What road beer should I get tomorrow morning?

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nomadologique: Mar 9, 2011; DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

oh ya corona is also probably more expensive in the uk bc they have to ship it across the atlantic

# ? Nov 18, 2015 05:15

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nomadologique: Mar 9, 2011; DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

HECHE EN MEXICO baby

# ? Nov 18, 2015 05:16

Toadvine: Mar 16, 2009; Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

Wild Irish Rose if you're the budgeting sort

# ? Nov 18, 2015 05:18

Toadvine: Mar 16, 2009; Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

A ILL BREAKFAST posted:

this is called a clearwater sunrise

Learn something new everyday!

# ? Nov 18, 2015 05:20

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

Maddog 20/20

If it ain't the color of jukebox lights, it ain't the dog

# ? Nov 18, 2015 05:21

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

nomadologique posted:

oh ya corona is also probably more expensive in the uk bc they have to ship it across the atlantic

Im in aus which is even further maybe. Tecate still manages to be cheap and better though.

# ? Nov 18, 2015 05:26

Cool NIN Shirt: Nov 26, 2007; by vyelkin

Return Of JimmyJars posted:

Normally on the way to work I pick up a 24oz tall boy keystone light from the ice chest at the Valero which is at the entrance to my neighborhood. They put it in a brown paper bag for me so I can drink it during my commute. It really helps to take the edge off before I get the day started. I've noticed there is a pretty good selection of other beers I haven't tried yet like bud light, bud light clamato, bud light chelada, and lots of four loko. Should I be varying my morning pickup or should I stick to old faithful? Any of you guys have some recommendations?

Keystone light is a solid choice. Bud light chelada is also a good breakfast beer. You can't really go wrong with beer, provided there is alcohol in it IMO

# ? Nov 18, 2015 05:30

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

Keystone light is a solid choice. Bud light chelada is also a good breakfast beer. You can't really go wrong with beer, provided there is alcohol in it IMO

I saw someone drink an O'Douls once

# ? Nov 18, 2015 05:33

Nolan Arenado: May 8, 2009

In my experience the more you drink the better your career will go. I recommend switching to 24 oz of vodka.

# ? Nov 18, 2015 05:34

Cool NIN Shirt: Nov 26, 2007; by vyelkin

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I saw someone drink an O'Douls once

I used to get my dad to buy me O'Douls when I was 12 :coolfish:

# ? Nov 18, 2015 05:47

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

I used to get my dad to buy me O'Douls when I was 12

rad dad

# ? Nov 18, 2015 05:48

Nolan Arenado: May 8, 2009

I think every dad should give their young child some O'Douls because it will turn the kid off of alcohol until at least college.

# ? Nov 18, 2015 06:02

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

I had a sip if Zima when I was a kid and I thought it tasted really good, a lot like Sprite.

# ? Nov 18, 2015 06:03

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

Im drinking a beer on the toilet so i cant be caught

# ? Nov 18, 2015 06:04

GAYS FOR DAYS: Dec 22, 2005; by exmarx

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I had a sip if Zima when I was a kid and I thought it tasted really good, a lot like Sprite.

I work with an old dude and (okay, like 40 but I consider that old) and Zima was his go to drink in college apparently.

Of course everyone makes fun of him.

# ? Nov 18, 2015 11:53

GAYS FOR DAYS: Dec 22, 2005; by exmarx

Isaac posted:

Im drinking a beer on the toilet so i cant be caught

I cleaned my bathroom the other day and there were so many empties in my shower on the ledges.

Drinking beer in the shower is the best thing ever.

# ? Nov 18, 2015 11:54

Alucard: Mar 11, 2002; Pillbug

40 ouncer of Olde English, although it's a "road soda" rather than a road beer.

# ? Nov 18, 2015 13:28

Professor Shark: May 22, 2012

Isaac posted:

I dont understand heiniken it costs like a premium beer but is really poo poo. Why do people drink it.

Same with Stella Artois, at least in Canada. In the last year it went from being standard price beer to all of a sudden jumping to $16.25 for a six pack (1980ml), $28 for a 12 pack (3960ml), and... $3.79 for a 500ml Tall Boy :psyduck:

, which is completely out of line with the rest of their packs and is where it should be.

Stella has become the Holier Than Thou beer of the Middle Class Beer World

# ? Nov 18, 2015 13:53

Thin Privilege: Jul 8, 2009; IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT; Gravy Boat 2k

Professor Shark posted:

Same with Stella Artois, at least in Canada. In the last year it went from being standard price beer to all of a sudden jumping to $16.25 for a six pack (1980ml), $28 for a 12 pack (3960ml), and... $3.79 for a 500ml Tall Boy , which is completely out of line with the rest of their packs and is where it should be.

Stella has become the Holier Than Thou beer of the Middle Class Beer World

Stella tastes like piss and smells like rotten skunk rear end.

OP anything you drink should be placed in a large McDonald's cup, that way no one will question if they see you through the window. There's also the bonus that the large size is both reusable and holds a lot of liquor (32oz).

# ? Nov 18, 2015 14:23

ehhhhhhnnnnnn: Jun 3, 2008; Can't post for 3 years!

keystone is loving disgusting

# ? Nov 18, 2015 14:25

Cnut the Great: Mar 30, 2014

gently caress you op my dad was killed by a drunk driver

but to answer your question i'd probably just grab a yuengling

# ? Nov 18, 2015 14:26

ehhhhhhnnnnnn: Jun 3, 2008; Can't post for 3 years!

Cnut the Great posted:

gently caress you op my dad was killed by a drunk driver

owned

# ? Nov 18, 2015 14:26

Cool NIN Shirt: Nov 26, 2007; by vyelkin

ehhhhhhnnnnnn posted:

owned

# ? Nov 18, 2015 14:38

ashgromnies: Jun 19, 2004

Mange Mite posted:

i do not think they sell wedges of lime at the gas station

your gas stations suck

even here in the midwest many of them have limes, where the hell do you live?

# ? Nov 18, 2015 15:02

The Puppet Master: Apr 9, 2005; Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.

alcoholism is cool and good and this thread makes me want to get a beer

# ? Nov 18, 2015 15:50

BigBoss: Jan 26, 2012; by Lowtax

A ILL BREAKFAST posted:

this story is for you city of tampa

so before i got a job in my field i worked like 70 hours a week at a gas station in Tarpon Springs, right off of US-19. we opened at 6 but couldn't sell beer until 8 (during the week, Sunday you cant sell until 11. there were a few occasions where upstanding Christian gentlemen wanted to fight me because i wouldnt sell them their pre-church beers) so every day there would be at least 5 people that would come in, go to the beer cooler, find it to be locked, get pissed off and storm out. there is always an 8am rush because the functional alcoholics know you can't buy until that time. almost always singles, though the construction guys would usually go for 12/18/24 packs. very seldom did any of these people even leave the store before cracking their beer and either putting it in one of the fountain cups or just straight up drinking it. there's a ridiculous amount of people drunk driving in pinellas/hillsborough/pasco/manatee every single day. basically what im getting at is keep your wits about you on the road, almost everyone is drunk

The people waiting by the cooler for 8am aren't drunk driving, they're just putting off the DTs. They're at the point where it's going to take more than a beer to get them drunk. It would probably be more dangerous if they didn't have the beer.

# ? Nov 18, 2015 15:52

SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
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Cnut the Great posted:

gently caress you op my dad was killed by a drunk driver

but to answer your question i'd probably just grab a yuengling

Well, if your dad was drinking and driving, it sounds like he'd still be alive.

# ? Nov 18, 2015 16:27

Cnut the Great: Mar 30, 2014

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Well, if your dad was drinking and driving, it sounds like he'd still be alive.

whoops, forgot to mention that my dad was the drunk driver

# ? Nov 18, 2015 16:39

nomadologique: Mar 9, 2011; DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Isaac posted:

Im in aus which is even further maybe. Tecate still manages to be cheap and better though.

my guess is that tecate is a big enough brand to be owned by someone outside mexico and probably also produced outside mexico. i don't know.

fake edit: yes, it is owned by (lol) heineken. produced entirely in mexico though.

corona is owned by anheuser busch. can't really figure why one is cheaper than the other except production costs (tecate is cheaper than corona in the US as well). but it is possible that the price discrepancy is greater in Aus than the US. presumably tecate uses cheaper ingredients and a cheaper process.

i would have to question your taste if you claim tecate is better than corona. i like them both just fine, and i like plenty of other cheap beer, but i don't consider tecate (for instance) to be better than corona outside its price point. but i also think heineken is relatively drinkable, although not nearly drinkable enough to justify its cost.

# ? Nov 18, 2015 17:27

nomadologique: Mar 9, 2011; DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Professor Shark posted:

Same with Stella Artois, at least in Canada. In the last year it went from being standard price beer to all of a sudden jumping to $16.25 for a six pack (1980ml), $28 for a 12 pack (3960ml), and... $3.79 for a 500ml Tall Boy , which is completely out of line with the rest of their packs and is where it should be.

Stella has become the Holier Than Thou beer of the Middle Class Beer World

stella is godawful dog piss and i don't understand how anyone drinks it.

# ? Nov 18, 2015 17:28

nomadologique: Mar 9, 2011; DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Cnut the Great posted:

gently caress you op my dad was killed by a drunk driver

but to answer your question i'd probably just grab a yuengling

good choiec son :cheers:

- your dead dad

# ? Nov 18, 2015 17:28

T.S. Smelliot: Apr 23, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

A ILL BREAKFAST posted:

this story is for you city of tampa

so before i got a job in my field i worked like 70 hours a week at a gas station in Tarpon Springs, right off of US-19. we opened at 6 but couldn't sell beer until 8 (during the week, Sunday you cant sell until 11. there were a few occasions where upstanding Christian gentlemen wanted to fight me because i wouldnt sell them their pre-church beers) so every day there would be at least 5 people that would come in, go to the beer cooler, find it to be locked, get pissed off and storm out. there is always an 8am rush because the functional alcoholics know you can't buy until that time. almost always singles, though the construction guys would usually go for 12/18/24 packs. very seldom did any of these people even leave the store before cracking their beer and either putting it in one of the fountain cups or just straight up drinking it. there's a ridiculous amount of people drunk driving in pinellas/hillsborough/pasco/manatee every single day. basically what im getting at is keep your wits about you on the road, almost everyone is drunk

Lol I drive this route on my way to Pasco and back all the loving time please please tell me which gas station

# ? Nov 18, 2015 18:32