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Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

There are certainly a lot of choices, but it has to be Christmas Shoes, right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qq_ZSaDHI2M

Although Dan Fogelberg is always a contender in contests such as these.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar9Ip7pSqEg

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

all of them, OP

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Santa Baby where the woman wants to gently caress Santa.
Especially inappropriate when performed by a child singer.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RczPreZDFU

OpaqueEcho
Feb 8, 2003

oh no no bro oh no
this abortion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9BZDpni56Y

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

There's that one 80s song that's just talk-singing and the lovely extended saxophone stab after the chorus

You know the one, c'mon

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

HoboZero posted:

There's that one 80s song that's just talk-singing and the lovely extended saxophone stab after the chorus

You know the one, c'mon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nud2TQNahaU

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

we have one that plays at work and at one point they go "merry, merry, merry, merry, merry, merry, merry, merry christmas" and it is very annoying

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?
Feed the World is the worst Christmas song, because it mocks Africans for not knowing what snow is.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
it's a tie between Dominic The Christmas Donkey and Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer hth

Baron Bifford
May 24, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
The one by Mariah Carey.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNM8g5ZZN0Y

lamb
Mar 9, 2004

A single act of carelessness leads to the eternal loss of beauty

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

Holy gently caress I change my answer, what's even going on in that video??

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004


It's this one

To be fair...
Feb 3, 2006
Film Producer

I have fond memories associated with this bad song making me like it.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I just noticed that is Rob Lowe in that Christmas Shoes video I posted. That is embarrassing.

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008


That's it, uuggggghhh holy poo poo

crowoutofcontext
Nov 12, 2006


Better than "Happy Xmas (War is Over)" IMO

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014


Don't take LSD, kids. Or you'll make music... LIKE THIS

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

No Yanda's allowed
I love Wonderful Christmas Time because it's so absurd and obnoxious sounding. Seconding Christmas Wrapping what a pile of poo poo that song is.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
christmas wrapping is so terrible that it's almost endearing, in my opinion.

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

No Yanda's allowed
No Tuba. We will discuss this later.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
i said "almost," not "actually" :mad:

at any rate, it is definitely not worse than dominic the christmas donkey

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Jiggety jig, nig nog nig nog
Just tryna get a beezy

Baron Bifford
May 24, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

Roro posted:

Holy gently caress I change my answer, what's even going on in that video??

Crash_N_Burn posted:

Don't take LSD, kids. Or you'll make music... LIKE THIS

329 goons did not like this video.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Ding fries are done.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


The one about date rape.

Flaccid Trip
Apr 29, 2008

They're all terrible, but Paul McCartney's 'Wonderful Christmas Time' and the Beach Boys 'Little Saint Nick' just fill me with a special kind of hatred for them.

But nobody likes Paul McCartney anyway.

script kitty
Jan 2, 2005

GOTTA GO CATTES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1ZpAp8-ILo

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Inzombiac posted:

The one about date rape.

God Rest You Merry Gentleman had a pretty good sequence in that Claymation special, though?

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

I'M FEELING JIMMY
Gonna have to go with Last Christmas by Wham!.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

It's Little Drummer Boy.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

symbolic posted:

all of them, OP

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
of course it's the loving christmas shoes, though that paul mccartney song is real close

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

OctoberBlues posted:

I just noticed that is Rob Lowe in that Christmas Shoes video I posted. That is embarrassing.

IIRC, he was in the Hallmark TV movie based off the lovely song Christmas Shoes.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

I'M FEELING JIMMY
I actually think it's kinda funny just how, like, tearful people get at Christmas Shoes. I get it's a sad story, but it's so loving hammy.

The Sphinxster posted:

It's Little Drummer Boy.

Did you know?: David Bowie hated Little Drummer Boy so much that they had someone write an entirely different song for him to sing when he was asked to do the song for Bing Crosby's Christmas special.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
12 days of xmas because it's so loving long

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

SpacePig posted:

Did you know?: David Bowie hated Little Drummer Boy so much that they had someone write an entirely different song for him to sing when he was asked to do the song for Bing Crosby's Christmas special.

David Bowie holding it down.

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Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.
Hardrock, Coco and Joe because it's loving weird.

It's a real, old-timey song, and it's just super weird.

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