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Chatting to a girl I know on whatsapp for a bit, basically asked her if I could come round to her house to 'watch a movie.' Stopped talking to me, obviously I'd gone too far, she was turning me down. Inwardly fuming, turned to porn and masturbation. At the very second I come onto my clothes she belatedly replies. Yep, it's great, I can come over. Too loving late.
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Why do you need other messaging apps besides the one on the phone? Do you live in a lovely country with bad cell service?
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Nov 18, 2015 18:49
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do you have one of those single serving disposable dicks or something
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Nov 18, 2015 18:55
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Why are you posting on SA instead of rushing into the shower, scrambling for new clothes and running out the door ASAP?
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Nov 18, 2015 18:57
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wiffle ball bat posted:do you have one of those single serving disposable dicks or something There are probably people with longer refractory periods than me, but I imagine they're rare. Twice a week is exhausting for me. Left to my own devices I masturbate about once a month.
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Nov 18, 2015 18:57
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youve got a bad hormonal imbalance and probably cancer, go to the doctor
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Nov 18, 2015 19:01
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Maybe she just wants to watch a movie.
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Nov 18, 2015 19:03
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You and Mitt Romney both op
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Nov 18, 2015 19:03
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You have an entire trip over there, and maybe 30 minutes of a movie. I think you'll have plenty of time to prep for another boner.
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Nov 18, 2015 19:03
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Fairly passive posted:There are probably people with longer refractory periods than me, but I imagine they're rare. Twice a week is exhausting for me. Left to my own devices I masturbate about once a month. What your tongue is broken, too?
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Nov 18, 2015 19:03
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What op you can't nut more than once a day? loving pathetic piece of poo poo
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Nov 18, 2015 19:04
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Fairly passive posted:There are probably people with longer refractory periods than me, but I imagine they're rare. Twice a week is exhausting for me. Left to my own devices I masturbate about once a month. Kill youre self
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Nov 18, 2015 19:05
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Fairly passive posted:There are probably people with longer refractory periods than me, but I imagine they're rare. Twice a week is exhausting for me. Left to my own devices I masturbate about once a month. Fairly Passive.
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Nov 18, 2015 19:05
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ok wow op i can nut upwards of 6 times in one 24 hour period and that's probably skewing average or worse for a healthy adult male
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Nov 18, 2015 19:07
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hey can i come around and watch a movie at your place is totally not a cool thing to say when at the beginning of the mating stage op
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Nov 18, 2015 19:08
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wiffle ball bat posted:youve got a bad hormonal imbalance and probably cancer, go to the doctor Apparently no cancer, but I'm in the 10th percentile for testosterone for men of my age. Trying to stall until tomorrow.
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Nov 18, 2015 19:08
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OP may never know the love of a (wo)man because of his broken dick. God forbid he get creative with tongue or finger and build a reputation for later when Hailey's comet streaks by and his member rises once again. I'll keep you in my prayers, you absolute buffoon.
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Nov 18, 2015 19:09
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op is a broke dick piece of poo poo
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Nov 18, 2015 19:10
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Are you worried you can't get another boner or are you worried your "production" would be questionably low for her? If number one then you got boner problems ,OP. Don't go to her house, go to the doctor instead. If number two then she's a little weird and it wouldn't work out anyway, OP.
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Nov 18, 2015 19:11
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Fairly passive posted:Apparently no cancer, but I'm in the 10th percentile for testosterone for men of my age. Trying to stall until tomorrow. please dont inflict your broken dick on some poor girl who probably has a normal amount of sex needs and should be paired up with a dude with a normal and functioning dong for her life happiness
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Nov 18, 2015 19:14
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Do you have magic underpants?
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Nov 18, 2015 19:16
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Fairly passive posted:Trying to stall until tomorrow. are you loving serious
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Nov 18, 2015 19:17
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Why don't you just have her come over and you can eat her out. Speaking as a woman, I would appreciate that.
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Nov 18, 2015 19:17
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misty mountaintop posted:Why don't you just have her come over and you can eat her out. Speaking as a woman, I would appreciate that. pm me
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Nov 18, 2015 19:18
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you only get ONE SHOT do NOT miss your chance to BLOW
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Nov 18, 2015 19:18
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Lol at this guy not being able to clean up and be ready for round 2 within minutes.
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Nov 18, 2015 19:19
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Fairly passive posted:on whatsapp Thread title checks out.
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Nov 18, 2015 19:22
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if a dude came over and was just like yeah im just gonna give you some head that would be a major red flag and warning sign that his dick is broke or hes some kind of eating vagina fetishist (weird)
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Nov 18, 2015 19:22
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go buy some viagra I hear there's a lot of places you can get them for cheap
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Nov 18, 2015 19:28
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Fairly passive posted:Apparently no cancer, but I'm in the 10th percentile for testosterone for men of my age. Trying to stall until tomorrow. TRT ----------------
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Nov 18, 2015 19:34
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whatsapp is awesome, especially if you have a lot of friends out of the country. We don't know how old the op is. Although he's on whatsapp so probably not 70. You could benefit from some testosterone supplement if you are inclined OP. Although whatever works for you. Contrary to most posters as a girl just oral would annoy the poo poo out of me. But I don't go to some ones house expecting to gently caress the first time. I'm guessing she went silent to see if she could make arrangements for a ride/sitter or whatever. You can hang out with a girl without loving her.
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Nov 18, 2015 19:35
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Fairly passive posted:There are probably people with longer refractory periods than me, but I imagine they're rare. Twice a week is exhausting for me. Left to my own devices I masturbate about once a month. lmao
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Nov 18, 2015 19:35
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Viagra that poo poo up
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Nov 18, 2015 19:36
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twist: he gets tired because his dick is so big it takes all his blood to fill
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Nov 18, 2015 19:36
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Testosterone L 5.4 nmol/L ( 11.0 - 40.0 ) Calculated Free Testosterone L 89 pmol/L ( 260 - 740 ) I did TRT a few years back, was pretty good. Maybe it's time to stick with it. Restaurant tomorrow. Romance.
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Nov 18, 2015 19:38
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What movie are you going to watch?
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Nov 18, 2015 19:38
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shes gonna be super disappointed in their sex life if they get together....All the best though
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Nov 18, 2015 19:44
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Maybe she doesn't have a vcr and feels like poo poo. Buy her a Betamax you insensitive jagoff.
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Nov 18, 2015 19:45
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Arian_Samurai posted:What movie are you going to watch? Probably some Pixar thing. I live in hope of meeting a girl who enjoys Blade Runner. Never gonna happen.
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www posted:shes gonna be super disappointed in their sex life if they get together....All the best though I get through the first week or two on novelty alone. Then my interest plummets and I become more and more like my true, dull self and less like the interesting person I pretended to be to get her interest. Two/three months, max, ended by mutual agreement.
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