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Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Check the week 1 OP for all of the rules and such.

OxySnake had the best score 2 weeks in a row. This time he used his Watt token, which netted him more points in one week that I think I have all season. Deceptive also successfully used his Watt token. These guys get to keep their token, and use it again if they want. Unfortunately, marioinblack whiffed on his. I, went from "goddamn it, Landry is injured, there goes my score" to "it's a good thing that I didn't use Big Ben, otherwise I would have busted" to "goddamn it, Hoyer is injured, there goes my score." I have a plan up my sleeve that will either make or break my season. Spoilers: It's going to break it.

Also, I added a new column in my Standings google doc for Average. It gives an average of your score, for the weeks that you posted a list. I did my best go back and remove 0s on weeks that people didn't enter, as it gives a different result if there is no value in the cell than it would if it I left it saying 0.


Week 10 Final Results
pre:
Mughe	        -	1231	2	
axeil	        -	1078	3	
Tzen	        -	1075	4	
marioblack	-	1073	0	Watt
von Metternich	-	1060	5	
TurboFlamingChicken	1052	6	
The Big Jesus	-	1034	7	
				
OxySnake	-	984	154	Watt
Fenrir	        -	982	51	
Deceptive	-	977	100	Watt
Nystral	        -	967	49	
Bjay9	        -	962	48	
Filthy Hans	-	943	47	
skaboomizzy	-	903	46	
Mind_Taker	-	896	45	
bobjr	        -	892	44	
Benne	        -	891	43	
				
Athanatos	-	889	42	
Christ Pseudoscientist	883	41	
Ron Roenicke	-	881	40	
Bachtere	-	868	39	
MrLogan	        -	855	38	
aBagorn	        -	854	37	
13 year old girls	848	36	
Azhais	        -	843	35	
GUISSEPPE PIZZAPIE	838	34	
korrandark	-	836	33	
Felter Chesthard	834	32	
WeLandedOnTheMoon!	833	31	
Okibi	        -	832	30	
The Puppy Bowl	-	805	29	
JRizzle	        -	786	28	
Hockles	        -	778	27	
Chichevache	-	771	26	
Grittybeard	-	766	25	
Arnold Layne	-	755	24	
seiferguy	-	748	23	
pixelbot2000	-	737	22	
Epi Lepi	-	712	21	
Tavarin	        -	711	20	
rebel1608	-	704	19	
Cruel and Unusual	692	18	
Parmesan Basil	-	673	17	
Dubar	        -	670	16	
solauran	-	649	15	
Kalli	        -	648	14	
kalensc	        -	633	13	
Forever_Peace	-	592	12	
WaffleZombie	-	432	11	
Metapod	        -	430	10	
No Butt Stuff	-	197	9	
Thaddius the Large	197	8
Overall Standings
http://tinyurl.com/1kyob2015
**Week 3 standings changed to reflect Azhais' 1000 in Week 7



The J.J. Watt Token: Formerly known as the Ryan token, playing the Watt token gets you 50 bonus points for a top 10 score and 100 bonus points for the best score of the week, but if you finish outside the top 10 you get zero, so you'd best be able to back up your tough talk. In addition, you can use the Watt token as much as you want if you keep getting the bonus, but if you use the Watt token and fail to make the top 10, you can't use it again for the entire rest of the season unless you hit a perfect 1000. Not for you pansies that take selfies.


Watt Did You Do?
The following users have used and whiffed on their Watt token:

13 year old girls
bjay9
Felter Chesthard
marioinblack
Metapod
Mind_Taker
seiferguy
solauran
spacejung
The Puppy Bowl
Tzen
WeLandedOnTheMoon!


Week 11 Schedule
BYE
CLE
NO
NYG
PIT


Thursday Night
TEN @ JAC

Sunday - 1pm EST
OAK @ DET
IND @ ATL
NYJ @ HOU
TB @ PHI
DEN @ CHI
STL @ BAL
DAL @ MIA
WAS @ CAR

Sunday - 4pm EST
KC @ SD
GB @ MIN
SF @ SEA

Sunday Night
CIN @ ARI

Monday Night
BUF @ NE

Remember, please list teams with all of your players, using the team abbreviations shown above.

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Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

TEN - Marcus Mariota - Rushing
JAC - Blake Bortles - Rushing
OAK - Derek Carr - Rushing
DET - Matthew Stafford - Rushing
IND - Matt Hasselbeck - Rushing
ATL - Matt Ryan - Rushing
NYJ - Ryan Fitzpatrick - Rushing
HOU - Brian Hoyer - Rushing
HOU - TJ Yates - Rushing
TB - Jameis Winston - Rushing
PHI - Sam Bradford - Rushing
PHI - Mark Sanchez - Rushing
DEN - Brock Osweiler - Rushing
CHI - Jay Cutler - Rushing
STL - Nick Foles - Rushing
BAL - Joe Flacco - Rushing
DAL - Tony Romo - Rushing
MIA - Ryan Tannehill - Rushing
WAS - Kirk Cousins - Rushing
CAR - Cam Newton - Rushing
KC - Alex Smith - Rushing
SD - Philip Rivers - Rushing
GB - Aaron Rodgers - Rushing
MIN - Teddy Bridgewater - Rushing
SF - Blaine Gabbert - Rushing
SEA - Russell Wilson - Rushing
CIN - Andy Dalton - Rushing
ARI - Carson Palmer - Rushing

G#: NE - Tom Brady - Rushing

Version 2.0 of my "Browns are on a Bye Week" list. I'm an idiot.

Hockles fucked around with this message at 03:34 on Nov 18, 2015

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

CAR - Cam Newton - Passing Yards
GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards
CIN - Giovani Bernard - Rushing Yards
Goodell Number: NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
God drat it, I KNEW I should have used my Watt this week. Ughhh :shepface:

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

OAK - Derek Carr - Passing Yards
SD - Phillip Rivers - Passing Yards
KC - Alex Smith - Passing Yards


Goodell Number: BUF - Karlos Williams - Rushing Yards

MrLogan
Feb 4, 2004

Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.
ATL - Matt Ryan - Passing Yards
ARI - Carson Palmer - Passing Yards
TB - Charles Sims - Rushing Yards

G# - NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards

Epi Lepi
Oct 29, 2009

You can hear the voice
Telling you to Love
It's the voice of MK Ultra
And you're doing what it wants
TB - Doug Martin - Rushing Yards
TB - Charles Sims - Receiving Yards
TB - Mike Evans - Receiving Yards
TB - Donteea Dye - Receiving Yards
TB - Adam Humphries - Receiving Yards
TB - Vincent Jackson - Receiving Yards
TB - Austin Seferian-Jenkins - Receiving Yards
TB - Russel Shepard - Receiving Yards
TB - Brandon Myers - Receiving Yards
TB - Cameron Brate - Receiving Yards
JAC - Allen Robinson - Receiving Yards
JAC - Allen Hurns - Receiving Yards
JAC - T. J. Yeldon - Rushing Yards
CAR - Cam Newton - Rushing Yards
CAR - Greg Olsen - Receiving Yards

Goodell Number:NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
doing worse than two people who missed a week. gently caress me

SEA - Russell Wilson - passing yards
SEA - Marshawn Lynch - rushing yards
NYJ - Eric Decker - receiving yards
NYJ - Brandon Marshall - receiving yards
CAR - Greg Olsen - receiving yards

G3: NE - Tom Brady - passing yards

korrandark
Jan 5, 2009
STL - Todd Gurley - Rushing
CAR - Cam Newton - Passing
ATL - Matt Ryan - Passing

Goodell Number: NE Tom Brady - Passing

Arnold Layne
Nov 4, 2008

SD - Philip Rivers - Passing Yards
ATL - Matt Ryan - Passing Yards
BAL - Joe Flacco - Passing Yards

G# BUF - Charles Clay - Receiving Yards

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious
OAK - Derek Carr - Passing Yards
DEN - Brock Osweiler - Passing Yards
STL - Tavon Austin - Rushing Yards
CAR - Jonathan Stewart - Rushing Yards
CIN - Marvin Jones - Receiving Yards
STL - Tavon Austin - Receiving Yards

Goodell Number: BUF - LeSean McCoy - Rushing Yards

The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

#essereFerrari
I am a bad enough dude to use my Watt token... AGAIN

TEN - MARCUS MARIOTA PASSING
ATL - MATT RYAN PASSING
ATL - JULIO JONES RECEIVING
NE - TOM BRADY PASSING

WATT WATT WATT WATT WATT WATT EVERYBODY

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



DEN: CJ Anderson: Rushing Yards
GB: Aaron Rodgers: Passing Yards
NO: Drew Brees: Passing Yards

Goodell Number
NE: Tom Brady: Passing Yards

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
DAL - Tony Romo - Passing Yards
MIA - Rishard Matthews - Receiving Yards
WAS - Kirk Cousins - Passing Yards

NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!
G# - NE - QB - Tom Brady - Passing Yards
CIN - QB - Andy Dalton - Passing Yards
GB - QB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards
NO - QB - Drew Brees - Passing Yards

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

SEA - Russell Wilson - Passing Yards
SEA - Marshawn Lynch - Rushing Yards
IND - Frank Gore - Rushing Yards
OAK - Amari Cooper - Receiving Yards
OAK - Michael Crabtree - Receiving Yards
BAL - Justin Forsett - Rushing Yards

G#: NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
OAK - Derek Carr - Passing Yards
CAR - Cam Newton - Passing Yards
CAR - Jonathan Stewart - Rushing Yards
STL - Todd Gurley - Rushing Yards
KC - Charcandrick West - Rushing Yards
ATL - Julio Jones - Receiving Yards

Goodell Number: NE - Rob Gronkowski - Receiving Yards

Tavarin
May 10, 2003

I am definitely a madman with a box
OAK - Amari Cooper - Receiving Yards
CHI - Jay Cutler - Passing Yards
STL - Todd Gurley - Rushing Yards
CAR - Greg Olsen - Receiving Yards
DET - Calvin Johnson - Receiving Yards
TB - Doug Martin - Rushing Yards

G#: NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
NYJ- Chris Ivory- Rushing Yards
MIA- Lamar Miller- Rushing Yards
KC- Charcandrick West- Rushing Yards
STL- Todd Gurley- Rushing Yards

G#: BUF- Tyrod Taylor- Passing Yards

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
CAR - Cam Newtwon - Passing Yards
SD - Phillip Rivers - Passing Yards

G# - NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

GB - Aaron Rodgers - passing
DEN - Peyton Manning - passing
SEA - Russell Wilson - rushing
TB - Jameis Winston - rushing

G# - NE - Tom Brady - passing

Can't fathom how I'm 5th overall. I credit my ignorance of football to following Gregg Easterbrook for years, swore off him a couple of years ago but the damage was done.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
SD - Philip Rivers - passing yards
DAL - Tony Romo - passing yards
OAK - Derrick Carr - passing yards
g# NE - Rob Gronkowski - receiving yards

cosmic gumbo
Mar 26, 2005

IMA
  1. GRIP
  2. N
  3. SIP
OAK - Derek Carr - passing
CAR - Cam Newton - passing
HOU - Yates - passing

Goodell #: BUF - Tyrod Taylor - rushing

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

ARI - Carson Palmer - Passing Yards
CIN - Andy Dalton - Passing Yards
IND - T.Y. Hilton - Receiving Yards

G# NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

I am so horrible at this.

IND - Andrew Luck - Passing
IND - Coby Fleener - Receiving
IND - Griff Whalen - Receiving
SEA - Doug Baldwin - Receiving
PHI - Zach Ertz - Receiving
GB - Ty Montgomery - Receiving
NYJ - Ryan Fitzpatrick - Passing
BAL - Kyle Juszczyk - Receiving

G: NE - Tom Brady - Passing

pixelbot2000
May 11, 2004

Pay your pussy bill
OAK Derek Carr - passing
OAK Michael Crabtree - receiving
KC Jeremy Maclin - receiving
DEN C.J. Anderson - rushing
NYJ Chris Ivory - rushing
CIN Andy Dalton - passing

Goodell # - NE Rob Gronkowski - receiving

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
ATL - Matt Ryan - passing
OAK - Derek Carr - passing
ARI - Carson Palmer - passing
CHI - Jeremy Langford - rushing

BUF - LeSean McCoy - rushing

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing
MIN - Teddy Bridgewater - Passing
ATL - Matt Ryan - Passing

G# NE - Rob Gronkowski - Receiving

Okibi
Jul 13, 2004

A shadowy flight into the ridiculous world of a man whose music should not exist
Grimey Drawer
SD - Philip Rivers - Passing Yards
ARI - Carson Palmer - Passing Yards
MIN - Adrian Peterson - Rushing Yards
STL - Todd Gurley - Rushing Yards
DAL - Jason Witten - Receiving Yards

Goodell Number: NE - Rob Gronkowski - Receiving Yards

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
DAL - Tony Romo - Passing Yards
CIN - Andy Dalton - Passing Yards
DET - Calvin Johnson - Receiving Yards
NYJ - Brandon Marshall - Receiving Yards
MIN - Adrian Peterson - Rushing Yards

G#: BUF - LeSean McCoy - Rushing Yards

Mughe
Mar 17, 2007

I'll tolerate you until I can replace you.
DAL - Tony Romo - Passing Yards
ARI - Carson Palmer - Passing Yards
SD - Philip Rivers - Passing Yards

G#: Rob Gronkowski - Receiving Yards

Bachtere
Sep 25, 2005

09/13/07

Never Forget

Pillbug
WAS - Kirk Cousins - Passing
CAR - Cam Newton - Passing
ATL - Julio Jones - Receiving

Goodell #: NE - Tom Brady - Passing

Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.
GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards
TB - Jamis Winston - Passing Yards

G# - NE Tom Brady - Passing Yards

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


OAK- Derek Carr- Passing
ATL- Matt Ryan- Passing
CAR- Cam Newton- Passing

STL- Todd Gurley- Rushing

G: BUF- Tyrod Taylor- Rushing

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!
MIN - Teddy Bridgewater - passing yards
GB - Aaron Rodgers - passing yards
MIN - Kyle Rudolph - receiving yards
TB - Mike Evans - receiving yards

G# - NE - Tom Brady - passing yards

Bjork Bjowlob
Feb 23, 2006
yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning


Here we go, all-rushing attack

OAK - Latavious Murray - Rushing
ATL - Devonta Freeman - Rushing
IND - Frank Gore - Rushing
NYJ - Chris Ivory - Rushing
PHI - DeMarco Murray - Rushing
TB - Doug Martin - Rushing
MIA - Lamar Miller - Rushing
CAR - Jonathan Stewart - Rushing
KC - Charcandrick West - Rushing
MIN - Adrian Peterson - Rushing
SEA - Marshawn Lynch - Rushing
GB - James Starks - Rushing

G# - BUF - LeSean McCoy - Rushing

Bjork Bjowlob fucked around with this message at 18:05 on Nov 22, 2015

Bjork Bjowlob
Feb 23, 2006
yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning


Reposting the list as had to edit it

OAK - Latavious Murray - Rushing
ATL - Devonta Freeman - Rushing
IND - Frank Gore - Rushing
NYJ - Chris Ivory - Rushing
PHI - DeMarco Murray - Rushing
TB - Doug Martin - Rushing
MIA - Lamar Miller - Rushing
CAR - Jonathan Stewart - Rushing
KC - Charcandrick West - Rushing
MIN - Adrian Peterson - Rushing
SEA - Marshawn Lynch - Rushing
GB - James Starks - Rushing

G# - BUF - LeSean McCoy - Rushing

totally losing my mime
Aug 3, 2012

The quiet can scrape
All the calm from your bones.
But maybe it should.
Maybe we need to be hollowed
To get up and grow,
And stop fucking around,
To kick off our braces and start straightening out
Fun Shoe
ATL - Matt Ryan - Passing Yards
GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards

Goodell Number - NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards

Deceptive
Dec 27, 2012
DAL - Tony Romo - Passing
MIN - Teddy Bridgewater - Passing
GB - James Starks - Rushing

Goodell Number - NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards

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Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
MIN - Teddy Bridgewater - Passing yards
TB - Jamis Winston - Passing Yards
OAK - Derek Carr - Passing Yards
MIA - Lamar Miller - Rushing Yards
NYJ - Chris Ivory - Rushing Yards
KC - Charcandrick West - Rushing Yards
BAL - Marlon Brown - Receiving Yards
CHI - Cameron Meredith - Receiving Yards

Goodell Number - BUF - Marcus Easley - Receiving Yards

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