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break up with them in advance
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Nov 16, 2015 21:03
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make them a mix tape with a bunch of obscure ethnomusicana
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nomadologique posted:make them a mix tape with a bunch of obscure ethnomusicana I like the idea of using a mix tape to politely declie to hang out because its thoughtful and everybody loves music but what are some songs that would be good on it
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Nov 16, 2015 21:06
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a bay posted:I like the idea of using a mix tape to politely declie to hang out because its thoughtful and everybody loves music but what are some songs that would be good on it Taylor Swift and Lily Allen
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Nov 16, 2015 21:08
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say you "made them a mix tape" but then it is just yankee hotel foxtrot in order
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Nov 16, 2015 21:13
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"Sorry, I don't date vapid whores like yourself"
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Nov 16, 2015 21:16
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ask her to "hang out" at the local vapestation and then never pass her the hookah
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Nov 16, 2015 21:16
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"Sorry I don't date until I've hosed and I don't want to gently caress you"
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Nov 16, 2015 21:16
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make "eye contact" but instead of looking at her look at a point a thousand miles behind her head
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Nov 16, 2015 21:16
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a bay posted:Lets say there is someone who wants to spend some time with you one on one and it is obvious that their intentions are to date you and probably to have sex with you as well. But the problem is, you just arent "feeling it". How do you let them know you are not into it in a way that will hurt their feelings as little as possible "I don't see things with us progressing in a romantic way, but I'd like to remain friends." Or just drop the old, "You're like my sister!" line over, and over.
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Nov 16, 2015 21:19
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a bay posted:I like the idea of using a mix tape to politely declie to hang out because its thoughtful and everybody loves music but what are some songs that would be good on it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzZP4hKZjDg
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Nov 16, 2015 21:27
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tell her that you have a song that will convey all of your feelings for her, and then link her 4'33"
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Nov 16, 2015 21:27
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LadyAmbien posted:"I don't see things with us progressing in a romantic way, but I'd like to remain friends." Or just drop the old, "You're like my sister!" line over, and over. what if she's a secret incester?
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Nov 16, 2015 21:40
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TRY THIS, when you "meet up" ask her why she didn't email you her term paper in advance so you could look it over before your office hours, in fact you're really not going to be of any help to her now because you're going to spend 3/4 of the available time looking over it and that's only briefly really, you won't be able to give her a good thorough response and what is the point now anyway? then get up and walk away tiredly
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Nov 16, 2015 21:41
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a bay posted:How do I ghost killing yourself usually works
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Nov 16, 2015 23:19
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a bay posted:How do I ghost Don't do this its a lovely thing to do
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Nov 16, 2015 23:59
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yea getting nothing is worse than "no gently caress off", so op if you're too chickenshit to be up front and honest, definitely pick saying "no gently caress off" before ghosting
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Nov 17, 2015 00:01
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can't count the number of jobs i have quit just to get away from a succubus
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Nov 17, 2015 00:01
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You should go out with him OP, he's a really nice guy once you get to know em.
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Nov 17, 2015 00:09
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like sands in an hourglass, these are the baes of our lives
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Nov 17, 2015 10:28
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Just tell them you aren't interested. So what if they are hurt a bit. There's nothing wrong with being hurt. It provides some contrast.
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Nov 17, 2015 10:50
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you grind your dick with a cheese grater and send pictures with a  emoji they will get the idea
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Nov 17, 2015 10:52
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OP are you a man or a woamn if you are a woman you should probably get some nunchucks if you are a man just gently caress already loving whore
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Nov 17, 2015 11:39
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ask jon pop for advice because no one will ever want to date him
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Nov 17, 2015 11:45
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Serious Frolicking posted:ask jon pop for advice because no one will ever want to date him what if he pays them money?
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Nov 17, 2015 16:26
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huskarl_marx posted:yea getting nothing is worse than "no gently caress off", so op if you're too chickenshit to be up front and honest, definitely pick saying "no gently caress off" before ghosting lol that's not how it works at all
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Nov 17, 2015 16:46
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just say no and then ask them if they want to do a quickie in that nearby bathroom
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Nov 17, 2015 16:55
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Tell them that you'll be busy hanging yourself and then tie a noose in front of them.
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Nov 17, 2015 17:07
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"ehhhh sorry look slike i have suicide attempt pencilled in at 2, and tbh, that's a prewtty firm appt"
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Nov 17, 2015 17:13
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klapman posted:tell her that you have a song that will convey all of your feelings for her, and then link her 4'33" That's just cruel
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Nov 17, 2015 17:25
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shake her hand that is a thing acquaintances do but not lovers so she will get the hint
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Nov 17, 2015 19:39
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tell her you made a thread asking how to politely decline her invitation to hang out (aka date)
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Nov 17, 2015 19:47
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be yourself
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Nov 17, 2015 20:15
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I've just been saying "yes", although this doesn't seem particularly effective. What am I doing wrong, goons?
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Nov 17, 2015 20:32
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Just say no thanks? This is a thread?
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Nov 18, 2015 23:10
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Sorry I like to communicate with people on a level deeper than the Tim the tool man grunts
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Nov 18, 2015 23:13
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a bay posted:Sorry I like to communicate with people on a level deeper than the Tim the tool man grunts Good, then just say "No thanks."
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Nov 18, 2015 23:15
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Machai posted:Good, then just say "No thanks." I just did only in a moe tactful way
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I have heard of saying no thanks before and I have done so as well, and I would like to thank everybody who suggested it, but Im not going to just say that. Maybe I will have to say something to this person again, or I just like to be nice for basically no reason. Either way I think that anyone here who ends up in this situation could benefit from the famous imagination and social graces of Gbs instead of what you think Ron Swansen or whatever would say
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