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ScrotoTurboSperg posted:shitpost the lbs away 
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got gravity bombs? Just use a small one. You can change your weight to whatever you want.
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NotSockAccount posted:
please describe your two 1000 calorie meals per day and how you feel emotionally about the 20 year old girl who cooks or microwaves them for you at the cheap poo poo food place you go to
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Nov 19, 2015 06:11
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extra stout posted:please describe your two 1000 calorie meals per day Well, being a man-child, I have no monnies so no monnies=no 20 year old girl. I do however have tons of boxes of Factory Rejected Hot Pockets (They are okay, because I got the lean brand) and I got a microwave right next to me, it's all hooked up and everything. If i'm thirsty I drink Sprite because it cleans away the taste of Hot Pockets and Sprite is free where I'm from.
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Nov 19, 2015 06:21
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could always continue jacking off like you always do, op.
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Nov 19, 2015 06:27
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is this the new fat people thread what hapepend to the old one
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Nov 19, 2015 07:23
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TheIllestVillain posted:is this the new fat people thread New mod.
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Nov 19, 2015 07:28
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TheIllestVillain posted:is this the new fat people thread Fat mock threads always get gassed for some reason. 
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Nov 19, 2015 08:08
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i use the kramer strategy of keeping no food in my house, ive just got a 24 pack of bottled water and thats the only edible thing in my house
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Nov 19, 2015 08:18
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Become a breatharian. All you need is sunlight, water, and air! 
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Nov 19, 2015 08:31
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Electrical muscle stimulation, op
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Nov 19, 2015 08:34
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Poop more than you eat, piss more than you drink
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Nov 19, 2015 12:09
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ChairmanMeow posted:worms Parasites are the answer, OP.
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Nov 19, 2015 15:16
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Low carb! Eat buckets of lard! Lose weight! Get a heart attack on a jog.
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Nov 19, 2015 16:15
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TheIllestVillain posted:is this the new fat people thread it wasn't really that interesting to read so I gassed it as part of the first round of pruning
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El Spider posted:it wasn't really that interesting to read so I gassed it as part of the first round of pruning El Spider finally noticed my comedic genius, thank you senpai. 
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ChairmanMeow posted:why are you not a life coach? I need some one to pull my life together like this. NotSockAccount posted:Well, being a man-child, I have no monnies so no monnies=no 20 year old girl. I do however have tons of boxes of Factory Rejected Hot Pockets (They are okay, because I got the lean brand) and I got a microwave right next to me, it's all hooked up and everything. If i'm thirsty I drink Sprite because it cleans away the taste of Hot Pockets and Sprite is free where I'm from. Well, right there's your problem. Eating money burns calories, but you have no money to eat. It's also general knowledge that all food microwaved by 20-year-old girls is very slimming. And it is unfortunate that the only thing you have to drink is Sprite. Everyone knows that Sugar-free Carbonated Chili is the only soda that you should drink when on a diet. Please consider these important points while continuing with the regimen I suggested earlier.
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If I have learned one thing from reading the Martian, it is that cooking things makes it more nutritional. Microwave your Sprite. Either that or remove the door and jam a knife into the door sensor so that your hot pockets cook evenly.
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Nov 20, 2015 01:03
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So if you essentially starve yourself via the water and multivitamin method how do you avoid the headaches and fatigue? Do those go away?
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Nov 20, 2015 03:07
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You really can just stop eating for a while. It sucks most day 1 and 2.
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Nov 20, 2015 05:10
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Remember the old ephedrine/caffeine/aspirin stack that used to be popular until ephedrine got banned because people use it to make meth? That was great for morning workouts. Nowadays a stack of anavar/clenbuterol/T3 is popular with crossfitters to get lean. Note: Anavar anabolic steroid that doesn't make girls look manly, clen is an anti-asthma drug and T3 is a thyroid hormone. In other words, the way to get lean without moving is drugs druggity drugs.
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Nov 20, 2015 07:04
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please provide link
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Nov 20, 2015 07:16
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drink more water stand up more never sit down (actually start working out even if you are disabled crippled or what ever)
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Nov 20, 2015 07:28
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ChairmanMeow posted:please provide link 
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Nov 20, 2015 08:17
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nothing but diet coke diet
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Nov 20, 2015 08:17
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There was that one British chick that drank only Redbull instead of eating and lost a bunch of weight. Try drinking one-two sugar-free Redbulls each "meal" time.
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Nov 20, 2015 08:44
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Edgar Allan Pwned posted:So if you essentially starve yourself via the water and multivitamin method how do you avoid the headaches and fatigue? Do those go away? You're not going to ever not feel fatigued if you're starving, that's just common sense.
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Nov 20, 2015 15:18
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uh i wanted thin link, but still thread delivers
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Nov 20, 2015 15:24
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My dad suffered a brain trauma and was in a coma for like 6 weeks, and didn't walk for over 2 months. He lost 30 lbs. Try getting in a motorcycle accident without wearing a helmet.
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Nov 20, 2015 16:44
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Need skinny mods so they don't get shamed into gassing fat threads. Also OP do keigel exercises. Just clench your butt a whole bunch. A
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Nov 20, 2015 17:30
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instead of freelance cancer
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Nov 20, 2015 17:53
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Gaunab posted:eat less lol
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Nov 20, 2015 21:00
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Fast Mortify Yourself Contemplate Your Total Lack of Independence Accept Helplessness Accept Death Come to Understanding Come to God
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Nov 20, 2015 21:37
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vug posted:Fast This isn't 12 steps. Now I'm still an addict. Thanks for nothing, vug. Just...thanks...
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Nov 21, 2015 04:12
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freeze everything you eat and drink. then eat ice cube food and ice cubes. your body burns a ton of calories heating it back up to body temperature
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Nov 21, 2015 04:31
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OP checks thread...
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Nov 21, 2015 05:25
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Say Nothing posted:OP checks thread... How did you get that footage of me? It was may cat, wasn't it? That Traitor!
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Nov 21, 2015 05:29
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Say Nothing posted:OP checks thread... how has he not literally just collapsed under his own weight?
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Cowman posted:how has he not literally just collapsed under his own weight? He is collapsed, he's lying prone.
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