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raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Through a hole in an elevator shaft that you can't get to because the door is closed, but there's a way to get on top of the elevator.

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raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Inside a mushroom, bush, pot.

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money
In a desk you have to click on one hundred times.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
in a bagina

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?
at the very top spire of the tallest building of the city

BoldFrankensteinMir
Jul 28, 2006


Wedged into the horn that's slightly off-key.
Rotating inside an auction house display case.
Offered in return for killing somebody's lucky number of rats.
Baked into a cake by an NPC visiting you in jail.
Floating inside the ghost second from the left, the one that actually takes damage.
Growing out of the end boss's armpit.
Atop a shrine built by gnomes.

Gonzo the Eggman
Apr 15, 2010

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes.
A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

BoldFrankensteinMir posted:

Wedged into the horn that's slightly off-key, that is rotating inside an auction house display case, which is offered in return for killing somebody's lucky number of rats.
In an alcove that is only accessible by cheating (or if you're really really skilful with a rocket launcher) - a la John Romero's head.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
OPEN the skull.
OPEN the book.
OPEN the oval-shaped hole by the book.
OPEN Near-right coffin to release the Mummy.
USE Torch on Mummy.
HIT Rock.
OPEN Bag 1 to find gems.
USE Whitegem on hole.
USE Sphere on water.
USE Torch on ice (NOT ON THE SPHERE!)

BoldFrankensteinMir
Jul 28, 2006


Stashed behind a false-front slot of your inventory menu.
Craftable at level 900 using popsicle sticks.
.001% drop chance from a dire koala bear.

cram me sideways
Apr 26, 2015
you to input THE KONAMI CODE because ha ha only the really cool, insider videogame dudes are gonna understand this reference (the game is a walkathon "horror" title made by a big huggy collective of various races, religions and gender types)

Gonzo the Eggman
Apr 15, 2010

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes.
A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

BoldFrankensteinMir posted:

.001% drop chance from a dire koala bear.
Koala's aren't actually bears (even in video games), so this is rarer than you think.

cram me sideways
Apr 26, 2015
just pay EA $2.99 for this secret collectible, which is otherwise unobtainable

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Sheep-Goats posted:

Through a hole in an elevator shaft that you can't get to because the door is closed, but there's a way to get on top of the elevator.

Underneath an elevator in a shallow hole. Alternatively in a secret room you can only get to by riding on top of an elevator.

olaf2022
Feb 19, 2003
Fun Shoe

Sheep-Goats posted:

OPEN the skull.
OPEN the book.
OPEN the oval-shaped hole by the book.
OPEN Near-right coffin to release the Mummy.
USE Torch on Mummy.
HIT Rock.
OPEN Bag 1 to find gems.
USE Whitegem on hole.
USE Sphere on water.
USE Torch on ice (NOT ON THE SPHERE!)

AS YOU SWIM TOWARD
THE SKELETON, YOU FEEL
THE JAWS OF A SHARK
GRAB YOU AND PULL YOU
UNDER.
YOU CURSE YOURSELF
FOR USING YOUR BODY AS
BAIT!!
EVEN BEFORE THE LIFE
HAS ESCAPED YOUR
BODY, THE LAKE WILL BE
FILLED WITH YOUR BLOOD.
IT'S A SAD THING THAT
YOUR ADVENTURES HAVE
ENDED HERE!!

cram me sideways
Apr 26, 2015
you have to watch the entire credits list of a ubisoft rear end creed game and recite aloud the name of every single person who contributed to that game (requires playstation camera/xbox kinect)

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
In a secret area right past the boss after a lengthy and hard to navigate dungeon.

Beating the boss triggers a cut-scene and ends with your character back outside. And no, you can't get it while fighting the boss, stop trying to cheat and go crawl through it all over again.

cram me sideways
Apr 26, 2015
you have to play and finish zork in its original korean translation - console explodes if it detects you using a GameFAQs walkthrough

BoldFrankensteinMir
Jul 28, 2006


Stolen using laughable three-part disguise.
Lodged in a smuggler's colon.
Won in a collectible card game only 2 NPCs in the whole world give a poo poo about.
A/B compound formed by ingredients stored on opposite sides of the abandoned candy factory.
The item IS the island.

cram me sideways
Apr 26, 2015
must purchase a dozen spicy chicken nuggets from wendys and then carefully CAREFULLY insert each individual nugget into your console's disc drive

BoldFrankensteinMir
Jul 28, 2006


Offered for sale AFTER killing merchant's pot-belly pig.
Final step in 75-part trade quest that started with a poisoned crouton.
Falls out of main character's ear upon entering password "Slutty Karen".

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
you must use excess cat fur to craft a convincing mustache for yourself

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

gary oldmans diary posted:

you must use excess cat fur to craft a convincing mustache for yourself

That is not a collectible, that's mandatory to progress.

BoldFrankensteinMir
Jul 28, 2006


Reward for completing quest WITHOUT convincing mustache...

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!
At the first shop of the game after killing the final boss.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

That is not a collectible, that's mandatory to progress.
the mustache is its own reward you fool

BoldFrankensteinMir
Jul 28, 2006


After conquering territories in the shape of a penis, appears magically at the tip.

!Klams
Dec 25, 2005

Squid Squad
In an area far off the beaten path of the main quest. Later on the main quest takes you near here, and when you check again there is another trophy in the exact same place. Will you get 101% now? No, you'll get around 76% like every other game.

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
up your mother's rear end

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
there's a friendly dog that you pass by a lot and it wags its tail at you and you can pet the dog and the dog likes you but later in the game you can feed the dog a thing that will make the dog barf and the item is in the dog barf and you get the item but the dog doesn't want to hang out with you any more after that and runs away when he sees you

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money
After beating a really hard boss without the power up every NPC in the game tells you is mandatory to beat that boss.

Killed a Girl in 96
Jun 15, 2001

DON'T STOP CAN'T STOP

Rape Stink posted:

up your mother's rear end

calm down, rape stink

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
One of the game's unbeatable you're-supposed-to-lose-this-fight bosses is actually beatable.

Doesn't change the story, but if you grind a lot before it and really prepare and cheese him with certain abilities, you can get something that's sort of nice but not great.

!Klams
Dec 25, 2005

Squid Squad
Towards the end of the game is a sequence that because of a plot point, takes place in an area you clearly won't be able to visit again.

In this area the collectables are just in plain view round every corner.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Some place that you've been to before but weren't at the "right" level

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
In one of the starting areas, just barely out of reach.

Enjoy trying to climb up there for ten minutes. You need one of the gimmick tools, you'll get it a few hours later and then you'll know what that weird thing on the wall meant.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
As a reward for getting 1,000,000 points in the casino mini game. You can only win 100 points at a time.

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?

proof of concept posted:

there's a friendly dog that you pass by a lot and it wags its tail at you and you can pet the dog and the dog likes you but later in the game you can feed the dog a thing that will make the dog barf and the item is in the dog barf and you get the item but the dog doesn't want to hang out with you any more after that and runs away when he sees you

but... i want the dog :shittydog: :petdog:

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

In one of the starting areas, just barely out of reach.

Enjoy trying to climb up there for ten minutes. You need one of the gimmick tools, you'll get it a few hours later and then you'll know what that weird thing on the wall meant.

Except if you leave the room after getting the upgrade instead of immediately backtracking you'll never be able to get it.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Not hidden at all, but when you get close it flies away from you at a speed faster than you can run

gary oldmans diary posted:

somewhere revealed only in a screenshot on the back of the game box :ssh:

in your videogame gf's vagina -raise your relationship status with her via sex to get the collectible :cripes: (gta san andreas) this was the low point of my life

If you're talking about the one I think you are, you could also take her out on a date and blow up your car with her inside, then go back and break into her house to get it.

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
- On a shelf mixed in with mundane, non collectable objects.

- In the belly of a whale

- A treasure chest

- In a female character's panty drawer

- In a bushel of oats

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