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Machai posted:we have one that plays at work and at one point they go "merry, merry, merry, merry, merry, merry, merry, merry christmas" and it is very annoying From the first page, but you cant be referencing carol of the bells can you? I hate most christmas music cuz its all 800 years old and sounds the same but carol of the bells legit owns. Its the most ominous sounding christmas song.
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Every christmas I put on my green and red fedora and sing a version of Good King Wenceslas where the duke and page die of hypothermia because god doesn't exist.
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Dec 7, 2015 16:01
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YeahTubaMike posted:nothing by steel panther is the best anything, they are human garbage I wish it was possible to convince other people of this. As soon as someone learns I enjoy metal, they start talking about Steel Panther and insist on showing me videos 
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Dec 7, 2015 16:16
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Iron Crowned posted:I wish it was possible to convince other people of this. As soon as someone learns I enjoy metal, they start talking about Steel Panther and insist on showing me videos please don't tell the metal thread though, they already hate me for liking Avenged Sevenfold and Devildriver
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Dec 7, 2015 16:19
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symbolic posted:personally i enjoy some of Steel Panther's songs, and they seem like a bunch of cool dudes And now I hate you too. How do you feel about Five Finger Death Punch?
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Dec 7, 2015 16:25
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Iron Crowned posted:And now I hate you too. How do you feel about Five Finger Death Punch?
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Dec 7, 2015 16:28
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Ugh Starbucks tortured me with 12 days of Christmas as sung by the muppets (good lord) followed by Wonderful Christmas Time, followed by some kind of corporate mandated Christmas rap song. 12 Days of christmas should be banned as a song, but at least when its sung by normal voices its easy to ignore. I keep hearing Mrs. Piggy squealing 'fiiiive golden riiiings' in the back of my mind.
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Bismuth posted:Mrs. Piggy squealing 'fiiiive golden riiiings' in the back of my mind. Ba dump bump bum e: And now I'm getting slightly wierded out watching Youtube vids, because my mom had the album but I guess I never saw the TV special they're from. Jim Henson and John Denver are dead and Frank Oz is all bitter and refuses to even do voices anymore so welp. 
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Dec 7, 2015 17:16
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steel panthers music is bad but god drat their shows look hilarious that one of kelly clarkson going up and singing with them completely shitfaced just slays me
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Dec 7, 2015 17:41
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Bismuth posted:I keep hearing Mrs. Piggy squealing 'fiiiive golden riiiings' in the back of my mind. lol. Im so sorry. Its "Ms " btw. The pig is obviously unmarried. The same drat thing happened to me with "the final countdown". There is this commercial with it thats been playing nonstop and thoughout the day suddenly " doo doo DOO doo! Doodoodoo dewt DOO!" Football starting music starts randomly playing in my head. gently caress! Ill grant that ur piggy problem is infinitely worse though.
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Dec 7, 2015 17:50
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Bismuth posted:12 Days of christmas should be banned as a song, but at least when its sung by normal voices its easy to ignore. I keep hearing Mrs. Piggy squealing 'fiiiive golden riiiings' in the back of my mind. She doesn't even say "golden" like the syllabic flow of the song goes and how every recording/performing artist has sung it for over two hundred years. She says "GOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLDDDDD" and fucks up the flow. Like I said in the other thread, Frank Oz can burn in hell for that (but yeah, even the Muppets version of that song is terrible).
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Dec 7, 2015 18:30
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So, well... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHI8M1K2LXs People make fun of Jingle Cats a lot, and rightfully so, because it's the most ridiculous goddamn thing ever... but my family actually had this in the mid-nineties, and we fuckin' loved the poo poo out of it! Irony didn't exist back then, you see. I've listened to the Meowy Christmas album so many times in my life that if they recorded it with different cat clips, I would notice. I would notice. That one in particular was the first track on the album, so whenever I heard those first few seconds, I got excited for cat noises.  My mom still plays it when we're all home for Christmas, and I can't listen to more than a few minutes without going insane, but the fond memories are there.Now, though, with the marvel of modern technology and youtube, we can enjoy the creepy batshit insane videos they made to go with the songs. This one's even better: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvYOm89IcUU Bismuth posted:I keep hearing Mrs. Piggy squealing 'fiiiive golden riiiings' in the back of my mind. Oh, boy, that was another one. My family loved annoying poo poo.
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Dec 7, 2015 18:32
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You Are A Elf posted:She doesn't even say "golden" like the syllabic flow of the song goes and how every recording/performing artist has sung it for over two hundred years. She says "GOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLDDDDD" and fucks up the flow. 'gold rings' is the more traditionally accepted lyric.
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Dec 7, 2015 18:34
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Someone made a pretty good carol last Christmas music thread Jingle bells, this thread smells GBS is gay op is a human being and his mother snorts cocaine (I hate christmas)
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Dec 7, 2015 18:38
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Iron Crowned posted:I wish it was possible to convince other people of this. As soon as someone learns I enjoy metal, they start talking about Steel Panther and insist on showing me videos seriously, their songs are so loving heinous. crass, unfunny nonsense. symbolic posted:personally i enjoy some of Steel Panther's songs, and they seem like a bunch of cool dudes  "bat country" is a fun karaoke song 
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Dec 7, 2015 18:53
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How has "Santa Claus is coming to town" by Bruce Springsteen not been mentioned? That poo poo is really really bad.
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NotWearingPants posted:How has "Santa Claus is coming to town" by Bruce Springsteen not been mentioned? because it isn't worse than wonderful christmastime. i feel like that's probably the bar. symbolic posted:see, the thing is, i only really like their album Hail to the King and than a few other select tracks: "Beast and the Harlot", "Afterlife", "Bat Country", and "Critical Acclaim". most of the rest of their discography is trash. i really don't feel comfortable defending anything avenged sevenfold ever released tbh
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Dec 7, 2015 19:07
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I just wish Christmas would go away. Maybe just drop the nuke and end the war already so I can be free of all the bad songs and feigned niceness in the name of our corporate overlords.
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GRR YES THIS SONG loving SUCKSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrvebqA8xdM This one is also really loving stupid edit: sleigh ride. god drat motherfucking sleigh ride Radical and BADical! fucked around with this message at 19:28 on Dec 7, 2015 |
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Dec 7, 2015 19:20
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Iron Crowned posted:I just wish Christmas would go away. Maybe just drop the nuke and end the war already so I can be free of all the bad songs and feigned niceness in the name of our corporate overlords. Hey no, Christmas is really cool, even if there are bad parts. You do not even have to believe in the baby Jesus but still like cool stuff like snow and sparkly trees and holly and family traditions and all the other cool things around Christmastime.
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Bring back Saturnalia. Wikipedia tells me it involved roll reversals, which is good, because who doesn't like a nice holiday pegging.
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FIRST TIME posted:This is the best Christmas song.
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you were warned posted:So, well... Jingle Cats is a waking nightmare made real by the terrifying power of late 90's computer graphics
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Seriously what the gently caress is wrong with people who keep recording new versions of 12 days of christmas. At least Wonderful Christmas time could be counted as an individual fluke of pure awfulness but there are like hundreds of versions of 12 days of christmas and they all blow.
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I worked at Sears in High School and there was a Christmas jingle that was about a minute and a half long promoting their Lands End merchandise and it is probably the worst Christmas-related thing I've ever heard. I don't think they could afford to pay anyone a decent amount of money for a song because not only are the lyrics horseshit but the guy who sang had an awful voice and the melody is still burned into my brain. I still haven't been able to find it outside of that one Christmas I worked and it's probably for the better but I still want to inflict other people with the pain I felt for loving months, day in and day out. "Seasons greetings from your friends, Seasons greetings from Lands End" 
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Bismuth posted:Seriously what the gently caress is wrong with people who keep recording new versions of 12 days of christmas. At least Wonderful Christmas time could be counted as an individual fluke of pure awfulness but there are like hundreds of versions of 12 days of christmas and they all blow. I heard one with car-horns the other day at Meijer, somehow that was worse than Jingle Cats
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what was up with that Bob Dylan christmas albumIron Crowned posted:I heard one with car-horns the other day at Meijer, somehow that was worse than Jingle Cats ha ha ha
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Iron Crowned posted:I heard one with car-horns the other day at Meijer, somehow that was worse than Jingle Cats  disgusting
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thanks alot assbag posted:it's this one. Mother of gently caress. I overheard this in a Wendy's ONCE and it will NOT leave my brain. Now I have a name to stick on my voodoo doll. Die like a pig in Hell, King Virtue. E: I also hate "Grown-Up Christmas List". Senior Woodchuck fucked around with this message at 21:37 on Dec 7, 2015 |
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You Are A Elf posted:She doesn't even say "golden" like the syllabic flow of the song goes and how every recording/performing artist has sung it for over two hundred years. She says "GOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLDDDDD" and fucks up the flow. Counterpoint: The muppet version actually owns Bismuth posted:Seriously what the gently caress is wrong with people who keep recording new versions of 12 days of christmas. At least Wonderful Christmas time could be counted as an individual fluke of pure awfulness but there are like hundreds of versions of 12 days of christmas and they all blow. IMO there are far worse songs that keep getting new covers for some reason. One of those is Sleigh Ride, which is a good instrumental then at some point some rear end in a top hat decided it needed some lovely lyrics and the rest is history.
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Paul Shaffer doing Cher singing O Holy Night https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPwN14ANp_s sorry, I thought this was the best christmas song thread.
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raditts posted:Counterpoint: The muppet version actually owns Part of what makes 12 days so obnoxious is the repetition and length. If it was 4 or 5 days of christmas I'd be more ok with it.
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this poo poo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEvGKUXW0iI and this poo poo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhBmT72pvSw I don't appreciate Daves verbal abuse
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I just learned that this exists. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZkW3eMdjNc It's really, really bad.
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What's the consensus of the Twisted Sister Christmas album. Haven't heard it in about 10 or so years but the me back then kinda liked it.
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The drat local radio station keeps playing Peanuts music. Not Vince Guaraldi's Charlie Brown Christmas theme, but his Linus and Lucy that's universally known as "that Charlie Brown music." Still better than the umpteenth version of the same few songs that are way longer than they have any right to be.
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I was introduced to this work of art today. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEqHPjiP7Pk Phobic Nest posted:The drat local radio station keeps playing Peanuts music. Not Vince Guaraldi's Charlie Brown Christmas theme, but his Linus and Lucy that's universally known as "that Charlie Brown music." Linus and Lucy was written for the Christmas special and is on the album, so it technically passes muster.
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