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Dog limps into a bar. "I'm lookin for the man who shot my paw."
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What do you call an explosion in a French Kitchen? Linoleum Blownapart!
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Nov 19, 2015 02:10
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Champenema posted:What's the best thing about loving twenty eight year olds? That's almost to trucker-joke level.
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Nov 19, 2015 02:11
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What did the West Virginia girl say during sex? Not so hard dad your crushing my Malboros!
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Nov 19, 2015 02:29
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Good Lord Fisher! posted:ask me if i'm an orange... Are you an orange?
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Nov 19, 2015 04:21
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knock knock (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Nov 19, 2015 04:47
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dad gay. so what posted:knock knock
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Nov 19, 2015 04:48
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symbolic posted:who's there none of your business, scram
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Nov 19, 2015 04:50
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whats the difference between my rear end
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Nov 19, 2015 04:52
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Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair
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Nov 19, 2015 04:57
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What did the dog say when asked to explain why he so dearly loved the back yard tree? ruff bark
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Nov 19, 2015 05:02
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Smokey posted:whats the difference between my rear end the circumference of a coke bottle
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Nov 19, 2015 05:06
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There was this elephant who decided to get a part time job at a bakery* to save up to buy a toilet. When he showed up to the interview the manager asked the elephant what qualifications he had to work a part time job. As the elephant passionately laid out hsi extensive retail and patisserie experience, the manager interrupted him curltly explaining, "Wait.... if you buy a toilet, and you flush your business -- what will the poor dung beetles eat?" Just then the elephent straigthened his tie and tossed this beauty of a zinger orally into the ether; "They shall eat your finest croissants" the elephant intoned, "and doubtless that they shant taste the diff" *you should know that this particular bakery is known for the unusual poor quality of its croissants
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Nov 19, 2015 05:16
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How is Easter like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle's dick? they usually come in April
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Nov 19, 2015 10:03
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A long time ago somebody posted this is PYF: "So I was going down on my girlfriend and suddenly I tasted horse semen. And I thought 'Oh, grandma. So that's how you died.' "
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Nov 19, 2015 10:26
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How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? It's an obscure number, you've probably never heard of it
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Nov 19, 2015 10:38
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From one of the greatest movies: What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My rear end!
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Nov 19, 2015 11:51
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What do you get when you cross an alligator with a kangaroo?
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Nov 19, 2015 11:51
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what do you get when you cross a mexican and an octopus? i don't loving know but it sure as hell can pick lettuce
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Nov 19, 2015 12:44
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warum steht ein pilz im wald? weil die tannen zapfen (If any non-german speaking goons get this I will be impressed, it's pretty punny)
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Nov 19, 2015 12:49
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When is a door not a door? When it's ajar
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Nov 19, 2015 12:53
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zimboe posted:How does ISIS prepare stewmeat for stew?
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Nov 19, 2015 12:56
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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. They're very efficient and not very funny.
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Nov 19, 2015 13:26
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Smokey posted:whats the difference between my rear end I believe the joke goes "What's the difference between an owl and a bungee cord?" my rear end Just remember to shout ENOUGH once people start laughing
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Nov 19, 2015 13:37
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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar The horse says "bloody hell, I'm in the wrong joke" What's brown and sticky? A stick How do you confuse a blond? Dress up like a duck and throw toothbrushes at her
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Nov 19, 2015 13:48
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what would you call the Jetsons if they were black?
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Nov 19, 2015 13:53
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amityville anus posted:what would you call the Jetsons if they were black? Corpses
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Nov 19, 2015 13:54
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knock knock
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Nov 19, 2015 13:58
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A pirate walks into a tavern and he's got a captain's wheel stuffed down his pantaloons. The bartender asks him "why do you have a captain's wheel stuffed down your pantaloons?" To which he replies: "Arr! It steers me testicles!"
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Nov 19, 2015 14:08
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Windows 98 posted:Corpses Eh, close enough. I don't need another probation.
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Nov 19, 2015 14:17
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How do you know when your sister is on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood
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Nov 19, 2015 14:22
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Harveygod posted:Why did they kick the octopus out the Navy? How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten. 
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Nov 19, 2015 14:23
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What do you call pasta made in Compton? Spaghetto
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Nov 19, 2015 14:32
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Apparently, somebody in Great Britain gets stabbed every 43 seconds. poor bastard
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Nov 19, 2015 14:34
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What's worse than nine babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to nine trees
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Nov 19, 2015 14:38
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Retail Slave posted:What's worse than nine babies nailed to a tree? Are the first nine babies alive? 
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Nov 19, 2015 14:41
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Ahh, into the dead baby jokes. Finally. What's blue and makes women cry? Crib Death. *Rim shot* ... I'l be here all week, folks.
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Nov 19, 2015 14:52
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Ive got a really good knock knock joke, but someone else has to start it
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Nov 19, 2015 15:03
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Moola posted:Ive got a really good knock knock joke, but someone else has to start it DGSW, don't be a knock blocker.
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Aatrek is sitting on a parkbench when he sees a 10 year old girl walk by. "that old hag used to be so hot 5 years ago" he says to himself.
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