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Good News is getting a kidney transplant after 8 years on dialysis.  Bad is having the surgeons tear the tube between the kidney and bladder and needing to wear a catheter that attaches to your leg and goes through your dick to the bladder for 2 weeks.  post your good news / bad news stories
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Nov 19, 2015 11:04
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well poo poo nobody's gonna top that
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Nov 19, 2015 11:05
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Good news is you're going to finally lose those love handles! Bad news is you have flesh-eating bacteria
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Nov 19, 2015 12:18
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& yet sin abides.
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Nov 19, 2015 12:25
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good news: still alive. bad news: still alive.
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Nov 19, 2015 12:38
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Good news: didn't really read the OP Bad news: something bad happened to the parisites
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Nov 19, 2015 12:46
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good news: found some ancient scrolls  bad news: the reptilians have artificially shortened our lifespans to harvest our souls 
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Nov 19, 2015 13:52
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good news: got kidney transplant and will live for many years! bad news: is loser and life sucks
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Nov 19, 2015 13:52
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Good news: Killed that bee Bad news: We need bees
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Nov 19, 2015 13:56
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good news: girlfriend said yes! bad news: now has nagging wife who hates me
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Nov 19, 2015 13:58
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Good news: build dream house in suburbs! Bad news: house fall down
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Nov 19, 2015 14:01
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Good news! Finally made a friend Bad news: friend inside my head
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Nov 19, 2015 14:03
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Good news: had a beautiful baby son Bad news: son turned out gay
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Nov 19, 2015 14:04
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Good news: Potato man comes to the door offering free potatoes. Bad news: Is not potato man, is instead secret police.
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Nov 19, 2015 21:55
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Kidsolo posted:Good News is getting a kidney transplant after 8 years on dialysis. bad news is you're going to need to potty train yourself all over again once they take the catheter away good news is all those kegel exercises will pay off when you get laid bad news is you're never going to get laid
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Nov 19, 2015 22:02
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Loden Taylor posted:bad news is you're going to need to potty train yourself all over again once they take the catheter away Good news.... I might find someone into golden showers
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Nov 20, 2015 03:29
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bad news: im a white male aging like a sack of moldy taters good news: already married
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Nov 20, 2015 03:31
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Kidsolo posted:Good news.... I might find someone into golden showers Bad news: is your cousin
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Nov 20, 2015 03:33
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good news: i'm gay bad news: i'm married
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Nov 20, 2015 03:35
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We all get the bodies we deserve op
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Nov 20, 2015 03:41
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ThePriceIsRight posted:good news: i'm gay lol gays are so loving dum "Let's fight for our right to get married!" dumasses, they had a good thing going and they ruined it
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Nov 20, 2015 03:42
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Are you the person who made that health post about blood pressure and ending up in a horrible medical situation because he ignored the signs? Regardless I'm glad that you're not dead. Does having a catheter mean you see your pee all the time?
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Nov 20, 2015 03:45
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DeathTongue posted:Good news: Potato man comes to the door offering free potatoes. Good news: The secret policeman really did bring potatoes to give you. Bad news: They're stuffed in a pillow case and he'll be 'giving' them to you upside your head.
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Nov 20, 2015 04:18
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SHISHKABOB posted:Are you the person who made that health post about blood pressure and ending up in a horrible medical situation because he ignored the signs? No, that wasn't me that made a health post. yes, I can see my pee in the bag and have to empty it often. After being on dialysis for a long time you lose the power to pee, so this feels strange. I am currently pissing like an old cow on steroids. they should be removing it next week.
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Nov 20, 2015 12:08
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ChrisHansen posted:Bad news: is your cousin Good news is it's my female cousin
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Nov 20, 2015 12:09
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Good News: 9/11 Bad News: Homeland
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Nov 20, 2015 12:18
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good news: nandos for lunch bad news: -
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Nov 20, 2015 12:24
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bad news; op posted good news: i can vote 1
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Nov 20, 2015 13:13
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Good News: Finding Easter eggs on Easter morning. Bad News: Finding Easter eggs on Christmas morning.
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Nov 20, 2015 15:05
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Uhh bad news about the piss bag? Good news more like. Now you can finish that epic WoW raid marathon with only having to stop for occasional poo poo breaks.
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Nov 20, 2015 15:51
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social vegan posted:bad news; op posted Good news... being able to vote 1 Bad news... being "That Guy"
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Nov 21, 2015 03:11
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Kitchner posted:Uhh bad news about the piss bag? Good news more like. Now you can finish that epic WoW raid marathon with only having to stop for occasional poo poo breaks. Honestly, who stops for poo poo breaks?
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Nov 21, 2015 03:13
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good news: the lord died for me bad news: mondays
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Nov 21, 2015 03:18
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The Good News is Jesus died for your sins The Bad News is God killed himself because of you
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Nov 21, 2015 04:43
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Attitude Indicator posted:good news: still alive.
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Nov 21, 2015 05:58
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good news; just got home after delivering sandwiches on my bike all evening in the blinding snow bad news; it loving sucked
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Nov 21, 2015 06:09
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Good news, she let me stick it in! Bad news: I forgot what to do next.
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Nov 21, 2015 06:11
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Good news! I got the robots my students need to build for our upcoming robotics competition. Bad news! Our student computers are so old they are not compatible with the robots and there is no way to program them once they are built.
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Nov 21, 2015 06:13
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good news: make a lot of money bad news: hate my job and jobs in general ----------------
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Nov 21, 2015 07:36
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good new: drank a bunch of beer bad news: tomorrow AM ----------------
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Nov 21, 2015 07:37
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