What would you do if you had ISIS right in front of you?

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Cool NIN Shirt: Nov 26, 2007; by vyelkin

I would probably start off w a wicked drop kick to the gut to double him over, kinda like this:

Then I would straighten him up with a monster uppercut kinda like this:

Then I would deliver a roundhouse kick to the jaw, like this:

THEN if he STILL wanted more, I would deliver the People's elbow to his bitch rear end.

B O O M S H A K A L A K A

# ? Nov 18, 2015 02:23

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Cool NIN Shirt: Nov 26, 2007; by vyelkin

What would YOU do if you had ISIS right in front of you? Let's hear it goons :cool:

# ? Nov 18, 2015 02:23

Microwaves Mom: Nov 8, 2015; by zen death robot

Like all of ISIS?

The goddess ISIS?

A guy from ISIS?

# ? Nov 18, 2015 02:24

Cool NIN Shirt: Nov 26, 2007; by vyelkin

Microwaves Mom posted:

Like all of ISIS?

The goddess ISIS?

A guy from ISIS?

ISIS, it's what you keep hearing about in the news.....Helloooo???

# ? Nov 18, 2015 02:25

huskarl_marx: Oct 13, 2013; by zen death robot

i'd spike a touchdown with his head USA USA USA

# ? Nov 18, 2015 02:25

ChrisHansen: Oct 28, 2014; Suck my damn balls.; Lipstick Apathy

Microwaves Mom posted:

Like all of ISIS?

The goddess ISIS?

A guy from ISIS?

ALL of ISIS?

prob'ly poo poo myself imho

# ? Nov 18, 2015 02:25

symbolic: Nov 2, 2014

idk

probably laugh at him/them

# ? Nov 18, 2015 02:25

Karl L: Nov 9, 2015; I spent money on an image and a few lines of text.

Probably continue to masturbate.

# ? Nov 18, 2015 02:25

Microwaves Mom: Nov 8, 2015; by zen death robot

ChrisHansen posted:

ALL of ISIS?

prob'ly poo poo myself imho

if it was all of ISIS I'd hope my neckbear passes off and mumble allahu ackbar a few times.

# ? Nov 18, 2015 02:26

huskarl_marx: Oct 13, 2013; by zen death robot

like if you kidnapped all of ISIS i guarantee you a nonzero portion of them are getting rescued by western intelligence

# ? Nov 18, 2015 02:27

Constant Hamprince: Oct 24, 2010; by exmarx; College Slice

gently caress her hot ancient egyptian brains out op

# ? Nov 18, 2015 02:28

ghost host: Apr 17, 2010; ain't got no cash
ain't go no style

Went to school with a kid named Isis who poo poo her pants during her first acid trip so I'd probably make fun of her for making GBS threads her pants

# ? Nov 18, 2015 02:29

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

i would facefuck them until blood gushed from their eye sockets and ears

# ? Nov 18, 2015 02:30

Ride The Gravitron: May 2, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Get shot

# ? Nov 18, 2015 02:31

cthulusnewzulubbq: Jan 26, 2009; I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.

ISIS isn't pizza

# ? Nov 18, 2015 02:31

A ILL BREAKFAST: Jun 9, 2007; *unsheathes katana*

Volume posted:

Get shot

# ? Nov 18, 2015 02:33

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

"Where do I sign up?"

# ? Nov 18, 2015 02:36

Killed a Girl in 96: Jun 15, 2001; DON'T STOP CAN'T STOP

i would kiss them and touch them real nicely until they fell in love with me, then i'd never talk to them again so they understood what it means to lose someone. terrorists don't know how hard it is to lose someone that's why they keep terrorizing.

# ? Nov 18, 2015 02:37

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Give them a copy of my mixtape. They're in the news a lot so if I could even get a passing mention, my career would probably blow up.

# ? Nov 18, 2015 02:40

Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

I'd look them in they eyes and i'd say "Hey! Stop doing bad stuff!"

That's what i'd do

# ? Nov 18, 2015 02:40

www: Aug 4, 2010

id probably be getting my head cut off

# ? Nov 18, 2015 02:42

DEAD MAN'S SHOE: Nov 23, 2003; We will become evil and the stars will come alive

I'd take all their money exclude them from society and after a few years I'd give them a holy book and access to weapons, it will really mess with them lol

# ? Nov 18, 2015 02:44

Vaginal Vagrant: Jan 12, 2007; by R. Guyovich

Hi five for the dead frenchies I guess

# ? Nov 18, 2015 02:44

Cool NIN Shirt: Nov 26, 2007; by vyelkin

Lotta goons that would puss out...I'm guessing they're European. Good to see SOME goons that aren't afraid to stand up to evil

Chinatown posted:

i would facefuck them until blood gushed from their eye sockets and ears

huskarl_marx posted:

i'd spike a touchdown with his head USA USA USA

I'd gladly go to war with these goons :kheldragar:

# ? Nov 18, 2015 02:45

Cool NIN Shirt: Nov 26, 2007; by vyelkin

ON TOPIC: If another ISIS happened to stand up to get beatdown I'd rip his head off and perform a sick dunk like so:

# ? Nov 18, 2015 02:47

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

# ? Nov 18, 2015 02:48

Smelly Bohemian: Aug 20, 2015; by Lowtax

I'd get ready to suck so many islamo-fascist cocks.

# ? Nov 18, 2015 02:49

Smelly Bohemian: Aug 20, 2015; by Lowtax

I mean, I'd uh, kick their asses.

# ? Nov 18, 2015 02:50

scuba school sucks: Aug 30, 2012; The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

HIt him with a chair while the ref isn't looking but the chair has like a French flag superimposed on it.

# ? Nov 18, 2015 02:50

huskarl_marx: Oct 13, 2013; by zen death robot

Hector Beerlioz posted:

i love a really deep belly laugh

# ? Nov 18, 2015 02:54

Segata Sanshiro: Sep 10, 2011; we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

tie them down and forcibly shave them :twisted:

# ? Nov 18, 2015 02:54

iSheep: Feb 5, 2006; by R. Guyovich

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Linda later withdrew her comments it was a real drat shame.

# ? Nov 18, 2015 02:55

wiffle ball bat: Oct 2, 2015; by Shine

ululate

# ? Nov 18, 2015 03:01

Sorryformybadjokes: Apr 21, 2004; I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.; Fallen Rib

i'd just get down on my knees and make a sucking motion with my lips and mouth and if a cock just so happened to find its way into my mouth then hey that's just life now isn't it

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a shiny rock: Nov 13, 2009

drone strike those bitch rear end faggots

# ? Nov 18, 2015 03:03

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

Parallax Scroll posted:

drone strike those bitch rear end faggots

Killing people is wrong

# ? Nov 18, 2015 03:04

insulated staircase: Aug 21, 2014

Volume posted:

Get shot

# ? Nov 18, 2015 03:05

big black turnout: Jan 13, 2009; Fallen Rib

Gaunab posted:

I'd look them in they eyes and i'd say "Hey! Stop doing bad stuff!"

That's what i'd do

didn't know secretary of state clinton posted here

# ? Nov 18, 2015 03:05

the great deceiver: Sep 23, 2003; why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

maybe smoke them out or do something cool so i could have access to their sweet balkan organized crime hookups

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Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

take the moral and literal highground, simultaneously

and then await the arrival of my true savior

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gwEzysrU_k

:911:

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