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I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

So that one chicken is blind?

Also, good goats. Thanks for sharing.

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Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

I.C. posted:

So that one chicken is blind?

Also, good goats. Thanks for sharing.

90 percent blind im p sure

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
did you help birth the kids op?

what was it like? how did the placenta smell?

BRB pooping
Apr 17, 2008
Cool goats, i like em

Do goats make sounds when you pet them?

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

what do you say to the goat when you pet it?

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009
I'm betting "good goat." Possibly "hey buddy."

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

nomadologique posted:

did you help birth the kids op?

what was it like? how did the placenta smell?

No i didnt. One got a bullet in the head like 2 minutes after being born which was pretty brutal.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

BRB pooping posted:

Cool goats, i like em

Do goats make sounds when you pet them?
Goats like most livestock only have noises for 'hungry' or 'concerned'. Used to have a buck that headbutted me w his horns when i patted him i dont know if it was affectionate or not.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Helical Nightmares posted:

I'm betting "good goat." Possibly "hey buddy."

Close. I usually say 'hey goat'

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
is your name actually isaac op

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
What state do you live in, how much land do you need for a goat.

the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice
This is a good thread


Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

spud posted:

What state do you live in, how much land do you need for a goat.

The smaller breeds will do fine in an average suburban yard but they may not be allowed as pets in your area and they can be noisy and destructive. You also really need to plan on getting at least two and bottle feeding them for a while. Males can become quite aggressive as they mature.

There are a poo poo ton of kids for sale in NSW at the moment, but true miniature breeds are rare here so expect them to grow to at least large dog size.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Jose posted:

is your name actually isaac op

The idea of a gbs goon knowing me irl is terrifying. But yes.

Bunmo
Jul 9, 2009

Grape
Soda
Banked
Hey sup Isaac goat haver. You seem super cool! Is a Wolf Goat Fish Man welcome in this thread? I am friend to all living creatures. Even the tasty ones! That being said goats are better used for clean garbage disposal, companionship, and milk. :3:

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
can any of those goats cast spells?

the one in the back left looks like he might have some magical powers

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Do you use your goats to scare the trolls on the something awful.com forums?

I understand they have powefs against trolls.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

King of Bees posted:

Do you use your goats to scare the trolls on the something awful.com forums?

I understand they have powefs against trolls.

I never thought about it till now but noone has trolled me since my goat thread

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
:siren: ive just received word that pecky becky has laid an egg :siren:

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Bunmo posted:

Hey sup Isaac goat haver. You seem super cool! Is a Wolf Goat Fish Man welcome in this thread? I am friend to all living creatures. Even the tasty ones! That being said goats are better used for clean garbage disposal, companionship, and milk. :3:

Im not quite sure what goatfishman is but they are welcome.

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal
Are these the kind of goats that faint? Those are funny goats, I like watching them fall down (as long as they get back up.)

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

wanna pet them guard goats

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Son of Rodney posted:

wanna pet them guard goats

Theyre real suckers for belly rubs

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Isaac posted:

:siren: ive just received word that pecky becky has laid an egg :siren:

goats do not lay eggs

Bunmo
Jul 9, 2009

Grape
Soda
Banked

nomadologique posted:

goats do not lay eggs

They do if a rooster fucks them. Some kind of... mythical creature.

A Goatatrice maybe?

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

VendaGoat posted:

Ask your mother

VendaGoat is back! :coffeepal:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Three-Phase posted:

VendaGoat is back! :coffeepal:

:)

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Yup, try and not make a big deal about it.
:beerpal:

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Isaac posted:

I never thought about it till now but noone has trolled me since my goat thread

The power of goat-see.

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer
We need some more goat pictures up in here

Goat goons post your goats

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
uh wtf OP you ignored my post

can your goats cast spells?

please answer

Demora
Aug 13, 2004

It wouldn't be the Enterprise without a Sulu at the helm

Isaac posted:

I never thought about it till now but noone has trolled me since my goat thread

Goats bring goons together.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
if the OP can't answer this question then he's exposed as a fraud, any goat owner can answer it easily...

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
why would raining affect your decision to, as you put it, "spliffo"?

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
was expecting goatse.

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer

mdm posted:

why would raining affect your decision to, as you put it, "spliffo"?
Because you can't light things if rain is falling on you???

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Luvcow posted:

if the OP can't answer this question then he's exposed as a fraud, any goat owner can answer it easily...

Sorry -yes

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

mdm posted:

why would raining affect your decision to, as you put it, "spliffo"?

Smoke it and hope it stops raining by the time its done

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
My parents have a goat named Pimptarius.

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OhsH
Jan 12, 2008

Isaac posted:

:siren: ive just received word that pecky becky has laid an egg :siren:

Pecky becky better stop followin u and eatin cig butts and become a good mom

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