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starry skies above
Aug 23, 2015

by zen death robot
she couldnt get aroused when fingering her, so i needed to come up with something innovative to get her wet, so i decided to turn her around (she lying on her belly) and started to press my face against her big butt while grabbing her buttcheeks with my hands.

i ate her out this way for around 10minutes. pussy, then rear end in a top hat, then pussy again. it felt so primitve, so unsophisticated that it really triggered some primal instincts in me. she got soaking wet and i enjoyed this almost as much as the loving part afterwards.

gosh im a dirty motherfucker

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jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
I ate Arby's today too!

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
was it like groceries, op?

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's
brush your teeth op

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Congrats, op. Nothing like a good rim job.

www
Aug 4, 2010

lucky, i love eating rear end

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax
I'm glad your mother and you are on good terms again.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Melmac posted:

I ate Arby's today too!

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Melmac posted:

I ate Arby's today too!

:golfclap:

oblique
Sep 20, 2001

Like me, they have no way to go but up.
you have poop in your mouth now

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
i'm having a really hard time picturing this. exactly how many sub cheeks of the main cheek did you need to push out of the way in order to barely slide the tip of your herpes-ridden tongue across the slimy, striated surface of her festering, unwashed stink hole?

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
I eated the booty once. It's whatevs man. Girls dig it just won't tell you. I put a finger or two in there when I'm pounding it out and they are on top. Not bad.

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe
Good job OP, you're One of Us now

Ivan Shitskin
Nov 29, 2002

lol you couldn't get her wet by fingering her? you must be some kind of ugly moron or something lmao

Killed a Girl in 96
Jun 15, 2001

DON'T STOP CAN'T STOP
that's pretty gross there.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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we have the meats

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

Melmac posted:

I ate Arby's today too!

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
gj lickin a poohole

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy

Kenzie posted:

lol you couldn't get her wet by fingering her? you must be some kind of ugly moron or something lmao

do you ever have trouble jerkin it to regular porn so you find something where the woman's being slapped in the face or has 3 dicks in her rear end in a top hat or something

same thing here

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

FordPRefectLL posted:

do you ever have trouble jerkin it to regular porn so you find something where the woman's being slapped in the face or has 3 dicks in her rear end in a top hat or something

same thing here

same but when trans midget amputees stop working I don't know how I am gonna get by

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

starry skies above posted:

she couldnt get aroused when fingering her, so i needed to come up with something innovative to get her wet, so i decided to turn her around (she lying on her belly) and started to press my face against her big butt while grabbing her buttcheeks with my hands.

i ate her out this way for around 10minutes. pussy, then rear end in a top hat, then pussy again. it felt so primitve, so unsophisticated that it really triggered some primal instincts in me. she got soaking wet and i enjoyed this almost as much as the loving part afterwards.

gosh im a dirty motherfucker

Congrats on giving a lady a UTI

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Melmac posted:

I ate Arby's today too!

You're killin it today, Melmac. :cheers:

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
thanks for the good time op :wink:

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord
enjoy your hep A, booty breath.

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
grats, once you reach level 7 you start unlocking the assplay limit breaks

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
eat dat booty's hole like it groceries

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
analingus is a great word and action to perform.

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!
rock on op

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
that lady is gonna get an insane vagina infection from you putting poop in her vagina with your tongue, op. she is going to curse your name

www
Aug 4, 2010

give me an rear end right now and ill eat it in front of everyone, eating rear end is good

starry skies above
Aug 23, 2015

by zen death robot

wiffle ball bat posted:

that lady is gonna get an insane vagina infection from you putting poop in her vagina with your tongue, op. she is going to curse your name

Yea I didn't like that part of the post too.

http://sluthate.com/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=1005229

Jst0rm
Sep 16, 2012
Grimey Drawer
eat fresh!

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
if she only getgs aroused by putting things in her buttr then she might be a gay guy op

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

lol its 2015 eating rear end is like holding hands you puritan bitch

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*
so primal, so unsophisticated, so raw, i am disgusted.

Deafboy
Dec 5, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Fantastic!

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine

wtf

if im understanding correctly you did not in fact eat any rear end today?

Jst0rm
Sep 16, 2012
Grimey Drawer

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

lol its 2015 eating rear end is like holding hands you puritan bitch

anal fisting is where the real kink is.

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
rosebud was the new hotness for a good bit but its played out now, what is the fresh way to mutilate or defile your anus that the millenials cant get enough of according to an article you read in vice?

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jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Booblord Zagats posted:

You're killin it today, Melmac. :cheers:

🍻

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