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dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

they found an ambulance it said

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...mbing-live.html

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Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

cutting analysis

e: no deaths = boring thread

# ? Nov 17, 2015 22:08

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Darth123123 posted:

cutting analysis

e: no deaths = boring thread

not yet. they are still checking the ambulance

# ? Nov 17, 2015 22:09

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

Thanks for the update brah. Please keep us informed of future developments. Thanks in advance

# ? Nov 17, 2015 22:09

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

i guess the ambulance was in hannover. not sure where it is now. brb.

# ? Nov 17, 2015 22:10

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

dad gay. so what posted:

i guess the ambulance was in hannover. not sure where it is now. brb.

why not blow up?

# ? Nov 17, 2015 22:11

symbolic: Nov 2, 2014

breaking news: terrorists play GTA, steal ambulance - video games to blame for ISIS?

# ? Nov 17, 2015 22:12

Segata Sanshiro: Sep 10, 2011; we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

germany is a really cool place imo, i hope they kick some asses

# ? Nov 17, 2015 22:12

blugu64: Jul 17, 2006; Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

Commie Germany or bratwurst Germany?

# ? Nov 17, 2015 22:12

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

More importantly, is ISIS to blame for video games?

# ? Nov 17, 2015 22:13

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

blugu64 posted:

Commie Germany or bratwurst Germany?

hannover

# ? Nov 17, 2015 22:13

Segata Sanshiro: Sep 10, 2011; we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

blugu64 posted:

Commie Germany or bratwurst Germany?

it's all bratwurst germany now, silly

# ? Nov 17, 2015 22:13

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Ok ISIS, now you just need to piss of China and you'll be rockin

# ? Nov 17, 2015 22:13

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

blugu64 posted:

Commie Germany or nazi Germany?

ftfy

# ? Nov 17, 2015 22:14

Segata Sanshiro: Sep 10, 2011; we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

Darth123123 posted:

Ok ISIS, now you just need to piss of China and you'll be rockin

did they ever figure out what that huge rear end giant rear end loving explosion in tianjin was? just some osha.jpg poo poo?

# ? Nov 17, 2015 22:15

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Feranon posted:

did they ever figure out what that huge rear end giant rear end loving explosion in tianjin was? just some osha.jpg poo poo?

they said it was a fire

# ? Nov 17, 2015 22:15

symbolic: Nov 2, 2014

Feranon posted:

did they ever figure out what that huge rear end giant rear end loving explosion in tianjin was? just some osha.jpg poo poo?

it was actually terrorists but no one told us because we don't care about any countries' problems outside north america and europe

# ? Nov 17, 2015 22:16

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Feranon posted:

did they ever figure out what that huge rear end giant rear end loving explosion in tianjin was? just some osha.jpg poo poo?

apparently bad things happen when you let the captains of industry regulate themselves, who knew

# ? Nov 17, 2015 22:16

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

Darth123123 posted:

Ok ISIS, now you just need to piss of China and you'll be rockin

theres been tons of knife and bomb attacks but you never hear about them because chinese media control

# ? Nov 17, 2015 22:16

Shark Sandwich: Sep 6, 2010; by R. Guyovich

twitter's saying this was a false alarm now?

# ? Nov 17, 2015 22:16

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Slaughterhouse-Ive posted:

twitter's saying this was a false alarm now?

twitter?

# ? Nov 17, 2015 22:17

extra stout: Feb 24, 2005; ISILDUR's ERR

i doubt it's terrorism they're probably just using it to recreate the movie 'heat'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=409IGgu-Utw

# ? Nov 17, 2015 22:17

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Mange Mite posted:

theres been tons of knife and bomb attacks but you never hear about them because chinese media control

Really they got that poo poo locked down so tight we wouldn't hear about an ISIS attack?

# ? Nov 17, 2015 22:17

ate shit on live tv: Feb 15, 2004; by Azathoth

Thanks for the thread, OP. I've updated my Facebook profile to a rainbow overlaid with a french flag overlayed with a german flag in solidarity.

# ? Nov 17, 2015 22:17

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Powercrazy posted:

Thanks for the thread, OP. I've updated my Facebook profile to a rainbow overlaid with a french flag overlayed with a german flag in solidarity.

im not sure what you mean but im going to buy victory bonds to help the allies

# ? Nov 17, 2015 22:19

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

Darth123123 posted:

Really they got that poo poo locked down so tight we wouldn't hear about an ISIS attack?

its not isis

# ? Nov 17, 2015 22:19

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Mange Mite posted:

its not isis

i think they call it darth now. like darth vader.

# ? Nov 17, 2015 22:19

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

Powercrazy posted:

Thanks for the thread, OP. I've updated my Facebook profile to a rainbow overlaid with a french flag overlayed with a german flag in solidarity.

someone update this img then

# ? Nov 17, 2015 22:20

AKA Pseudonym: May 16, 2004; A dashing and sophisticated young man; Doctor Rope

Everywhere the German soccer team goes people die. When is somebody going to connect the dots?

# ? Nov 17, 2015 22:20

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

i wonder what country will be under attack next?

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Ork of Fiction: Jul 22, 2013

dad gay. so what posted:

twitter?

It's like those comments under a YouTube video, except insted of sweet videos, they have a thing like # <this

# ? Nov 17, 2015 22:22

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

dad gay. so what posted:

i wonder what country will be under attack next?

did you see me say china?

# ? Nov 17, 2015 22:22

ate shit on live tv: Feb 15, 2004; by Azathoth

Mange Mite posted:

someone update this img then

# ? Nov 17, 2015 22:23

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Ork of Fiction posted:

It's like those comments under a YouTube video, except insted of sweet videos, they have a thing like # <this

huh. anywhos, it looks like everyone is still safe. for now. i saw another article about how charlie sheen has contracted the deadly AIDS virus, for which there is not cure. apparently he got it by engaging in high-risk behaviors and sharing dirty needles with his drug buddies

# ? Nov 17, 2015 22:25

Baba Ganoush: Oct 12, 2014; Dinosaur Gum

Germany planted explosives in an ambulance just to take France's spotlight

# ? Nov 17, 2015 22:26

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Baba Ganoush posted:

Germany planted explosives in an ambulance just to take France's spotlight

#froglivesmatter #fuckkrauts

# ? Nov 17, 2015 22:33

blugu64: Jul 17, 2006; Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

Feranon posted:

it's all bratwurst germany now, silly

Wow this is an outrage

# ? Nov 17, 2015 22:34

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

quote:

David Cameron says the UK 'must cut off the head of the snake'

lol will we ever loving learn or are we just going to keep killing leadership without addressing underlying problems causing more splinter groups to form in ever more extreme ways?

poo poo is gonna be like literal Mad Max over there between the speed junkies and the ridiculousness

# ? Nov 17, 2015 22:34

kikkelivelho: Aug 27, 2015

Is this the new thread for making GBS threads on Germany?

# ? Nov 17, 2015 22:36

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a glitch: Jun 27, 2008; no wait stop; Soiled Meat

Moridin920 posted:

lol will we ever loving learn

of course we loving won't.

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