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so, i found some ancient scrolls and they pretty much explain everything in history and really filled in some gaps for me. they pretty much explain the reason for our existence. if you want i can read them to you, if not, whatevs. welp, by
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nah im good thanks tho
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Nov 18, 2015 16:27
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stick them up youre rear end
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Nov 18, 2015 16:27
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i'd looking to read them pl
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Nov 18, 2015 16:27
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Do they tell you who put the bomp in the bomp ba bomp ba bomp?
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Nov 18, 2015 16:28
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Yeah I found a scroll... When I scrolled down this page and voted 1.
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Nov 18, 2015 16:28
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What is the definition of is?
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Nov 18, 2015 16:28
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thats gross you found your mums dusty cooch, it's hosed up and funny - classic dad style
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Nov 18, 2015 16:30
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What do they say about 5GB&F? (Five guys burgers and fries)
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Nov 18, 2015 16:33
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That's pretty cool, thanks for sharing that with us.
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Nov 18, 2015 16:36
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Do they explain why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
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Nov 18, 2015 16:38
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Congrats on becoming jewish
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Nov 18, 2015 16:39
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You're the man. I've only been able to find elder scrolls. Which aren't as cool as ancient.
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Nov 18, 2015 16:40
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I read like two words of the OP and then just scrolled right past... 
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Nov 18, 2015 16:42
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dad gay. so what posted:so, i found some ancient scrolls and they pretty much explain everything in history and really filled in some gaps for me. they pretty much explain the reason for our existence. if you want i can read them to you, if not, whatevs. welp, by fax them to me ill be at the mall
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Nov 18, 2015 16:43
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what anime characters are on the scroll
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Nov 18, 2015 16:46
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what's the first sentence? you can tell if a scroll is any good or not just from that usually
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Nov 18, 2015 16:46
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VendaGoat posted:What is the definition of is? Third-person singular form of "be".
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Nov 18, 2015 16:48
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Mozi posted:what's the first sentence? you can tell if a scroll is any good or not just from that usually ancient scrolls 12477 B.C. foreward by: xenu
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Nov 18, 2015 16:50
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Please read scrolls. I have great interest
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Nov 18, 2015 16:52
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are the scrolls marked with the yellow sign?
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Nov 18, 2015 16:52
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i only got the scroll wheel on my mouse well just thought I'd stop by and say hello 
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Nov 18, 2015 16:54
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im so freakin tired. ive been up all night reading these ancient scrolls. i hope they fill my script today or i might just end it all.
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Nov 18, 2015 16:54
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yeah i love ancent stuff
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Nov 18, 2015 16:54
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 Transliteration: kuante esta klau anpor os prilemmur Translation: Within this chamber rest the bones of kings.
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Nov 18, 2015 16:57
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:yeah i love ancent stuff yeah its the weirdest thing. i was out for a walk and i just kind of got lost in my depression and self pity. and pretty soon i realize im all the way out in buxton. buxton maine. so im walking along this rock wall in this hayfield and when i get to the north end there is this huge old oak tree. so i decided to sit down and rest for a second in the shade. im looking at the ground and i see this rock. a rock that had no earthly reason for being in a hayfield in buxton. a good sized piece of shiny black volcanic glass. so i pick it up to look at it and underneath i find some ancient scrolls and well, the rest is history.
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Nov 18, 2015 16:58
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eat poo poo op
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Nov 18, 2015 16:59
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scroll this op: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KCbqhJt16k
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Nov 18, 2015 16:59
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what do they say
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Nov 18, 2015 17:01
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wow, a lot of posters are being really rude here. i guess if they ever found any ancient scrolls they would just keep them for themselves and never share
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Nov 18, 2015 17:03
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Orkin Mang posted:what do they say a lot of stuff you have probably wondered about. im having trouble deciphering some of the words tho, but so far most of it checks out. btw does anyone know what zihuatanejo means?
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dad gay. so what posted:a lot of stuff you have probably wondered about. im having trouble deciphering some of the words tho, but so far most of it checks out. Destroy this thing before Trump finds out you have it.
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Nov 18, 2015 17:04
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dad gay. so what posted:a lot of stuff you have probably wondered about. im having trouble deciphering some of the words tho, but so far most of it checks out. It means 2 for 1 hand jobs and half priced anal on Thursdays
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Nov 18, 2015 17:05
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theres a map in here too. cool.
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Nov 18, 2015 17:17
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with all due respect dgsw i think you are lying to us
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Nov 18, 2015 17:19
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dad gay. so what posted:yeah its the weirdest thing. i was out for a walk and i just kind of got lost in my depression and self pity. and pretty soon i realize im all the way out in buxton. buxton maine. so im walking along this rock wall in this hayfield and when i get to the north end there is this huge old oak tree. so i decided to sit down and rest for a second in the shade. im looking at the ground and i see this rock. a rock that had no earthly reason for being in a hayfield in buxton. a good sized piece of shiny black volcanic glass. so i pick it up to look at it and underneath i find some ancient scrolls and well, the rest is history. my friend has a dog named buxton 
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Nov 18, 2015 17:20
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DGSW I am a doctor and I will refill yoir prescription please tell me the secrets of the scroll!!
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Nov 18, 2015 17:22
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how can you tell they are real scrolls
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Nov 18, 2015 17:22
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Parallax Scroll posted:how can you tell they are real scrolls they are clearly marked and were accompanied by a certificate of authenticity
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dad gay. so what posted:theres a map in here too. cool. You should find a way to monetize these scrolls and help save the forums. Your helping it by posting of course, but if you was able to give all of us money (well me, mostly), it'd sure help!
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