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i used to really enjoy eating flaming hot cheetos but now i cant be bothered to eat them at all, i just dont have the will or desire to pick them up and purchase them at the convenience store anymore even tho in my youth i ate upwards of one bag of flaming hot cheetos a day, 2 if they were the flaming hot limon flavor which are great. i would get the red dust in the keyboard crevices and just not care because duster exists and also red hot flaming hot delicious rear end cheetos were worth it. but i just dont do it anymore. no desire to. wtf.
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Nov 14, 2015 19:37
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so OP is another Jon pop rereg?
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Nov 14, 2015 19:38
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Giraffe posted:Yes but yours truly has found a loophole: only pursue bizarre-looking uggos. Supply and demand tips right back in my favor. Checkmate. pussy is pussy, right?
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Nov 14, 2015 19:40
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like im visualizing eating a flaming hot cheeto right now and im just numb to it no excess salivation, no rumbling in my tummy, my food arousal isn't piqued AT ALL. im dead inside.
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Nov 14, 2015 19:40
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Karl L posted:But are you gay? I think we both know the answer to this question.
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Nov 14, 2015 19:42
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bruvs be4 luvs
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sometimes in bad threads i like to slip in a thread of my own that's not fully realized or developed so if yall wanna jump in on the flaming hot cheetos talk that's fine. i also have another idea for a thread ive been cooking up but all i've got is a punchline: "something something cucker spaniel" anybody want to do some brainstorming on that one i feel like it could be solid gold in the right hands
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Nov 14, 2015 19:42
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wiffle ball bat posted:2 if they were the flaming hot limon flavor which are great.
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Nov 14, 2015 19:54
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:What the hell is all this crap? OP took the red pill.
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Nov 14, 2015 19:56
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Ivor Biggun posted:OP took the red pill. 
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Nov 14, 2015 19:58
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CuRvY G0oNeTTe posted:Motivate each other to lift more...to keep adding value to your life. Good advice, OP.
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Nov 14, 2015 20:01
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One time i got reward sex from a girl true story
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Nov 14, 2015 20:08
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What would happen if men started to take birth control pills ? Would you turn into a lady from all the estrogen ? Could this be a guerrilla trans technique ?
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Nov 14, 2015 20:14
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girls are rats
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Nov 14, 2015 20:19
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The OP thinks he's the greatest man alive : Tom Leykis.
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Nov 14, 2015 20:36
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"guys shed your feminist influence, it's ruining society. only after you realize everyone else is living totally wrong will you be free" *never gets laid ever*
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Nov 14, 2015 20:42
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this is a funny medicine joke
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Nov 14, 2015 20:42
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wait is this a jon pop thread or not
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Nov 14, 2015 20:43
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lol if you wouldnt gently caress a dude who looks like a really hot girl u are probably gay
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Nov 14, 2015 20:44
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OP you can be nice to girls without acting like their servant. They wrote a song about it. https://youtu.be/IEYrNg3MpZg
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Nov 14, 2015 20:50
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GeneX posted:wait is this a jon pop thread or not No, the timing isn't right, and Jon Pop doesn't have the understanding of actual human behavior to pull a troll this subtle I mean, this isn't a subtle troll, it is loud and obvious, but it's streets beyond what Jon Pop is capable of This is some recently-banned GBS posting superstar's troll gimmick account pretending to be one of the usual fake "I'M A GIRL BTW" posters that the usual crowd of mega-sad nerds here flock around. To sum up: Jon Pop - New account has not yet revealed itself, but will only write in autistic block paragraphs GBS tards - fall in love with any I'M A GIRL posters more believable than this one GBS I'M A GIRL posters - 100% masquerading fat guys jerking it This account - some boring twadge like Dad Gay with an attention craving in pathological overdrive
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Nov 14, 2015 21:11
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im sexy and should not be failing this hard
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Nov 14, 2015 21:13
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Tujague posted:No, the timing isn't right, and Jon Pop doesn't have the understanding of actual human behavior to pull a troll this subtle We have a Jon Pop Profiler on staff now
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Nov 14, 2015 21:15
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The few kinds of annoying internet tards left on here aren't super hard to figure out, and I already did a sudoku over coffee this morning
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Nov 14, 2015 21:19
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Nov 14, 2015 21:20
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GeneX posted:wait is this a jon pop thread or not jon pop procreates by laying jon pop eggs in unsuspecting posters, turning them into him
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Nov 14, 2015 21:22
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CuRvY G0oNeTTe posted:All of the things women take for granted were the result of men and their labor (has anyone else wondered why giving birth is called going into labor?). I expected an explanation to follow of how men can take credit for childbirth, too, but then you stopped right here.  Don't disappoint!
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Nov 14, 2015 21:23
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Putty posted:jon pop procreates by laying jon pop eggs in unsuspecting posters, turning them into him Jesus Christ how horrifying
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Nov 14, 2015 21:23
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Tujague posted:No, the timing isn't right, and Jon Pop doesn't have the understanding of actual human behavior to pull a troll this subtle I'm glad we have you as our gbs detective to put posters in their place
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Nov 14, 2015 22:02
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im a complex internet tard that defies easy categorization so back off
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Nov 14, 2015 22:23
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WHO BRINGS A WATER MELON INTO THE CLUB
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Nov 14, 2015 22:25
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Meowbot posted:WHO BRINGS A WATER MELON INTO THE CLUB you just dont understand how baller that spoon was
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Nov 14, 2015 22:27
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in my opinion you should be nice to everyone, not because they are people you want to have sex with but because you're not a lovely person despite what many people are under the delusion of, most people are attracted to people who are not lovely and who do pleasant things for people if they decide that makes you The One then great! good for you. if they do not, you still did a nice thing for them! you should feel good, because doing nice things for people is good and i would argue the primary reason we as a species have things like cars and houses and are not just glorified orangutans
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Nov 14, 2015 22:28
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Ahundredbux posted:you just dont understand how baller that spoon was I didnt read the rest of the story when I hadp osted this, WHOA things got a little wacky after the water melon I hope that person is dead tbh gently caress him and all the words he made me read
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Nov 14, 2015 22:30
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Gyra_Solune posted:in my opinion you should be nice to everyone, not because they are people you want to have sex with but because you're not a lovely person lol if you do anything without having ulterior motives
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Nov 14, 2015 22:31
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Are you guys trying to say you don't meticulously plan every detail of every possible social interaction and then when things don't follow a rote script you got from the internet you break down and do something spergy like eat a melon in a club? My last two relationships failed because I ran out of things to talk about after I used up all the lines I knew.
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Nov 14, 2015 22:36
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[b][/bgirls are rats]]
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Nov 14, 2015 22:37
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does 'i don't want me being a shitheel to cause people to view me as a shitheel so i gain a modicum of at least basic respect and dignity so i don't spend the rest of my life as a miserable crabby dirtbag' count as an ulterior motive i mean it kind of is, in a way but then you run into that argument of how being the most charitable and pleasant motherfucker there ever was who devotes their lives to making people happy is still selfish because doing nice things for them makes you happy which is just lol i think you're missing the point there
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Meowbot posted:WHO BRINGS A WATER MELON INTO THE CLUB you just don't know how to peacock, bruh
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