to make sure to put enough postage on the envelope

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

a hole-y ghost posted:

what the hecks with your life man, these threads make it sound cool

It is

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

proof of concept posted:

you just have to make sure to put enough postage on the envelope

Until i have this worked out you need to consider things. Imagine a goat in your orchard every day. Now come back to me in a month and tell me you want a goat.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
it's been a month I want a goat

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

proof of concept posted:

it's been a month I want a goat

Im not selling to some cowboy with a devil may care attitude to their orchard

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

proof of concept posted:

mail me a goat

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Isaac posted:

Im not selling to some cowboy with a devil may care attitude to their orchard

you're not selling, I'm adopting a fun happy goat that I will feed and pet and love and make happy and let it play with an exercise ball like so:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mu31o9zzHQs

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
maybe you should clean up that goat poo poo, make things nice for those baby goats so they don't step in their own poo poo

they'll do it, I've seen it

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Groups of goat kids are like little human kids. They work out games together and keep playing it till theyre tuckered out.

When they are tiny one might climb in a feed trough and they go round in order taking turns at jumping in.

Later they find bigger stuff like a fork in a tree and tàke turns leaping up to it with out falling.

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer
Those are good goats and I'm happy I looked at them before I went to bed.

A+ goat work

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
please mail me at least two goats so that they can be friends and play games with each other and not get lonely like one goat might get without any goat friends around to jump on stuff with

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Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

proof of concept posted:

please mail me at least two goats so that they can be friends and play games with each other and not get lonely like one goat might get without any goat friends around to jump on stuff with

I need a pic of what you got protecting your vegetables

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