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if their mothers died they would make a mummy, if their dads died it was called a dummy. true fact!
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monkey posted:How do you fill a stone with water? I think you are confusing this with Archimedes bathtub. You measure volume by filling a tub to the brim and measuring how much water gets displaced when you drop a thing in. This is clear evidence that Euclid was in fact an alien, since only aliens had access to bathtubs big enough to drop a pyramid in, ie. flying saucers. This guy gets it
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Son of Rodney posted:if their mothers died they would make a mummy, if their dads died it was called a dummy. true fact!  
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Nov 16, 2015 19:59
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Moridin920 posted:I feel like literally all ruling families were incestuous. The current queen of England is married to her cousin.
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Nov 16, 2015 20:12
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jBrereton posted:Yeah but to be fair modern Arabic does this too. Easier to do when your primary vowel is HHHHHRRRRRRRGGGGHGHHGHHTTTTT
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Nov 16, 2015 21:53
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Sheep-Goats posted:Easier to do when your primary vowel is the sound of an overseer's whip cracking against your leathery back ftfy
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Nov 16, 2015 21:56
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the first page of this thread loving sucks I stopped reading
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cthulusnewzulubbq posted:the first page of this thread loving sucks I stopped reading me too. really makes posting a lot easier.
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Nov 16, 2015 22:14
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FreudianSlippers posted:The current queen of England is married to her cousin. The Sapa Inca had to marry his closest female relative in this order, sister, mother, aunt, 1st cousin and so on. The Inca King therefore was sometimes a motherfucker.
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Nov 16, 2015 22:21
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KiteAuraan posted:The Sapa Inca had to marry his closest female relative in this order, sister, mother, aunt, 1st cousin and so on. The Inca King therefore was sometimes a motherfucker. so cool
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Nov 16, 2015 22:22
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KiteAuraan posted:The Sapa Inca had to marry his closest female relative in this order, sister, mother, aunt, 1st cousin and so on. The Inca King therefore was sometimes a motherfucker. The Incas did pretty well for themselves though so obviously incest is good.
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Nov 16, 2015 22:55
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At the time, Ancient Egyptians were classified as featherless bipeds.
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Nov 16, 2015 23:00
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What means it, ftfy? gently caress The Fastest Yak? Why? The slow ones are easier to catch.
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Nov 16, 2015 23:03
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At first there were two egypts an upper and a lower one but then someone noticed and changed the signs and theres just the one now.
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Nov 16, 2015 23:26
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the river went running by and when the cartographer came chasing after it, the equator just said "uhh it went thataway"
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Nov 16, 2015 23:42
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The original plan for the pyramids was actually to make two continent-spanning threads of them across the continent so all of Africa looked like a shark eating Nigeria.
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Nov 16, 2015 23:49
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the egyptians had a sun god called kephri, who was thought to be a dung beetle! thus, the sun is the metaphorical dung ball that the beetlegod rolled around the sky! also, that dung ball is where the earth has been born from! So the entire world came from a giant dumg ball, according to the ancient egypts! woah!
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Son of Rodney posted:the egyptians had a sun god called kephri, who was thought to be a dung beetle! thus, the sun is the metaphorical dung ball that the beetlegod rolled around the sky! also, that dung ball is where the earth has been born from! So the entire world came from a giant dumg ball, according to the ancient egypts! woah! and that camel's name was albert einstein
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nomadologique posted:and that camel's name was albert einstein "Whats this act called?" "The aristocrats!" 
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the ancient egyptians were bustas
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the guy credited with first unifying the upper and lower kingdoms of egypt was carried off to his death by a crocodile 
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that's another thing, I realize the nile flows north but ASSHOLES stop calling the south part 'upper egypt' and the north bit 'lower egypt' okay because when I look at it on a map one is clearly on top of the other. dumbshit egyptians
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LegoPirateNinja posted:you'll want to spit on your fingers first
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Moridin920 posted:that's another thing, I realize the nile flows north but ASSHOLES stop calling the south part 'upper egypt' and the north bit 'lower egypt' okay because when I look at it on a map one is clearly on top of the other. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVX-PrBRtTY
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remember when the hyksos came with scythe chariots and egyptians just got loving wrecked like the scrubs they are? lol maybe should have built some walls with all that stone instead of useless sky towers
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Nov 17, 2015 01:17
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just the two ofus making castles in the sky just like the two of us you and i
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They were no match for the sea peoples I'll tell you THAT LOOOOL
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They couldn't use the internet
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Big Beef City posted:They were no match for the sea peoples I'll tell you THAT LOOOOL What were sea peoples? that is even a question the ancient egyptians seemed puzzled about
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I assume they were mer-men and they attacked by rising out of the seas riding dolphins and other large sea animals large enough to feasibly support a mer-man sized object. Probably they could use magic.
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that would be pretty confusing to me tbh
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i mean i'm w the ancient egyptians on this one, all things considered
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eggyptians were hardline right-wing hyper-religious desert--living motehrfuckers with a big fat class divide to the point that all the time the poors didn't spend farming, they spent under the whip of their God Masters. So its like Arizona rofl
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KiteAuraan posted:The Sapa Inca had to marry his closest female relative in this order, sister, mother, aunt, 1st cousin and so on. The Inca King therefore was sometimes a motherfucker. Incest isn't some instant mutant generator that's guaranteed to spawn loving Goro the moment you cum in your sister. It takes time, and patience, since most of the time the babies come out pretty normal. FreudianSlippers posted:The Incas did pretty well for themselves though so obviously incest is good. DISCLAIMER: don't do incest, it'sa no good
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nomadologique posted:What were sea peoples? that is even a question the ancient egyptians seemed puzzled about They were apparently badass enough to help bring about the Late Bronze Age collapse.
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paco650 posted:Incest isn't some instant mutant generator that's guaranteed to spawn loving Goro the moment you cum in your sister. It takes time, and patience, since most of the time the babies come out pretty normal. How many times do I have to cum in my sister until I create a Mutaro?
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nomadologique posted:What were sea peoples? that is even a question the ancient egyptians seemed puzzled about the egyptians and the hittites knew who they were and we know who most of them were and some of them didnt even come from the sea necessarily. but with the disruption of the trade routes and empires that existed what u got was a shitload of tribal confederations that moved around the eastern med looking for other places and some of them would ally with the enemies of the few still existing nations at the time (like egypt) to try to score some loot. which is how u get early achaeans and tribes from the south of italy teaming up with libyan tribes attacking egypt from the west and north, u got others from the levant (one which would eventually become the philistines), there were even sudanese raiding from the south im not really sure why historians just call them sea ppls other than bc its complicated and if u dont give a gently caress about the history of the time knowing who the individual tribes were doesnt really matter
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phasmid posted:How many times do I have to cum in my sister until I create a Mutaro? Two-legged or four-legged version?
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nomadologique posted:What were sea peoples? that is even a question the ancient egyptians seemed puzzled about Lovecraftian fish-men.
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FreudianSlippers posted:The Incas did pretty well for themselves though so obviously incest is good. didnt they only last like 500 years? my dads house is older than that and he hasnt to my best knoweldge ever had sex
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