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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012



Baby Sloths are cute as hell and only matched by Slow Loris'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1mAGQAw3Oc Baby sloth bathtime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRJlj8bkx4c Baby sloth gets pajamas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2O0H_t-7Pk Fat baby sloth Toby

Talk about sloths in this thread (not OP's mom lol)

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

how do i get a job as a sloth bather

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

how havent they gone extinct

they're so useless

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I'm pretty sure that sloths have ironically gone the easy route and have become so cute that humans will take care of them without any effort on their part

I mean check out that third video, they're trying to get Toby to exercise but he's like gently caress THAT I WANT BACK ON EM TITS

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

ThePriceIsRight posted:

how havent they gone extinct

they're so useless
apparently they can forget to digest and die of starvation that way

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Sloth is one of the 7 deadly sins, Prof.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Sloth is one of the 7 deadly sins, Prof.

Yeah but so's your face Beerlioz

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Much of GBS is the equivalent of sloths and haven't gone extinct either. Really makes you think.

Karl L
Nov 9, 2015

I spent money on an image and a few lines of text.
They're so drat cute! Ferrets are pretty cute too.

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


ThePriceIsRight posted:

how havent they gone extinct

they're so useless

they live in tree and vulner able to predator only when they descend to poop

Flynn Taggart
Jun 14, 2006

Finally a gbs thread I can get behind

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax

Karl L posted:

They're so drat cute! Ferrets are pretty cute too.

I agree but somebody here said they make you bipolar

Happy Hedonist
Jan 18, 2009


Who bathes the baby sloths in the wild?!

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Happy Hedonist posted:

Who bathes the baby sloths in the wild?!
wild sloth bathers

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Flynn Taggart posted:

Finally a gbs thread I can get behind

It's part of my latest kick towards feel good threads

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

I wanna smoke some weed and chill in a hammock with some sloths

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

That would be the chillest poo poo to do as a multi billionaire

My beer, my bud, my babe, and my collection of sloths

Relin
Oct 6, 2002

You have been a most worthy adversary, but in every game, there are winners and there are losers. And as you know, in this game, losers get robotizicized!
i think sloths are creepy, but also cute. and if you want a real worthless animal, look no further than koalas. they fall to their deaths, solely rely on eucalyptus, teeth wear down and they starve, they dehydrate easily, the live in the high (hotter) branches of their trees which are very flammable, and they can also bite and scratch the poo poo out of you

feller
Jul 5, 2006


bump

HENGRY BUNG
Jan 15, 2015


:eyepop:

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot

Happy Hedonist posted:

Who bathes the baby sloths in the wild?!

a clean sloth is an unhealthy sloth actually, I understand their lifecycle evolved around being so slow that your fur grows moss which attract tasty insects?


i do know that sloths in the field are green and covered in moths

P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IakX6UfCrfc

P-Mack fucked around with this message at 04:32 on Nov 18, 2015

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
Is this an ironic reddit thread? Okay let me have a go!

Hey everyone my opinion matters please upvote and give me dubloons thanks!

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

Jukeboxblues posted:

Is this an ironic reddit thread? Okay let me have a go!

Hey everyone my opinion matters please upvote and give me dubloons thanks!

I hope you get squished by a steamroller.

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

BigBoss posted:

I hope you get squished by a steamroller.

DOWNVOTED

please don't wish violence on me it hurts my feelings

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

Relin posted:

i think sloths are creepy, but also cute. and if you want a real worthless animal, look no further than koalas. they fall to their deaths, solely rely on eucalyptus, teeth wear down and they starve, they dehydrate easily, the live in the high (hotter) branches of their trees which are very flammable, and they can also bite and scratch the poo poo out of you

Also something like 85-90% of Koalas have chlamydia too! It's kind of a threat to the species.

(Sloths are pretty cute.)

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

Best Giraffe posted:

they live in tree and vulner able to predator only when they descend to poop

And predators really are not interested in attacking something while it's pooping. Icky!

Karl L
Nov 9, 2015

I spent money on an image and a few lines of text.

a bay posted:

I agree but somebody here said they make you bipolar

That sounds really sketch.

Blizzy_Cow
Feb 27, 2006
When one burns one's bridges, what a wonderful fire it makes
Are modern sloths descended from giants sloths thay didnt look so cute or have they always been current size?

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

symbolic posted:

how do i get a job as a sloth bather

ill pm you my number

naem
May 29, 2011

Blizzy_Cow posted:

Are modern sloths descended from giants sloths thay didnt look so cute or have they always been current size?

Can we make new gmo giant sloths again

R.S. Gumby
Jul 26, 2007

Utterly useless.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5jw3T3Jy70

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

why climb down to poop? Let loose from your perch idiot.

Philosopher King
Oct 25, 2006

symbolic posted:

how do i get a job as a sloth bather

enter shower scrub self.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Sloths look like they'd be super deadly and disembowel you if they were fast. Thank god they're slow chill mother fuckers.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Jukeboxblues posted:

Is this an ironic reddit thread? Okay let me have a go!

Hey everyone my opinion matters please upvote and give me dubloons thanks!

This is just a chill place to hangout and talk about sloths dude :confused:

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
i would like a sloth please

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

Professor Shark posted:

This is just a chill place to hangout and talk about sloths dude :confused:

oh ok sorry

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
what a coincidence, the sloth just happens to be my spirit animal. They call me, Sloth About Town.

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bef
Mar 2, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

Jenkem Delivery posted:

I wanna smoke some weed and chill in a hammock with some sloths

This is the endgame

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