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Applewhite posted:Have you thought of melting the snow with acid, OP?
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Maybe just do acid then flamethrower your driveway
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Nov 15, 2015 06:08
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Pay a kid so they can learn the value of a dollar and the joy of a job well done op
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Nov 15, 2015 06:25
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I think the amount of energy it takes to melt snow is so high that your flamethrower would go through an impractical amount of fuel.
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Nov 15, 2015 06:35
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This is what you actually want, op: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWzGjN3Ueho
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Nov 15, 2015 06:44
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Aralan posted:Maybe just do acid then flamethrower your driveway I did acid once and me and my friends little sisters boyfriend filled a shopping cart with newspaper and lit it on fire and pushed it around. Maybe some kind of setup like this?
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Nov 15, 2015 07:21
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A pulse jet would probably work. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5ceYtR22Ww
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Nov 15, 2015 07:31
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http://fmobserver.com/fargo-man-arrested-for-clearing-snow-with-flamethrower/quote:Fargo, ND – Local resident Todd Fox has been detained for “reckless endangerment” and “illegal use of high-powered fire-breathing weaponry” for attacking snow with his flamethrower. Fox reportedly became so fed up with the week-long blowing snow epidemic in his area that he decided to KILL IT WITH FIRE.
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Nov 15, 2015 07:36
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quote:did not possess the willpower necessary to move “four billion tons of white bull poo poo.”
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Nov 15, 2015 07:40
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Just get one of these for $35: and do this:  Heres the home depot link for a $50 one. http://www.homedepot.com/p/Lincoln-Electric-Inferno-Propane-Torch-Kit-KH825-01/100341111 This review: This tool has many uses but the one I use this for is melting ice around the house. No more chipping with an axe, shovel or dumping harmful salt on the walkway or driveway to clear built up ice and snow. Very fast, safe and easy. This tool has many safety features that other similiar ones do not. A great buy. drat I might buy one myself, MN winters are a bitch. JB50 fucked around with this message at 07:54 on Nov 15, 2015 |
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Nov 15, 2015 07:47
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just make your driveway out of fire
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Nov 15, 2015 07:50
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Bruce Kison posted:just get out and shovel, you could use the exercise you're gonna die man http://www.science20.com/news_articles/why_does_shoveling_snow_increase_risk_of_heart_attacks-152786
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Nov 15, 2015 07:55
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I have foregone buying a flamethrower for the same reason I have not gotten a motorcycle. I desire both of them so much, but I know my impulsive, irresponsible self cannot be trusted with either.
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Nov 15, 2015 07:57
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My neighbor has some ugly dying bushes that he just refuses to cut down and well I know what I'm asking for this Christmas
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Nov 15, 2015 07:57
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I'm going to set my bush on fire
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Nov 15, 2015 07:58
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:I'm going to set my bush on fire nice post/name combo
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Nov 15, 2015 08:09
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VendaGoat posted:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flamethrower#Private_ownership Yeah, I always thought flame throwers were amazingly legal. God bless America 
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Nov 16, 2015 01:57
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I recommend spreading a line of gasoline on the sidewalk and setting it on fire with a match. Don't worry, only the gasoline parts will burn and it's much cheaper than even the $50 flame thrower.
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Nov 16, 2015 02:07
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in a weird twist of events i've decided to get a flame thrower
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Nov 16, 2015 02:37
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Hell yeah let me know how it goes.
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Nov 16, 2015 02:54
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JB50 posted:This tool has many uses but the one I use this for is melting ice around the house. No more chipping with an axe, lmao what the gently caress is wrong with you if you've ever even once tried to use a fine edged steel tool to break up ice from asphalt
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Nov 16, 2015 02:54
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Volume posted:Hell yeah let me know how it goes. will do, i'm going to wait until winter is more underway. I was going to get a new snowblower this year, but meh for 50 bucks
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Nov 16, 2015 02:58
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extra stout posted:lmao what the gently caress is wrong with you if you've ever even once tried to use a fine edged steel tool to break up ice from asphalt 
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Nov 16, 2015 03:14
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extra stout posted:lmao what the gently caress is wrong with you if you've ever even once tried to use a fine edged steel tool to break up ice from asphalt What the gently caress do I use if Lowe's doesn't sell anything called an "ice breaker" or "ice shovel" or something? All I have is a "snow shovel" and it clearly doesn't work for ice.
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Nov 16, 2015 03:35
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I had a serious weed problem and my friend went to cal ranch supply and bough a flamethrower propane kind of thing and we burned all the weeds
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Nov 16, 2015 04:53
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call an airstrike to take care of the ice buildup in your gutters
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Nov 16, 2015 05:05
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Meowbot posted:I had a serious weed problem and my friend went to cal ranch supply and bough a flamethrower propane kind of thing and we burned all the weeds This post was funnier when I thought it was about marijuana addiction.
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Nov 16, 2015 05:31
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Applewhite posted:Have you thought of melting the snow with acid, OP? Ive definitely melted the walls with acid before
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Nov 16, 2015 06:19
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Baba Ganoush posted:I tried pouring hot buckets of water on a wooden deck to melt a layer of snow so i wouldn't have to shovel.
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Nov 16, 2015 06:26
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Buy a bunch of giant tarps, stake one side of them down, and while snowing go out about every 20-30 minutes pull them up by the loose end and slide the snow down to the staked down side.
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Nov 16, 2015 07:49
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satanic splash-back posted:What the gently caress do I use if Lowe's doesn't sell anything called an "ice breaker" or "ice shovel" or something? All I have is a "snow shovel" and it clearly doesn't work for ice. I dont know about breaking snow but a non sharp axe with a heavy head is called a blockbuster Its a sledgehammer with a tapered edge. Good for splitting dry wood.
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Nov 16, 2015 09:42
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BigBadSteve posted:So what was the result? I also want to kno whow this mistake was so huge
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Nov 16, 2015 09:55
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just eat the snow you fat piece of poo poo gently caress YOU
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Nov 16, 2015 09:58
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What, are flamethrowers not officially "guns"? I expected better from you, America.
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Nov 16, 2015 10:15
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JB50 posted:Just get one of these for $35: Yeah get this. Shoveling in the cold would probably make your goony heart explode.
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Nov 16, 2015 12:26
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you shouldnt buy one because that device comes with a 100% guarantee you will light yourself on fire and inadvertently roast off that sweet plumped rear end you've spent 3 decades culturing.
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Nov 16, 2015 12:52
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Killed a Girl in 96 posted:you shouldnt buy one because that device comes with a 100% guarantee you will light yourself on fire and inadvertently roast off that sweet plumped rear end you've spent 3 decades culturing. thats why he should do it and it will be funny
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Nov 16, 2015 13:29
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basic physics you dumb dumb
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Nov 16, 2015 13:39
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Just shoot the snow with your gun, using a flame thrower seems a little excessive.
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Elman posted:What, are flamethrowers not officially "guns"? I expected better from you, America. I'm told you can't just shoot your gun in your lawn for no reason either, despite castle doctrine, WTF???
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