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 Wet beds, wet pants, poos in pants Think you have tried everything? We provide advice, support and management for children, adolescents and parents for: • Bedwetting (noctural enuresis) • Day wetting (diurnal enuresis) • Soiling (faecal incontinence) • Constipation • Toilet fears and phobias The facts about bedwetting: • One in ten children up to the age of ten are still wetting the bed. • Many parents are concerned and frustrated as to where to go next and parents and children NEED to know the facts. • Children learn to understand that their brain can control their bladder. The Facts about our Program: • 90% become dry. • The KEY is a positive, caring treatment program. • Children are encouraged to take responsibility and gain control, understanding that dryness can be achieved by his or her efforts. Problem: Need more information about bedwetting? SOLUTION: How to Stop Bed Wetting – become the boss of the bladder book Problem: Persistent and continual bedwetting? SOLUTION: Boss of the Bladder Recording Problem: Child is a deep sleeper and will not wake? or Disillusioned with bell and pad alarms and medication? SOLUTION: Dr Jan’s special secret strategy Discuss your Bed Wetting strategies with me, A Bed Wetter. 
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Nov 17, 2015 16:21
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Have you tried sleeping on the floor?
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Nov 17, 2015 16:23
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I am not a god damned floor wetter, what is wrong with you
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Nov 17, 2015 16:24
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blainestereo posted:I am not a god damned floor wetter, what is wrong with you Uh, if you sleep on the floor, you won't wet the bed. How is this not an obvious solution to you?
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Nov 17, 2015 16:25
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this is why i sleep on a hammock, just lie face down in a position comfortable to the spine and thread the phallus directly through the mesh, thus avoiding any contamination of your sleeping material
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Nov 17, 2015 16:26
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Scrub tier poo poo, not one mention of urethral tamping
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Nov 17, 2015 16:27
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Why is that guy so sweaty? I would think sweating would drain his body of pee, with the pee coming out of the armpits.
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Nov 17, 2015 16:27
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Epic Doctor Fetus posted:Uh, if you sleep on the floor, you won't wet the bed. How is this not an obvious solution to you? The solution is to become the Boss of the Bladder, not some half assed Bed Wetting lifehack!
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Nov 17, 2015 16:27
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I've looked into the ancient techniques culled from the wisdom of the Chinese peoples and found that chaining my child to the toilet has garnered nothing but positive results for me.
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Nov 17, 2015 16:31
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Put kid to bed at 9pm. Wake them up before you go to bed around midnight to use the bathroom. No more bed wetting. Just like all parenting, it just takes some effort.
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Nov 17, 2015 16:33
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This world’s best selling bedwetting book by Dr Janet Hall is separated into three distinct parts: Part 1: For Kids Fun cartoons and larger print gives kids a user-friendly understanding of their brain-bladder connection. Knowledge is power and some kids become dry simply by reading the book. Part 2: For Parents Gives the facts and demystifies the fairy tales so parents can fully assist their children to be dry. Part 3: Professional Advice What if you still need help? Find out what services are available.
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Nov 17, 2015 16:34
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Bedwetting Links Continence Foundation of Australia
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Nov 17, 2015 16:40
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what about when im really drunk and wake up wet
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Nov 17, 2015 16:43
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Nation posted:what about when im really drunk and wake up wet looks like what you need is: Dr Jan’s Secret Strategy Case Study: An eleven year old boy from rural Victoria was wetting approximately four times a week and had previously tried a bell and pad alarm and had managed to reduce the number of wet beds to two a week. Although he was pleased with this result, he desperately wanted to be permanently dry. After only six weeks of using Dr Hall’s secret alternative together with positive affirmations and imagery he had achieved complete dryness. 
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Nov 17, 2015 16:44
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If you slept on the toilet wetting the bed would be the appropriate thing to do
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Nov 17, 2015 16:46
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Do you also like fire, OP?
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Nov 17, 2015 17:05
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you tell them "sleep in your dirty dirty soiled clothing and bedsheet because no one loves you". a few years of this conditioning will better prepare your child into becoming the goon they will no doubt grow into
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Nov 17, 2015 17:06
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I Love Sleeping In My Piss. The Only Thing I Like More Is Seeing Mommy Clean Up After Me 
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Nov 17, 2015 17:10
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Rebecca Gilmour is a psychologist and mother of two, who has been trained under the expert guidance of Dr Janet Hall to consult and manage the Boss of the Bladder Program in Richmond. She has over 15 years experience working with children, adolescents and parents in assisting them to become permanently dry at night and during the day. As a motivation coach for kids, she is the key to a positive outcome at the Boss of the Bladder Program. She also specialises in other toilet-related issues, including toilet fears, toilet training, nappy fixation and encopresis.
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Nov 17, 2015 17:11
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ill pee in your mouth op
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Nov 17, 2015 17:15
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I just run my penis over to the toilet before I go to bed. Only downside is if somebody trips over it during the night.
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Nov 17, 2015 17:22
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how do i avoid bed making GBS threads? asking for a friend
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Nov 17, 2015 17:42
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i can sell you some diapers OP
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Nov 17, 2015 17:43
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piss
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Nov 17, 2015 17:47
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Duct tape your penis closed. EZPZ If you have a vagina you may need to plug it with something or build a dam
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Nov 17, 2015 17:48
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blainestereo posted:looks like what you need is: Dr Hall is a terrible human being, if the method really works why keep it a secret?
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Nov 17, 2015 17:48
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piss
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Nov 17, 2015 17:49
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tape a hose to the end of ur d and put the other end of the hose in someone else's bed not your problem anymore (turns to the shark tank) and all of this could be yours with an investment of 250k for 5% equity of my company
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Nov 17, 2015 17:53
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CuRvY G0oNeTTe posted:I Love Sleeping In My Piss. The Only Thing I Like More Is Seeing Mommy Clean Up After Me 
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Nov 17, 2015 18:02
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LordArgh posted:how do i avoid bed making GBS threads? asking for a friend You need to become the Boss of the Bladder AND the Bowel, friend!
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Nov 17, 2015 18:04
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social vegan posted:tape a hose to the end of ur d and put the other end of the hose in someone else's bed not your problem anymore (turns to the shark tank) and all of this could be yours with an investment of 250k for 5% equity of my company I will gladly invest in your startup and I have a brand name for you: Wee-Pee! Like Wi-Fi, see. Because it's wireless.
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Nov 17, 2015 18:05
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 Never stop wetting the bed again!
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Nov 19, 2015 06:30
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Be like that one EN guy that keeps bottles under the bed to piss in. Just fill them up while you are awake without ever leaving the comfort of your bed!
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Nov 19, 2015 06:37
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blainestereo posted:Rebecca Gilmour is a psychologist and mother of two, who has been trained under the expert guidance of Dr Janet Hall to consult and manage the Boss of the Bladder Program in Richmond. Well hopefully she will adopt your nasty rear end, Mr. Peebody.
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Nov 19, 2015 06:50
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There's a dude in E/N who can't stop wetting the bed. You should make friends with him! 
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Nov 19, 2015 06:54
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somebody is jacking off so right to this thread. edit: aw who am i fooling, it me. im the pissbitch
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Nov 19, 2015 06:56
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i want a urinal in my bed
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Nov 19, 2015 07:05
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i gave him your card op
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Nov 19, 2015 07:11
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put a condom on your dick before you go to bed op. You'll piss fill the condom.
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Nov 19, 2015 07:12
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Nothing can stop me from making your mom soak through the mattress
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