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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



The Texans are tied for first place in the AFC South.

Washington is half a game back in the NFC East.

The Vikings are a game up on the Packers.

The Chargers, Ravens and Cowboys are drafting in the top five.

The Patriots lo...

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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Not a perfect world, but close enough.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Popy
Feb 19, 2008

Please get your poo poo together Green Bay, and murder the Vikings. I need this.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Tonight was the best night to be a Texans fan in like 3 years

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
N: Yep, Hoyer's got a concussion.

V: :( Well, time to hire a backup for Yates.

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

The bills are going to "smack" the patriots

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

CaptainYesterday posted:

N: Yep, Hoyer's got a concussion.

V: :( Well, time to hire a backup for Yates.

Can't get Keenum back

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Schedule with my hype lines:

TNF: Titans @ Jaguars - The fight to be the team mentioned after the *snicker* when talking about the AFC South race

1pm Games:
Rams @ Ravens - A titanic battle of a team that hates passing and a team that can't pass
Jets @ Texans - A road test for the Jets to see if they really want to be the other wildcard team.
Colts @ Falcons - Who wants it less?
Cowboys @ Dolphins - Romo's back motherfuckers, it's go time.
Raiders @ Lions - As the Raiders try to escape the pit, the Lions try to claw them back down.
Buccaneers @ Eagles - The race to 10 turnovers?
Washington @ Panthers - The game where a team that just shithoused the Saints D goes and gets it pushed back in by the Panthers.
Broncos @ Bears - Cutler's revenge

4pm:
Chiefs @ Chargers - The fight to usurp the Broncos???

4:30:
Packers @ Vikings - Minnesota, where dreams go to die.
49ers @ Seahawks - Neither offense will score a point.

SNF: Bengals @ Cardinals - Please be the all out war this game should by all rights be.

MNF: Bills @ Patriots - Please hammer don't hurt 'em.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

The Jets are going to disembowel the Texans holy crap

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Intruder posted:

The Jets are going to disembowel the Texans holy crap

And all we need is the Falcons and Jaguars to win and we'll have a 3 way tie for the AFC South crown.

Also Mariota played the Saints D last week and put up:

28/39, 370 yards, 4 TD's, 0 Ints.

then he played the Panthers on Sunday:

16/24, 185 yards, 0 TD's, 1 int, and had 2 fumbles.

Kick Cousins just put up:

20/25, 325 yards, 4 TD's, 0 Ints

... Probably time to sell high on Cousins if that's a thing in Fantasy.

Kalli fucked around with this message at 06:06 on Nov 17, 2015

Elotana
Dec 12, 2003

and i'm putting it all on the goddamn expense account

CaptainYesterday posted:

N: Yep, Hoyer's got a concussion.

V: :( Well, time to hire a backup for Yates.
True American Ricky Stanzi was on the practice squad last year.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Don't have a picture to post but Yates is listed as the Owner on the Bengals wiki page

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Kalli posted:

And all we need is the Falcons and Jaguars to win and we'll have a 3 way tie for the AFC South crown.

Titans win this week and next, Jags win next week, Houston and Indy lose the next 2 and have a 4 way tie is what we should root for imo

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you
The Bengals are trash

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
Non-Fraud teams
Patriots
Panthers
Cardinals
Vikings
Steelers

Fraud teams
Seahawks
Packers
Broncos
Saints
Jets
Bengals
Falcons

Okay teams
Raiders
Bills
Rams
Bears
Giants

poo poo
Everyone else

American Hero
TJ Yates

BrownThunder
Oct 26, 2005

EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever

Nodoze posted:

The Bengals are trash

Within 24 hours they will be back to posting about the Steelers nonstop since they have no reason to post about Andy Dalton

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

BrownThunder posted:

Within 24 hours they will be back to posting about the Steelers nonstop since they have no reason to post about Andy Dalton

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Febreeze posted:

Non-Fraud teams
Patriots
Panthers
Cardinals
Vikings
Steelers

Fraud teams
Seahawks
Packers
Broncos
Saints
Jets
Bengals
Falcons

Okay teams
Raiders
Bills
Rams
Bears
Giants

poo poo
Everyone else

American Hero
TJ Yates

Vikings lost to the 49ers, Cards lost to St louis.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Jay Cutler rules.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

BrownThunder posted:

Within 24 hours they will be back to posting about the Steelers nonstop since they have no reason to post about Andy Dalton

BrownThunder posted:

Bengals posters coming for that Seahawks Crown in every thread

BrownThunder posted:

Is this the secret Toxx thread? Because if the Bengals win the Super Bowl I will drink 1.5L of my own piss. Also the Browns will finish with a better record than the Ravens. Nevermore

BrownThunder posted:

Not really, they're skipping the years of tentative smugness won through playoff victories and going straight into dunk attempts while somehow "forgetting" the loss to TJ Yates

BrownThunder posted:

No one has ever been salty about the Cincinnati Bengals football team.

BrownThunder posted:

Disaster of a game. gently caress the Bengals still tho

"Andy Dalton." - Pot, to kettle.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Kalli posted:

The Texans are tied for first place in the AFC South.


that can't be true


*looks up standings*


oh my god it's true.


i love you afc south. never improve.


AKMoose posted:

This got me curious, so I did some quick research--only two NFL teams currently have a longer streak since having a QB go all 16 games. Can you guess who? (Spoiled for brain-teaser potential).

The runner-up is the Kansas City Chiefs (not since Trent Green in the 2005 season), and, to no one's surprise, the current leader is the Cleveland Browns (not since the Tim Couch era of 2001.

also bringing this post over from week 10 because it is a good bit of trivia. only 3 more seasons and we can set a new record (assuming the qb for that team plays every game)!

i hope he does so we can see parm's reaction :allears:

axeil fucked around with this message at 06:35 on Nov 17, 2015

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you
I hope the Jags win the AFC South

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Nodoze posted:

I hope the Jags win the AFC South

i hope it's a 4-way tie at 6-10 and it's decided by the earth finally swallowing us all up and ending what it started.



or by a field goal kicking competition. something fun.

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



BlindSite posted:

Vikings lost to the 49ers, Cards lost to St louis.

I refuse to believe in that game. The Vikings went 4-2 in the preseason, and gave ourselves one loss in solidarity to our Lions bros so that they might beat the Packers.

On a side note Vikings will probably be favored at home and are gonna go up 2 games on GB. :getin:

BrownThunder
Oct 26, 2005

EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever

Spoeank posted:

"Andy Dalton." - Pot, to kettle.

Yeah but I didn't spend $10

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
andy dalton you big nerd that was the weakest burn imaginable and you're being a doofus

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

axeil posted:

i hope it's a 4-way tie at 6-10 and it's decided by the earth finally swallowing us all up and ending what it started.



or by a field goal kicking competition. something fun.

I'm all for this

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

BlindSite posted:

Vikings lost to the 49ers, Cards lost to St louis.

49ers loss is sort of inexplicable but since it was week 1 when teams are still figuring poo poo out I can safely dismiss it as a bad day

Jeff Fisher is like a weird divisional nightmare who always brings his team against divisional opponents


TubeStank posted:

andy dalton you big nerd that was the weakest burn imaginable and you're being a doofus



Lol Andy Dalton managed to respond to the lamest boy scout zinger possible and come out looking worse

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

TubeStank posted:

andy dalton you big nerd that was the weakest burn imaginable and you're being a doofus



I feel like meeting JJ Watt with disingenuous sincerity is the best burn, honestly.

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

I feel like if I was a fan of an undefeated team I'd rather my team get defeated early enough to work out their flaws BEFORE the playoffs than lose in the playoffs first, or lose right at the end of the regular season from sitting starters or whatever

like that's what the Colts did that one year, they sat starters before they lost a game and then they got clowned in the playoffs

The 7th Guest fucked around with this message at 07:01 on Nov 17, 2015

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
JJ is awfully happy to be on a team with a losing record.


Beat the Cards and the Steelers and I'll take another couple losses to the rest.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Eifert Posting posted:

JJ is awfully happy to be on a team with a losing record.


Beat the Cards and the Steelers and I'll take another couple losses to the rest.

He's happy to win what a surprise

Sorry for your loss

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Probably Magic posted:

I feel like meeting JJ Watt with disingenuous sincerity is the best burn, honestly.

Yeah that was a very JJ Watt thing to say

Marin Karin
Jul 29, 2011

What are you, compared to my magnificence?
celebrating a win against an undefeated team is stupid, i agree. i also thought it was dumb when the lions celebrated after winning in lambeau. uhhh, you guys are still 2-7??

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Dalton getting mad at jj's corny joke is icing on the cake

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
Notice a pattern in the people getting mad this week? That's right, they were all losers. It's almost like losing isn't a happy feeling...

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Ty1990
Apr 22, 2011

gently caress Andy Dalton and JJ Watt jesus.


Nice win for Houston tonight though.

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