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subhuman filth
Nov 1, 2006

Take a picture. How long do you honestly think this guy would last on sa

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FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Does he know that it's the history dept. and not the IT help desk?

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Frog Act posted:

now he's laughing and taking intense notes about a youtube video loudly discussing an "iron blooded orphan". he's getting really worked up. must be quite an orphan

I think that's the subtitle to the new gundam, op

nononsense
Feb 28, 2013
It sounds like he's just lonely and only wants someone to talk to him. Why don't you give him a nice big hug, OP?

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



i just got stuck talking to him for 45 minutes about politics. he's a hardcore right winger who thinks personal responsibility is all that matters, which is ironic coming from someone who cannot even take care o themsvles thanks to autism.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
You should play sonic together. Maybe if you play your cards right you can have a mutual j/o session, get your chaos emeralds glowing.

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
why is he there?

GET IN THE ROBOT
Nov 28, 2007

JUST GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT SHINJI
I know its creepy to take pictures of random people but this guy is a creeper anyway so it cancels itself out. AFAIK you're just making it up and won't believe you until you post visual evidence of the lard rear end bigfoot

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


I've always wanted to see an average youtube poster in real life

consider yourself lucky OP

I can only fantasize

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
videotape him singing his favorite anime song. bonus points if you join in

Moltke
May 13, 2009
It's me. I'm the one in the OP.

take the moon
Feb 13, 2011

by sebmojo
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take the moon fucked around with this message at 02:09 on Dec 17, 2015

take the moon
Feb 13, 2011

by sebmojo
*

take the moon fucked around with this message at 02:09 on Dec 17, 2015

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Frog Act posted:

actually he is getting very upset at the youtube coments on an anime video right now. he is gesticulating aggressively and castigating the commenters, verbally, while breathing heavily and rocking in his chair

i can't get any fuckin work done so im posting about in gbs

Based on this post and your vocabulary, perhaps it is you who is the autism?

LadyAmbien
Oct 22, 2015

Frog Act posted:

so this horrible autistic guy is always inexplicably hanging around the department i work in at my university. twice a week i keep office hours and every week i end up stuck in this lovely graduate conference room with this dude. he is incredibly irritating. he yells loudly at chinese cartoons on youtube, gesticulates angrily at forum posts about anime, and interjects into history conversations to talk about why the indians weren't really genocided and the nazis were actually okay guys.

he is currently using his shirt to wipe his mouth and nose, exposing his disgusting stomach. last time he was eating noisily and burping and making horrible body sounds.

i'm pretty sure i'm gonna have to interact with him again at some point today and doing so is always a profoundly unpleasant thing. goons have you ever had to contend with anything like this? a purposeless weird limpet who seems to have no ostensible reason to be in a place but always is?

When he stands up, get in his face and start screaming, "I DON'T LIKE YOU, I DON'T LIKE YOU!" You know, assert your dominance.

But actually, go to the University and tell them his racist bullshit makes you uncomfortable and you'd prefer to get some work done without having to deal with it.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

i like your username OP

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

LadyAmbien posted:

When he stands up, get in his face and start screaming, "I DON'T LIKE YOU, I DON'T LIKE YOU!" You know, assert your dominance.

But actually, go to the University and tell them his racist bullshit makes you uncomfortable and you'd prefer to get some work done without having to deal with it.

Yeah right, and risk him gunning everybody down? Best to let sleeping dogs lie. You know, in case they have rabies.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



he told me that trans people are just mentally ill and people should have to work for the right not to die so i learned a lot today


DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

i like your username OP

thank you friend

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
get him banned. Talk to your boss.

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

Frog Act posted:

he told me that trans people are just mentally ill

Well, yeah.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Ask him to buy you a meatball sub.

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
so how was the sex?

Docahedron
May 11, 2008

Im a special snowflake
There's a guy in my college who is this guy's clone, but instead of chinese cartoons it's Naruto.

NotSockAccount
Nov 18, 2015

by Lowtax

Frog Act posted:

he told me that trans people are just mentally ill and people should have to work for the right not to die so i learned a lot today

He probably watch nothing but transsexual porn when jerking off.

Vernatio
Nov 13, 2015

Questionable!
Bring your yugioh cards to work tomorrow and challenge him to a duel

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
lol Chinese cartoons? dont you mean Japanese op?

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

NotSockAccount posted:

I'm sorry Frog Act, ill leave you alone. :(

whose parachute account are you? el spider?

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

LadyAmbien posted:

When he stands up, get in his face and start screaming, "I DON'T LIKE YOU, I DON'T LIKE YOU!" You know, assert your dominance.

But actually, go to the University and tell them his racist bullshit makes you uncomfortable and you'd prefer to get some work done without having to deal with it.

do this but also pee on him for dominance and scream "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU gently caress A STRANGER IN THE rear end"

Dr. Snuggles
Dec 3, 2012

Tbh some of us (Pick) use this website more than others and I feel that I am unfairly subsidizing picks posting. Unless some kind of fee by post usage is enabled were basically instituting a forced welfare state of posting.
OP sounds dumb as gently caress not appreciating the cultural gifts of Japan. Even president Obama confirmed this poo poo.

Out of the two people in the room he's not the autistic sperglord bitch.

GUYS STOP
Jun 7, 2003
Grimey Drawer
i want to see a post from this guy *let him post* *i'm banging on the table*

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

You should take a hike op and let him have your account instead

NotSockAccount
Nov 18, 2015

by Lowtax

That Robot posted:

whose parachute account are you? el spider?

My username is NotSockAccount, I am most certainly not a parachute of any account, especially El Spider.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

GET IN THE ROBOT
Nov 28, 2007

JUST GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT SHINJI

Frog Act posted:

he told me that trans people are just mentally ill

well even a broken clock is right twice a day

Mr. Unlucky
Nov 1, 2006

by R. Guyovich
do you worry that sitting next to him for prolonged periods of time will taint your soul with his foul essence

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
lol you're in grad school

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

NotSockAccount posted:

My username is NotSockAccount, I am most certainly not a parachute of any account, especially El Spider.

so you are El Spider

thanks for gassing my 39-page thread rear end in a top hat

NotSockAccount
Nov 18, 2015

by Lowtax

That Robot posted:

so you are El Spider

thanks for gassing my 39-page thread rear end in a top hat

10/10 would Gas again, if I actually was El Spider. :gary:

Gyra_Solune
Apr 24, 2014

Kyun kyun
Kyun kyun
Watashi no kare wa louse
yeah you should absolutely go to your boss or whoever's supervising that department because seriously why is some random guy who's shouting at anime videos in your offices

granted at least the specific show he's shouting at has proven itself to be good so far, so there's one positive. this clearly low-spectrum unhygenic hardcore libertarian who's yelling at his youtube videos...has good taste in anime, surely that makes up for something

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Tell him you have some awesome anime on your laptop then show him your anime

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Gyra_Solune
Apr 24, 2014

Kyun kyun
Kyun kyun
Watashi no kare wa louse

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Tell him you have some awesome anime on your laptop then show him your anime

better yet tell him you have some awesome anime on your laptop and then immediately slam it shut on his head

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