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Ronnie
May 13, 2009

Just in case.
We haven't seen them since the 90s is it because you can't market junk food to kids anymore?

They were so diverse: They had the cool techno kid I think was named V.D. The black kid, the girl, the cripple and dog.

Ok maybe best they don't come back.

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Obligatory Handle
Feb 27, 2004

by Lowtax
The black kid is in jail.

Obligatory Handle
Feb 27, 2004

by Lowtax
Society failed him.

LookieLoo
Feb 10, 2011

Wasn't the cripple called 'Wheels'?

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
The black BK kid killed 'Wheels' for being a crip

Ronnie
May 13, 2009

Just in case.
All the kids parents were divorced and that's why the hung out at BK.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
The black BK kid sold 'wheels' the acid that built up in his spine, melting his neurons leaving him unable to walk

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Obligatory Handle
Feb 27, 2004

by Lowtax
I/Q joined ISIS and was killed when used as a human decoy.

tumblr.txt
Jan 11, 2015

by zen death robot
wait

Hungry Jacks is called Burger King in the USA?

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!

How the fart did JD outlive Wheels?

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:

The nostalgia in this pic is overwhelming to the point where I can taste Burger King, and I barely remember the BK Kids Club.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

All I can remember about it is that it used to be in Teenage Mutatn Ninja Turtles comics

I Said No
May 21, 2007

jesus dude ur gonna kill someone with that av
kid video grew up
he is now adult video

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

I Said No posted:

kid video grew up
he is now adult video

Very nice

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
And then he plied his trade for a while until the sandwich business came knocking with sponsorship. He'll be back to 'kid vid' in no time.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
that kid has loving vr glasses hell yeah

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
"wheels" lmfao

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

LMAO, that'll do pig, that'll do.

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
I sometimes have sex with shopping carts. I hope this helps.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i can imagine it now.. a candlelit affair, moonlight wheelings on the beach... a final, tender smooch to the handle

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
WHAT THE gently caress BOOK IS IN IQ'S BAG?

ENC? What could that possibly be

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Suckin dick for some mf hamburgers nowadays.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Bust Rodd posted:

WHAT THE gently caress BOOK IS IN IQ'S BAG?

ENC? What could that possibly be

ENCONOMICS idiot

Smelly Bohemian
Aug 20, 2015

by Lowtax
Sleeper cell activated in failed Mall of America bombing, 2003. Currently suspended from the ceilings of adjacent Gitmo cages.

Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

Brinkmanship

Bust Rodd posted:

WHAT THE gently caress BOOK IS IN IQ'S BAG?

ENC? What could that possibly be

"ENCYCLOPEDIA".

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

lol

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

Enchiridion

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Valhalla as they died an honorable death in the burger wars

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

that dog is old as gently caress and i hate it

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
They were fired after trying to unionize

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
The blonde girl is named Snapr? In my day snapper was a euphemism for vag.

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
Jaws: never stopped growing, died at 33 walking into an overhanging power line.
Boomer: took a blade to the face after pioneering short-lived "ice roller derby" league
Lingo: shipped out to Afghanistan, went off the reservation and served as a foot soldier for local opium warlord
Snaps: tries to literally become April O'Neil, involuntarily committed after stealing several pet store terrapins and crawling into a sewer tunnel
I/Q: jumped off a bridge after unsuccessfully attempting to transition
Wheels: revealed to have been faking it after publishing a schmaltzy disability memoir, writes even schmaltzier memoir of being a fraud
Kid Vid: still wears that fukken goggles/backwards hat combo, even at his friends' funerals
J.D.: pooped in Kid Vid's hat

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

criscodisco posted:

The blonde girl is named Snapr? In my day snapper was a euphemism for vag.

Your day was in the 90s, which is why she's named Snapr

Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone
Way to forget the Asian.

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!

Nckdictator posted:

Way to forget the Asian.

He's too busy building railroads to pose for these BK pr photos

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Nckdictator posted:

Way to forget the Asian.

J.D. is Asian

Ronnie
May 13, 2009

Just in case.
Looks like being a Planeteer didn't work out for Jaws. "Let our whoppers combine!"

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Nckdictator posted:

Way to forget the Asian.

incapable of getting fat

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