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Lowtax and I watched a Lifetime movie last night about John Ritter poisoning both his ex-wife, and current wife with a supplement called Selenium. Rich has been talking about it most of the day, and now, in what I can only assume is a precursor to him trying to off me in a near undetectable way, he's trying to warm me to the idea of what it's benefits are and is loudly yelling about them from the other room. When did you first figure out your partner was trying to kill you?  
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someone has to die if these forums are going to live
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Nov 17, 2015 02:47
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Baba Ganoush posted:someone has to die if these forums are going to live It's Dad gay.
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Nov 17, 2015 02:50
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These forums are fueled by dead people.
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Nov 17, 2015 02:52
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I bet pre-murder sex is awesome
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Nov 17, 2015 02:53
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Im dead, so what
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Nov 17, 2015 02:54
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I figured it out the third time my girlfriend accidentally pushed me down the basement stairs... I thought I was just clumsy!!
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Nov 17, 2015 02:55
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My significant other would probably kill herself before she thought to kill me, honestly.
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Nov 17, 2015 02:55
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Jokes on you, I don't have a SO and no one loves me.
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Nov 17, 2015 02:55
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LadyAmbien posted:
The strapon from SEVEN was a clue.
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Captain Yossarian posted:I figured it out the third time my girlfriend accidentally pushed me down the basement stairs... I thought I was just clumsy!! You must have strong bones!
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Nov 17, 2015 02:56
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Woke up to her standing over me with my shotgun. Joikes on her it's fake. I just keep it for robbers and stuff
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Nov 17, 2015 02:58
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There was a Law and Order where the dad from 10 Things I Hate About You killed his wife and they didn't catch him, but they got him when he came back for a different episode later after killing wife number two. That's the kind of spouse I want to be: the kind who just loves killing.
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Nov 17, 2015 03:00
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this is your chance to seize power will you fight?
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Nov 17, 2015 03:13
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Moridin920 posted:this is your chance to seize power Eeeeeeehhhh,...I'm pretty tired.
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Nov 17, 2015 03:34
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Just now when you brought it up actually. This is startling new information.
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i dont know if its when she asked me to raise my life insurance, or when i found her copy of "How to Get Away with Murdering your Husband (5th edition), but when she started sharpening knives and buying lye, plastic wrap, and found a large industrial waste barrell in the garage, i knew something was up
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Nov 17, 2015 03:49
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LadyAmbien posted:Eeeeeeehhhh,...I'm pretty tired. A wild Lowtax appears!!!
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LadyAmbien posted:Lowtax and I watched a Lifetime movie last night about John Ritter poisoning both his ex-wife, and current wife with a supplement called Selenium. Rich has been talking about it most of the day, and now, in what I can only assume is a precursor to him trying to off me in a near undetectable way, he's trying to warm me to the idea of what it's benefits are and is loudly yelling about them from the other room.
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Nov 17, 2015 03:50
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Lowtax could buy a Mercedes with Jon Pop money alone
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Nov 17, 2015 03:51
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Windows 98 posted:Lowtax could buy a Mercedes with Jon Pop money alone
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a hole-y ghost posted:Given his track record I think that getting embroiled in dubious health fads probably does NOT mean he's trying to kill you. He might start talking about being able to drive a Mercedes if he just makes ten more sales, though. 
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Nov 17, 2015 03:58
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I never did. Ghost posting is good.
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Tiberius Thyben posted:It's Dad gay. You take that back you horrible coward. this post was bad and not good
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He DOES have that painting of James Woods that he hangs up...
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Nov 17, 2015 04:36
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Right after I killed her I found her diary, then I knew
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Nov 17, 2015 04:38
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Flesh Forge posted:Right after I killed her I found her diary, then I knew
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Nov 17, 2015 04:42
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You should definitely murder lowtax, OP.
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Admiral_eX_laX posted:I bet pre-murder sex is awesome wrong fucko, it's post murder sex that is awesome
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My shiftless fuckin boyfriend is too lazy to kill me I'm like come on dude I'm 30 and these ovaries aren't going to slip polonium to themselves
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Nov 17, 2015 05:05
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I wish I had a SO to plot my death 
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Nov 17, 2015 05:06
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I thought according to the movies poisoning is what women do and stabbing is what men do.
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Nov 17, 2015 05:07
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Windows 98 posted:Lowtax could buy a Mercedes with Jon Pop money alone Lowtax blew the wad on ambien and a fictional bride so "the walrus" can cleanly cleave the remaining portions of his personality to increase reregs arguing with electronic ghosts.
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Champenema posted:Lowtax blew the wad on ambien and a fictional bride so "the walrus" can cleanly cleave the remaining portions of his personality to increase reregs arguing with electronic ghosts.
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Nov 17, 2015 05:13
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She bought all of these steel drums of lye to "make pretzels" but Oktoberfest was weeks ago.
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Nov 17, 2015 05:15
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I realized my gf was trying to off me when we took a bunch of ecstasy together in my apartment, then proceeded to dance around nude. Bitch wouldn't let me stop dancing. Neither did my legs. When did you realize your limbs were secretly plotting your murder?
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Nov 17, 2015 05:45
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Tiberius Thyben posted:It's Dad gay. i am pretty sure he has died for these forums about 5 times now, it explains his brain damage
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just wait until he orders it same day shipping fro m amazon!
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It was just around the time I heard a blood curdling scream and saw my wife charging at me with a rather large knife that I realized something was afoot.
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Nosam0819 posted:I wish I had a SO to plot my death
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